Bill Maher

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Bill Maher explained : “This is one of the big problems with wokeness, that what you say doesn’t have to make sense or chime with the facts or ever be challenged, lest the challenge itself it conflated with racism,” External link

eurweb Wednesday, June 16, 2021 10:02:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher told : "If you think America is more racist now than ever, more sexist than before women could vote and more homophobic than when b---j--s were a felony, you have ‘progressophobia’ and should adjust your mask because it's covering your eyes," External link

foxnews Saturday, June 12, 2021 9:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher explained : "And it's not just LGBT issues. Not that long ago, I knew people who went to prison for growing pot. And today, you can legally smoke it for fun in 43% of the country," "Even something like bullying: It still happens but being outwardly cruel to people who are different is no longer acceptable. That's progress. And acknowledging progress isn't saying ‘We’re done,' or ‘We don’t need more.' And being gloomier doesn't make you a better person" External link

foxnews Saturday, June 12, 2021 9:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Kevin Hart ) : "And yet there's a recurrent theme on the far-left that things have never been worse! Kevin Hart expressed a view many hold when he told The New York Times, ‘You’re witnessing White power and White privilege at an all-time high.'" External link

foxnews Saturday, June 12, 2021 9:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Bella Hadid ) : "As far as Gaza goes, it's amazing to me that the progressives think that they're being progressive by taking that side of it, the Bella Hadids of the world, these influencers," External link

foxnews Thursday, June 10, 2021 2:46:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “But in a grift that is our higher education, when you want to move up … you need to pay for more ‘education’ before we decide you can do what you do,” External link

thehill Saturday, June 5, 2021 10:15:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “F---, this is what Scientology does. Makes you keep taking courses to move up to the bridge of total freedom,” External link

thehill Saturday, June 5, 2021 10:15:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “The right is calling Biden’s plan social engineering, which is over the top … liberals see more school the way Republicans see tax cuts — the answer to everything,” External link

thehill Saturday, June 5, 2021 10:15:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher says : “Is it really liberal for someone who doesn’t go to college and makes less money to pay for people who do go and make more?” External link

thehill Saturday, June 5, 2021 10:15:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher stated : “The answer isn’t to make college free, the answer is to make it more unnecessary, which it is for most jobs,” External link

thehill Saturday, June 5, 2021 10:15:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "Well, Gaza fired 4,000 rockets into Israel. What would you say Israel should have done instead of what they did?" External link

israelnationalnews Friday, June 4, 2021 11:44:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Making sure everybody’s being safe, keeping the boating under the influence down, keep the accidents down, make sure everybody’s having fun but just being safe,” External link

news4jax Friday, June 4, 2021 11:08:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “No accidents, no injuries, everybody goes home with all the same fingers and toes they came with,” External link

news4jax Friday, June 4, 2021 11:08:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "Well, Gaza fired 4,000 rockets into Israel. What would you say Israel should have done instead of what they did?" External link

washingtonexaminer Friday, June 4, 2021 10:12:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I would submit that Israel did not steal anybody’s land,” “This is another thing I’ve heard the last couple of weeks, words like ‘occupiers’ and ‘colonizers’ and ‘apartheid,’ which I don’t think people understand the history there. The Jews have been in that area of the world since about 1200 BC, way before the first Muslim or Arab walked the earth” External link

timesofisrael Monday, May 31, 2021 9:23:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Bella Hadid ) : “Bella Hadid and her friends would run screaming to Tel Aviv if they had to live in Gaza for one day,” External link

timesofisrael Monday, May 31, 2021 9:23:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Caitlyn Jenner ) : “I’m sure Caitlyn Jenner is a nice person, but as California governor she would be in charge of the world’s 5th largest economy. Based on her qualifications of being a background character in a reality show not about her,” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 31, 2021 4:56:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “First of all, I’m sorry I missed the last two weeks. I didn’t want to—you heard this, they said I had COVID. This is, you know, it’s like when you go to the Jiffy Lube and they show you the air filter and you say, ‘OK, you’re the expert,’” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, May 30, 2021 5:56:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “First of all, I’m sorry I missed the last two weeks. I didn’t want to—you heard this, they said I had COVID. This is, you know, it’s like when you go to the Jiffy Lube and they show you the air filter and you say, ‘OK, you’re the expert,’” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, May 30, 2021 5:05:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Well, Gaza fired 4,000 rockets into Israel. What would you say Israel should have done instead of what they did?" External link

israelnationalnews Saturday, May 29, 2021 9:55:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "The last four years was a warning not an inspiration," External link

thehill Saturday, May 29, 2021 3:41:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "The Jews has been in that area of the world since about 1200 B.C., way before the first Muslim or Arab walked the earth. ... I mean, Jerusalem was their capital. So if it's who got there first, it's not even close," "The Jews were the ones who were occupied by everybody; the Romans took over at some point and then the Persians and the Byzantines and then the Ottomans. So yes, there was colonization going on there. Beginning in the 19th century, they started to return to Palestine, which was never an Arab country. There was never a country called Palestine that was a distinct Arab country" External link

foxnews Saturday, May 29, 2021 8:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Doesn't it behoove the people who rejected the half a loaf and continue to attack … Hamas's charter says they just want to wipe out Israel. Their negotiation position is 'You all die,'" External link

foxnews Saturday, May 29, 2021 8:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Would you like to see some of the ones they have for next week? Because it’s just getting worse, I mean, look at this one,” External link

dailycaller Saturday, May 29, 2021 1:00:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher wrote ( about Cal Ripken ) : "Thanks to all wishing me get well - hard to do since I feel perfectly fine, but I appreciate it!," "Most upset about ending my streak going back to 1993 of never missing a Politically Incorrect or Real Time episode. Oh well, even Cal Ripken had to sit one out at some point" External link

cbs46 Friday, May 14, 2021 7:02:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “And it’s their fault. Their plan was she doesn’t die. That’s not a plan,” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 3, 2021 1:26:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Mitch McConnell ) : “That would look like a power grab, not that they don’t kind of deserve it because of the way Mitch McConnell and the Republican Congress completely f—ed the Democrats in a way that was completely unprecedented,” “I don’t like the idea of politicizing the court. On the other hand, that is one of those things that I cannot stand, that they denied the president to pick — because that is fundamental rule” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 3, 2021 1:26:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Lifetime appointment is bad because I see with Ruth Bader Ginsburg, we know that the Democrats are mad at her because–” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 3, 2021 1:26:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Mitch McConnell ) : “That would look like a power grab, not that they don’t kind of deserve it because of the way Mitch McConnell and the Republican Congress completely f—ed the Democrats in a way that was completely unprecedented,” “I don’t like the idea of politicizing the court. On the other hand, that is one of those things that I cannot stand, that they denied the president to pick — because that is fundamental rule” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 3, 2021 6:00:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Lifetime appointment is bad because I see with Ruth Bader Ginsburg, we know that the Democrats are mad at her because–” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 3, 2021 6:00:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “And it’s their fault. Their plan was she doesn’t die. That’s not a plan,” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 3, 2021 6:00:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Mitch McConnell ) : “That would look like a power grab, not that they don’t kind of deserve it because of the way Mitch McConnell and the Republican Congress completely f—ed the Democrats in a way that was completely unprecedented,” “I don’t like the idea of politicizing the court. On the other hand, that is one of those things that I cannot stand, that they denied the president to pick — because that is fundamental rule” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, May 2, 2021 12:42:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Lifetime appointment is bad because I see with Ruth Bader Ginsburg, we know that the Democrats are mad at her because–” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, May 2, 2021 12:42:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “And it’s their fault. Their plan was she doesn’t die. That’s not a plan,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, May 2, 2021 12:42:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told : "When all of our sources for medical information have an agenda to spin us, yeah, you wind up with a badly misinformed population, including on the left," External link

eagletribune Sunday, April 25, 2021 4:13:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Liberals often mock the Republican misinformation bubble,” External link

patriotpost Monday, April 19, 2021 7:47:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher complained : "Look, here's what I'm saying: I don't want politics mixed in with my medical decisions! And now that everything is politics, that's all we do! If their side says 'COVID is nothing,' our side has to say it's everything. Trump said it would 'go away like a miracle,' and we said it was World War Z," "And now, of course, we find out that all that paranoia bout surfaces was bulls--- anyway... If you lie to people, even for a very good cause, you lose their trust" External link

foxnews Saturday, April 17, 2021 9:58:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "And maybe that's why he protected his most vulnerable population, the elderly, way better than did the governor of New York," External link

foxnews Saturday, April 17, 2021 9:58:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "So he was called a racist and lost his job and you were called a racist and lost your job. Do I have it right?" External link

foxnews Saturday, April 17, 2021 7:04:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Who is the racist and why? And this is what I'm trying to figure out," External link

foxnews Saturday, April 17, 2021 7:04:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "The old bag's a hundred," External link

foxnews Saturday, April 17, 2021 7:04:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I mean, before the day was out, banned, fined by the NBA and traded," External link

foxnews Saturday, April 10, 2021 9:35:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "It's American bloodlust for groveling. It's just gross," "I don't want to be part of that team... I don't want to live in a country where we have the Red Guard... We have a Red Guard in this country now" External link

foxnews Saturday, April 10, 2021 9:35:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “All I did was tell the truth,” External link

ibtimes Friday, April 2, 2021 6:32:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I kid Fox News a lot here on this show. The only reason I do it is because they’re mostly a bunch of obnoxious assholes,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 28, 2021 8:22:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher added : “They have lots of competition now from other, further right organizations. That’s what’s really bleeding away from…[trails off] OK, so they decided to step it up,” “They have a whole new slate of shows. Would you like to see some of them? Because these things are going to, they are really looking to get their base back” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 28, 2021 8:22:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I kid Fox News a lot here on this show. The only reason I do it is because they’re mostly a bunch of obnoxious assholes,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 28, 2021 10:43:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher added : “They have lots of competition now from other, further right organizations. That’s what’s really bleeding away from…[trails off] OK, so they decided to step it up,” “They have a whole new slate of shows. Would you like to see some of them? Because these things are going to, they are really looking to get their base back” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 28, 2021 10:43:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I kid Fox News a lot here on this show. The only reason I do it is because they’re mostly a bunch of obnoxious assholes,” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, March 27, 2021 1:12:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher added : “And they have lots of competition now from other, further right yes organizations. That’s what’s really bleeding away from…[trails off] OK, so they decided to step it up,” “They have a whole new slate of shows. Would you like to see some of them? Because these things are going to, they are really looking to get their base back” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, March 27, 2021 1:12:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher complained : "I mean, the only way this thing ends is people who are in authority say, 'No, we're not going to be bullied. If you don't want to work here, go elsewhere. These are our values and we're going to stick by them. They include fair play and openness to a variety of points of view.'" External link

foxnews Saturday, March 27, 2021 8:31:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Of course, race is the biggest issue in America. I will always put that at number one, but it's not the only one," External link

foxnews Saturday, March 27, 2021 8:31:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “New rule: Stop using the phrase plain vanilla. Vanilla is a flavor just like any other, it comes from the vanilla bean,” External link

news-yahoo Monday, March 22, 2021 6:56:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “New rule: Stop using the phrase plain vanilla. Vanilla is a flavor just like any other, it comes from the vanilla bean,” External link

news-yahoo Monday, March 22, 2021 6:56:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “New rule: Stop using the phrase plain vanilla. Vanilla is a flavor just like any other, it comes from the vanilla bean,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 21, 2021 3:07:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher responded : "Right, somebody needs to have some balls," External link

thehill Saturday, March 20, 2021 4:17:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Vogue ) : "OK, she just got a great job—well, lost a great job—editor of Teen Vogue. And because she tweeted in high school, this is high school," External link

thehill Saturday, March 20, 2021 4:17:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "People go to parties now and they don't want to talk. They're like, 'Can I talk? I don't know your girlfriend. She might be woke.' Really. I'm not making this up," "This informant thing, it's not just what you do, it's what you don't report. That's another way the goalpost moved" External link

foxnews Saturday, March 20, 2021 8:26:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "But what if it is that?" External link

foxnews Saturday, March 20, 2021 7:38:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I really feel like if it was Armenians who were manning the massage parlors, he would've killed Armenians," External link

foxnews Saturday, March 20, 2021 7:38:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Meghan Markle ) : “Also this week, we finally got some clarity on the most pressing issue of our time: Did Meghan make Kate cry or did Kate make Meghan cry?” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 14, 2021 7:28:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “You can hate the racism but not love them for everything else,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 14, 2021 7:28:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “In January of last year, right before the pandemic, we did an editorial about it because they had just announced they were stepping back. And I said, why don’t you two, just instead of just stepping back, why don’t you just renounce the whole bulls—, the lock, stock and barrel of it? What is this royal bulls— to begin with?” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 14, 2021 7:28:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher added : “But I must say, for everyone who’s like, ‘There’s racial bias in the royal family!’ there are other royal families in the world. Americans only seem to be interested in the white one,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 14, 2021 7:28:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "In two generations, China has built 500 entire cities from scratch, moved the majority of their huge population from poverty to the middle class, and mostly cornered the market in 5G and pharmaceuticals. Oh, and they bought Africa," External link

foxnews Saturday, March 13, 2021 10:12:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "We bingewatch, they bingebuild. When COVID hit Wuhan, the city built a quarantine center with 4,000 rooms in 10 days and they barely had to use it because they quickly arrested the rest of the disease," "They were back to throwing raves in swimming pools while we were stuck at home surfing the dark web for black market Charmin. We're not losing to China, we lost. The returns just haven't all come in yet. They've made robots that check a kid's temperature and got their asses back in school. Most of our kids are still pretending to take Zoom classes while they watch TikTok and their brain cells fully commit ritual suicide" External link

foxnews Saturday, March 13, 2021 10:12:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher insists : “Mature people understand humans are continually evolving as opposed to Wokeville, where they’re always shocked we didn’t emerge enlightened from the primordial ooze,” External link

patriotpost Thursday, March 4, 2021 4:22:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “You took your kids out of the school in New York, and I’ve been hearing—anecdotally—very much the same thing from many parents,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, February 28, 2021 11:07:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “You took your kids out of the school in New York, and I’ve been hearing—anecdotally—very much the same thing from many parents,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, February 28, 2021 3:53:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher responded : “The two wings of the party that I can see are Trump and then the people who want to take his voters, who want to be his successor,” “There’s Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley and Nikki Haley. They want to be the next nominee but they’re not about to get rid of his voters. They just want to be Trump’s successor” External link

nypost Saturday, February 27, 2021 3:37:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher told : "Is that the wrong approach to say ... because otherwise, I think people will go, 'What's the point of even trying if we're always going to be living with it," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 12:20:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asserted : "If you think it's just for celebrities, no," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 11:25:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "Is this really who we want to become? A society of phony, clenched-a------ avatars walking on eggshells, always looking over your shoulder about getting ratted out for something that actually has nothing to do with your character or morals?" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 11:25:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher complained : "Everybody hates it but nobody stands up to it," "Because it's always the safe thing to swallow what you really think and just join the mob" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 11:25:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Mature people understand humans are continually evolving as opposed to Wokeville, where they're always shocked we didn't emerge enlightened from the primordial ooze," "Mature people understand humans are continually evolving as opposed to Wokeville, where they're always shocked we didn't emerge enlightened from the primordial ooze" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 11:25:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher concluded : "Memo to social justice warriors: When what you're doing sounds like an Onion headline, stop," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 11:25:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher responded : "The two wings of the party that I can see are Trump and then the people who want to take his voters, who want to be his successor," "There's Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley and Nikki Haley. They want to be the next nominee but they're not about to get rid of his voters. They just want to be Trump's successor" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 9:52:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “You took your kids out of the school in New York, and I’ve been hearing—anecdotally—very much the same thing from many parents,” External link

thedailybeast Saturday, February 27, 2021 7:16:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I’m not here to prosecute you,” External link

thedailybeast Saturday, February 13, 2021 5:07:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "If that's true, then why did he do six percentage points better with Republicans [in 2020] than he did in 2016?" "He got 94 percent of Republican votes and 88 percent the first time" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 13, 2021 9:30:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "And all the money went toward where it should?" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 13, 2021 9:30:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Well, actually Steve, you stole one of my bits almost beat for beat," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 13, 2021 9:30:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher responded ( about Donald Trump ) : "The ad about Trump being infirm and couldn't put a sentence together," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 13, 2021 9:30:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I personally have never seen a sediment curtain that’s worked 100 per cent,” “If not maintained properly, it’s like a fish net with a hole in it – something has to get out” External link

theherald-au Friday, February 12, 2021 9:32:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "They have his texts, where he was saying things like, 'I want to take your rib out and boil it with barbecue sauce.' We're in such a porn-centric society—people have been watching really hardcore porn for so long that 'spank you' doesn't really cut it anymore," External link

ibtimes-uk Monday, February 8, 2021 10:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher added : "Apparently this is something called 'ethical human cannibal fetishism.' No actual women were eaten in the making of this movie," External link

ibtimes-uk Monday, February 8, 2021 10:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher explained ( about Arnie Hammer ) : "OK... we can all agree that's intolerable—but if there wasn't any physical coercion, why isn't this just filed under, 'That seemed like a good idea at the time—to let Armie Hammer eat me—but it really wasn't.' It seems like we don't have any ownership anymore of our own choices," External link

ibtimes-uk Monday, February 8, 2021 10:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher claimed : “And Trumpism is a Christian nationalist movement that believes Trump was literally sent from heaven to save them,” External link

haaretz Sunday, February 7, 2021 7:36:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “There’s a lot of talk now in liberal corners about how Republicans should tell their base who still believe the election was rigged that they need to grow up and move on, and stop asking the rest of us to respect their mass delusion,” External link

haaretz Sunday, February 7, 2021 7:36:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "When you are a QAnon fanatic, you're also a fundamentalist Christian. They just go together like macaroni and cheese or chardonnay and Valium," External link

ibtimes-sg Saturday, February 6, 2021 1:09:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher told : "There's a lot of talk in liberal corners about how Republicans should tell their base who still believe that the election was rigged, that they need to grow up and move on and stop asking the rest of us to respect their mass delusion," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 6, 2021 8:39:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "It's fun to laugh at QAnon with the baby-eating lizard people and the pedophile pizza parlors, but have you ever read the Book of Revelations?" "That's the Bible. That's your holy book, Christians. And they've got seven-headed dragons and locusts that have the face of men and teeth of lions and other stuff you see after the guy in the park sells you bad mushrooms" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 6, 2021 8:39:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "All the armies of the world will gather and Jesus will come down on a flying horse, shooting swords out of his mouth," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 6, 2021 8:39:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "In other words, we have no proof the election was stolen and you may have verifiable evidence that it wasn't but that doesn't matter. It only matters that we believe it," "And that's when you're at religion, that you have to respect something just because people believe it" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 6, 2021 8:39:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "Does that not alarm you a little?" External link

foxnews Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:35:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher responded : "That's a great question to get to," "Now that we've gotten rid of Trump, we're faced with this problem as Americans. ... Now we can't blame everything on him. Now we gotta look in the mirror and we'll find out in the next hundred days, like, if it was all Trump who was the bad guy" External link

foxnews Saturday, January 23, 2021 9:06:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher says : “Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit!” External link

leadership Sunday, January 17, 2021 5:02:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher insisted : "Mitch McConnell is playing everyone like a fiddle," "He's rope-a-doping you. He does this with the media all the time. ... He leaked it out that he might do this. He's never going to do it. He's not going to vote to impeach Donald Trump" External link

foxnews Saturday, January 16, 2021 11:49:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher warned : "I've heard people say, 'Thank God this week is over.' The battle is over, this chapter is over. This war is just beginning," External link

foxnews Saturday, January 16, 2021 11:49:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "It reminds me of the first one in that you kinda had to do it, right, because you can't let the precedent stand, but it's just going to be horrible," "It's just a horrible way to start a new administration" External link

foxnews Saturday, January 16, 2021 11:49:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I've preached, and still do, that you can hate Trump, but not all the people who like him," "And as counterintuitive as it may seem, you can like something run by a------s without being one yourself" External link

foxnews Saturday, January 16, 2021 9:28:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told : "Seventy-four million people are not self-deporting and neither are we," External link

foxnews Saturday, January 16, 2021 9:28:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "In order to keep her business afloat, she resorted to a short-term loan with an interest rate of 169 percent. That's right. She was being charged 169 percent interest and went to Washington so she can chant 'Stop the Steal!'" "And maybe, since all politics was local, all she knew was that she lives in a state that seems to care more about her 'toxic Whiteness' than her toxic brokeness. And that the state that's run entirely by Democrats, yeah, they didn't stop anyone from charging her 169 percent interest on a loan either" External link

foxnews Saturday, January 16, 2021 8:43:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Arrangements have been agreed to allow the HSE to contract up to 30% capacity of Bon Secours Health System involving our hospitals in Cork, Dublin, Galway, Limerick, and Tralee” External link

irishexaminer Friday, January 8, 2021 11:11:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher warned : "Quickly -- like before they vote in Georgia," External link

foxnews Saturday, November 14, 2020 10:58:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : “Aren’t you a little bit ashamed of how you’re denigrating the people who work so hard in the most difficult election in memory?” External link

thedailybeast Saturday, November 14, 2020 8:20:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Trump did a lot better with the black vote than he did last time,” External link

nypost Sunday, November 8, 2020 1:48:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "Without people actually doing that, that is what's going on, right?" External link

foxnews Saturday, November 7, 2020 12:01:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I can take issue with some things in there but it's an opinion!" "This should not have been blocked! This feeds into that saying, 'You just don't want to hear anything that you don't agree with!' And this is a platform! Twitter is about expressing opinions. And here's somebody who expresses an opinion, albeit I don't agree with it, but then it's like, 'Well, my opinion doesn't agree with your opinion so you can't talk on my platform about opinions.' That's f---ed up too" External link

foxnews Saturday, November 7, 2020 12:01:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "You think that's every Trump voter?" External link

foxnews Saturday, November 7, 2020 10:22:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told : "Trump did a lot better with the Black vote than he did last time," External link

foxnews Saturday, November 7, 2020 10:22:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Or maybe people just see the world differently," "I think he's a terrible leader but I don't think that it's terrible that there's diversity in the Black community. Or in any community" External link

foxnews Saturday, November 7, 2020 10:22:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Just the fact that they're together is almost Shakespearean, 'Rodeo and Juliet,' but they make it work because they see each other as more than just who they voted for," External link

foxnews Saturday, November 7, 2020 9:37:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Some teams have very small rosters and by a simple process of elimination identifying the team may identify the member who may be positive," External link

buffalonews Thursday, November 5, 2020 5:49:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Once a team has completed their quarantine period or is otherwise released (by Erie County), we would then confirm team 'pause' as the period of transmission will have passed and all team members would be released from quarantine or isolation," External link

buffalonews Thursday, November 5, 2020 5:49:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : “WHY can’t America get its s**t together anymore?” External link

heraldscotland Tuesday, November 3, 2020 8:42:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Let’s not have a civil war with the Trumpers,” External link

nypost Saturday, October 31, 2020 7:54:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Mitch McConnell ) : “Take it from someone who has traveled this country my whole life: There are no red states or blue states. They’re all like Mitch McConnell’s hands — some shade of purple,” External link

nypost Saturday, October 31, 2020 7:54:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher shouted ( about Malcom Cottom ) : “Have we lost our minds?!? Stealing? BAD!” External link

nypost Saturday, October 31, 2020 7:54:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher told : "We're amongst each other now, all swirled together and marbled in," External link

foxnews Saturday, October 31, 2020 8:21:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher shouted ( about Malcom Cottom ) : "Have we lost our minds?!? Stealing? BAD!" "No looting the mall and also no Gucci-loafered Republican looters ransacking our government because I know what you're thinking, Don. You lose the election and 'Everything must go! We lost our lease, going out of business!' Oh yes, you'll be selling pardons on Craig's List. Jared will turn the Smithsonian into condos. You're going to try to strip this government like it's an abandoned Range Rover in a bad neighborhood" External link

foxnews Saturday, October 31, 2020 8:21:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Well, it's not like her death was a shock," External link

foxnews Thursday, October 29, 2020 12:55:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher explained ( about Amy Barrett ) : "These old-school Catholics, they play the long game. Amy Barrett has been on their radar since forever because she was raised in an extremist Catholic community called People of Praise, where husbands' responsibilities include 'correcting' his wife should she stray from the proper path and where women were called 'handmaids,'" External link

foxnews Saturday, October 17, 2020 8:33:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Amy Coney Barrett ) : “Apparently, the pick is going to be Amy Coney,” External link

patriotpost Wednesday, October 7, 2020 3:47:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "She's a f***ing nut," External link

nzherald Monday, September 28, 2020 12:49:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "She's a f***ing nut," External link

qt Sunday, September 27, 2020 10:07:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "We'll be saying this name a lot I'm sure because she's a f---ing nut," "Religion -- I was right about that one too. I'm sorry, but Amy [Coney] Barrett, Catholic -- really Catholic. I mean really, really Catholic -- like speaking in tongues. Like she doesn't believe in condoms, which is what she has in common with Trump because he doesn't either. I remember that from Stormy Daniels" External link

foxnews Saturday, September 26, 2020 8:30:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told : "The idea that when you lose power, you've not only lost that fight, you made it harder to win the next one. That's how power works," External link

foxnews Saturday, September 26, 2020 8:30:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "This is not the paper that I grew up with," External link

foxnews Saturday, September 26, 2020 7:42:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher announced : “I have a minute and a half left. I see—they just put it on the prompter here—Ruth Bader Ginsburg just died,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, September 20, 2020 1:54:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher announced : “I have a minute and a half left. I see—they just put it on the prompter here—Ruth Bader Ginsburg just died,” External link

thedailybeast Saturday, September 19, 2020 8:27:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "What about the property destruction issue?" External link

foxnews Tuesday, September 15, 2020 1:23:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "So he could win by 3 percent and he still has less than half a chance of winning the election," "You've got to get up to 5 or 6 percent before he has a 98 percent chance of winning the election. That's a f---ed up country" External link

foxnews Saturday, September 12, 2020 9:44:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I am feeling less confident about this -- maybe it's just their convention bump got to me, but I'm feeling less confident than I was a month ago," "I feel very nervous, the same way I did four years ago at this time" External link

foxnews Saturday, September 12, 2020 9:44:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "What about the property destruction issue?" External link

foxnews Saturday, September 12, 2020 8:58:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Every one of our kids wants to get back to practice,” External link

buffalonews Wednesday, September 9, 2020 12:12:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “The one thing we’ve learned in this environment is that you have to be adaptable,” “If it’s in the best interests of the student population on campus, we will do that” External link

buffalonews Wednesday, September 9, 2020 12:12:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Testing has a very high price point,” “On a weekly basis, the cost for even the basketball team is $3,000 a week, and that presents problems. There will be savings because we’re not playing a full fall schedule or traveling, and there will be some offset that will help, but it won’t entirely mitigate the costs” External link

buffalonews Wednesday, September 9, 2020 12:12:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told : "I am feeling less confident about this — maybe it's just their convention bump got to me, but I'm feeling less confident than I was a month ago," External link

washingtonexaminer Sunday, August 30, 2020 8:16:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I am feeling less confident about this -- maybe it's just their convention bump got to me, but I'm feeling less confident than I was a month ago," External link

foxnews Saturday, August 29, 2020 9:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "This is, to quote Joe Biden, a big f---in' deal,'" External link

foxnews Saturday, August 15, 2020 10:14:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher added : "It's happening slowly, but the normalization of Israel in that part of the world, I think, you know, it didn't happen quickly but it's going to happen because everyone realizes it's inevitable and they're not going anywhere," External link

foxnews Saturday, August 15, 2020 10:14:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "Biden's ahead, but he's not, to my view, comfortably ahead. Not for my comfort," External link

foxnews Saturday, August 15, 2020 8:38:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Donald Trump ) : “The only bipartisan agreement we seem to have these days is that neither party wants Donald Trump at their funerals,” External link

foxnews Wednesday, August 12, 2020 10:42:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “At his funeral, no one will ever talk about him like that,” “Then I thought, maybe if Trump could hear what the eulogy for him would sound like, maybe that would give him some insight into himself” External link

foxnews Wednesday, August 12, 2020 10:42:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I actually felt sad for him because at his funeral nobody is going to talk about him like that,” External link

nypost Wednesday, August 12, 2020 6:56:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “What kind of spectacular prick do you have to be that everyone’s last request is ‘Make sure that a**hole isn’t at my funeral’?” External link

thehill Wednesday, August 12, 2020 6:41:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Listen, I’m not pushing you to run or not run, but I just want to disabuse you of this one thing” External link

geo-tv Sunday, August 9, 2020 10:35:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “What kind of spectacular prick do you have to be that everyone’s last request is ‘make sure that asshole isn’t at my funeral’?” External link

thehill Saturday, August 8, 2020 10:45:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Then I thought of Trump, and I actually felt sad for him because at his funeral nobody is going to talk about him like that,” External link

thehill Saturday, August 8, 2020 10:45:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Some men look at the world and ask, ‘Why?’ Donald Trump looked at the world and asked, ‘What’s in it for me?’” “His generosity knew only limits, and he never once failed to put himself before others” External link

thehill Saturday, August 8, 2020 10:45:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher mocked ( about Bill Clinton ) : "You shake your head like, 'Oh that's impossible! Bill Clinton, a horny guy, on sex island? Ridiculous!'" External link

foxnews Saturday, August 8, 2020 6:50:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "My question is, you know, [Clinton] has assets and he has ... things that are not quite assets," External link

foxnews Saturday, August 8, 2020 6:50:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told ( about Kanye West ) : "At the end, Kanye West says, 'You need not be afraid. They speak to me in supernatural voices. I am one with their jam'. And I am not sure he didn't say that this week," External link

newindianexpress Tuesday, August 4, 2020 7:43:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher told ( about Kanye West ) : "At the end, Kanye West says, 'You need not be afraid. They speak to me in supernatural voices. I am one with their jam'. And I am not sure he didn't say that this week," External link

ibtimes-sg Tuesday, August 4, 2020 4:42:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher agreed : "You're right. That's what we need more of," "Being able to speak freely is the lifeblood not only of democracy, of really just our way of life" External link

foxnews Saturday, August 1, 2020 9:55:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I am honored to serve in this role for the MAAC,” External link

buffalonews Friday, July 24, 2020 12:09:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Black people have to demand white people stop culturally appropriating how mad they are about racism,” External link

thehill Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:09:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asked : “Why is this white woman seeing racism where a black man isn’t?” "The mayor also said, 'Intentions don't matter,' but they do matter. And white people need to stop trying to cancel other white people whose heart was in the right place but don't get it exactly right on the first try" External link

thehill Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:09:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I worry that the kind of tensions that the guardians of ‘gotcha’ are creating is going to make people afraid to mingle at all, and thrust us back towards a re-segregation of sorts, where instead of just seeing a person and not a color, now we’re only seeing color,” “Maybe this is old-school liberalism talking, but I don’t think that’s the way to go” External link

thehill Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:09:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I think this ‘cancel culture’ is a cancer on progressivism,” External link

thehill Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:09:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher told ( about Lives Matter ) : "OK, that may not be exactly 'Black Lives Matter,' but it's also very true and pretty close to what we're trying to get everyone to understand," External link

foxnews Saturday, June 27, 2020 8:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "You want to be a good ally but not too good or you're being a 'white savior.' Use your voice but don't make it about yourself, but speak up unless it's your time to just listen," External link

foxnews Saturday, June 27, 2020 8:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "Yet you won't vote for Biden," External link

foxnews Saturday, June 27, 2020 6:39:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Liberals want to take police money, police funds and divert it to community services, which sounds like a very good thing, good idea," External link

foxnews Saturday, June 13, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I worry that Democrats are wandering into another purity test that's not going to serve them well," "And it's going to be about how much you want to get rid of police altogether" External link

foxnews Saturday, June 13, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher complained : "The Democrats ... they're horrible. They put themselves in this no-win box and they did it to themselves," External link

foxnews Saturday, June 13, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “That is actually what he said,” “You’ve got to give it to this guy. He does speak his inner monologue” External link

ibtimes Thursday, June 11, 2020 9:34:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "This lockdown that we've been living with -- do you agree with me? -- that this has a lot to do with the unrest in the streets? That when you coop people up and when they have no hope and no job, that they -- why not go out in the streets?" "I wonder what America will look like, what police departments look like if they have to fight this all the time" External link

foxnews Saturday, June 6, 2020 8:28:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher explained : "It's almost is about what in the long run is going to cause more death," "The head of the U.N. said a couple of weeks ago he expects hundreds of thousands of children to die because of what we did to the economy. I know they're not all Americans so they don't count as much to Americans, but I think that matters somewhat" External link

foxnews Saturday, June 6, 2020 8:28:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told : "I actually must tell you, I hate when people use that sort of phrase, 'If you don't agree with this opinion I have, you ain't this' thing. You ain't a woman, you ain't an American, you ain't a patriot' I'm not for that," External link

foxnews Saturday, May 30, 2020 9:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Swedish ) : "I always thought the response was too heavy-handed -- what's it gonna look [like] when November comes around? Who's gonna get blamed for this economy? I think it's the people who were the 'Let's shut everything, let's not even try anything Swedish-like,'" "Because the economy is probably going to be a bigger issue in November" External link

foxnews Saturday, May 30, 2020 9:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "My question is, 'Who's going to get the blame? Are people going to say, 'Yeah, my business has been shut down and that's because the government shut it down'? I feel like that's going to be a problem for the Democrats," External link

foxnews Saturday, May 30, 2020 9:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “She suggested she had filed a sex harassment report. Now, she says she didn’t. She says she was fired by Biden’s office, but in deleted posts she said she left because quote, ‘I love Russia with all my heart,’” “We’re letting this person change the subject from ‘Donald Trump, lethal incompetent’ to ‘Joe Biden, sex monster’? She literally wrote a love letter to the murderer trying to keep Biden from the White House” External link

thedailybeast Sunday, May 10, 2020 12:54:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Believing everything doesn't make you noble, it makes you gullible. And leaves us with a world where Republicans don't care about this stuff, so it's just a unilateral weapon that is used only against Democrats," External link

newsweek-USA Saturday, May 9, 2020 9:51:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Trump rides the bus with Billy Bush, we throw Al Franken under it," External link

newsweek-USA Saturday, May 9, 2020 9:51:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "She literally wrote a love letter to the murderer trying to keep Biden from the White House," External link

newsweek-USA Saturday, May 9, 2020 9:51:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher claimed : "We're letting this person [Reade] change the subject from Donald Trump, lethal incompetent, to Joe Biden, sex monster?" External link

foxnews Saturday, May 9, 2020 9:16:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Believing everything doesn’t make you noble, it makes you gullible,” External link

nypost Saturday, May 9, 2020 8:02:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Believing everything doesn't make you noble, it makes you gullible," "And it leaves us with a world where Republicans don't care about this stuff, so it's just a unilateral weapon that is used only against Democrats. Trump rides the bus with Billy Bush, we throw Al Franken under it" External link

foxnews Saturday, May 9, 2020 7:51:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "We have a president who says, 'Drink bleach.' Jeez, you waited 27 years, it couldn't hold another few months? That's what I'd like to ask Ms. Reade -- Why now?" External link

foxnews Saturday, May 9, 2020 7:51:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher argued ( about George W Bush ) : “The most important thing to do, they could have said, is get yourself in better shape. You could change your health profile a lot in two months,” “We could be in a much better position, and it’s just like when George W. Bush said after 9/11, ‘Go shopping,’ and this was like, ‘Keep eating.’ I know people hate to hear that message, and I hate to say it, but it’s the truth: the core of this problem in this country, one reason—obviously besides the Trumpian nonsense—is that we, as a country…you look at the numbers from other countries around the world, not nearly the amount of deaths because they don’t have the same obesity profile” External link

thedailybeast Saturday, May 9, 2020 7:03:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I just don't get it. I don't understand how," External link

foxnews Saturday, April 25, 2020 8:40:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I know we can bail out certain sectors as we have done in the past, I don't know how you can keep indefinitely writing checks," External link

foxnews Saturday, April 25, 2020 8:40:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "The CDC this week said [the coronavirus] might come around again in the fall. Can we afford to do the whole thing again? Can we afford to spend this kind of money a second time in one year?" External link

foxnews Saturday, April 25, 2020 8:40:00 AM EAT



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Bill Maher explained : “This is one of the big problems with wokeness, that what you say doesn’t have to make sense or chime with the facts or ever be challenged, lest the challenge itself it conflated with racism,” External link

eurweb Wednesday, June 16, 2021 10:02:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher told : "If you think America is more racist now than ever, more sexist than before women could vote and more homophobic than when b---j--s were a felony, you have ‘progressophobia’ and should adjust your mask because it's covering your eyes," External link

foxnews Saturday, June 12, 2021 9:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher explained : "And it's not just LGBT issues. Not that long ago, I knew people who went to prison for growing pot. And today, you can legally smoke it for fun in 43% of the country," "Even something like bullying: It still happens but being outwardly cruel to people who are different is no longer acceptable. That's progress. And acknowledging progress isn't saying ‘We’re done,' or ‘We don’t need more.' And being gloomier doesn't make you a better person" External link

foxnews Saturday, June 12, 2021 9:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Kevin Hart ) : "And yet there's a recurrent theme on the far-left that things have never been worse! Kevin Hart expressed a view many hold when he told The New York Times, ‘You’re witnessing White power and White privilege at an all-time high.'" External link

foxnews Saturday, June 12, 2021 9:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Bella Hadid ) : "As far as Gaza goes, it's amazing to me that the progressives think that they're being progressive by taking that side of it, the Bella Hadids of the world, these influencers," External link

foxnews Thursday, June 10, 2021 2:46:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “But in a grift that is our higher education, when you want to move up … you need to pay for more ‘education’ before we decide you can do what you do,” External link

thehill Saturday, June 5, 2021 10:15:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “F---, this is what Scientology does. Makes you keep taking courses to move up to the bridge of total freedom,” External link

thehill Saturday, June 5, 2021 10:15:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “The right is calling Biden’s plan social engineering, which is over the top … liberals see more school the way Republicans see tax cuts — the answer to everything,” External link

thehill Saturday, June 5, 2021 10:15:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher says : “Is it really liberal for someone who doesn’t go to college and makes less money to pay for people who do go and make more?” External link

thehill Saturday, June 5, 2021 10:15:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher stated : “The answer isn’t to make college free, the answer is to make it more unnecessary, which it is for most jobs,” External link

thehill Saturday, June 5, 2021 10:15:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "Well, Gaza fired 4,000 rockets into Israel. What would you say Israel should have done instead of what they did?" External link

israelnationalnews Friday, June 4, 2021 11:44:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Making sure everybody’s being safe, keeping the boating under the influence down, keep the accidents down, make sure everybody’s having fun but just being safe,” External link

news4jax Friday, June 4, 2021 11:08:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “No accidents, no injuries, everybody goes home with all the same fingers and toes they came with,” External link

news4jax Friday, June 4, 2021 11:08:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "Well, Gaza fired 4,000 rockets into Israel. What would you say Israel should have done instead of what they did?" External link

washingtonexaminer Friday, June 4, 2021 10:12:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I would submit that Israel did not steal anybody’s land,” “This is another thing I’ve heard the last couple of weeks, words like ‘occupiers’ and ‘colonizers’ and ‘apartheid,’ which I don’t think people understand the history there. The Jews have been in that area of the world since about 1200 BC, way before the first Muslim or Arab walked the earth” External link

timesofisrael Monday, May 31, 2021 9:23:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Bella Hadid ) : “Bella Hadid and her friends would run screaming to Tel Aviv if they had to live in Gaza for one day,” External link

timesofisrael Monday, May 31, 2021 9:23:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Caitlyn Jenner ) : “I’m sure Caitlyn Jenner is a nice person, but as California governor she would be in charge of the world’s 5th largest economy. Based on her qualifications of being a background character in a reality show not about her,” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 31, 2021 4:56:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “First of all, I’m sorry I missed the last two weeks. I didn’t want to—you heard this, they said I had COVID. This is, you know, it’s like when you go to the Jiffy Lube and they show you the air filter and you say, ‘OK, you’re the expert,’” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, May 30, 2021 5:56:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “First of all, I’m sorry I missed the last two weeks. I didn’t want to—you heard this, they said I had COVID. This is, you know, it’s like when you go to the Jiffy Lube and they show you the air filter and you say, ‘OK, you’re the expert,’” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, May 30, 2021 5:05:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Well, Gaza fired 4,000 rockets into Israel. What would you say Israel should have done instead of what they did?" External link

israelnationalnews Saturday, May 29, 2021 9:55:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "The last four years was a warning not an inspiration," External link

thehill Saturday, May 29, 2021 3:41:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "The Jews has been in that area of the world since about 1200 B.C., way before the first Muslim or Arab walked the earth. ... I mean, Jerusalem was their capital. So if it's who got there first, it's not even close," "The Jews were the ones who were occupied by everybody; the Romans took over at some point and then the Persians and the Byzantines and then the Ottomans. So yes, there was colonization going on there. Beginning in the 19th century, they started to return to Palestine, which was never an Arab country. There was never a country called Palestine that was a distinct Arab country" External link

foxnews Saturday, May 29, 2021 8:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Doesn't it behoove the people who rejected the half a loaf and continue to attack … Hamas's charter says they just want to wipe out Israel. Their negotiation position is 'You all die,'" External link

foxnews Saturday, May 29, 2021 8:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Would you like to see some of the ones they have for next week? Because it’s just getting worse, I mean, look at this one,” External link

dailycaller Saturday, May 29, 2021 1:00:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher wrote ( about Cal Ripken ) : "Thanks to all wishing me get well - hard to do since I feel perfectly fine, but I appreciate it!," "Most upset about ending my streak going back to 1993 of never missing a Politically Incorrect or Real Time episode. Oh well, even Cal Ripken had to sit one out at some point" External link

cbs46 Friday, May 14, 2021 7:02:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “And it’s their fault. Their plan was she doesn’t die. That’s not a plan,” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 3, 2021 1:26:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Mitch McConnell ) : “That would look like a power grab, not that they don’t kind of deserve it because of the way Mitch McConnell and the Republican Congress completely f—ed the Democrats in a way that was completely unprecedented,” “I don’t like the idea of politicizing the court. On the other hand, that is one of those things that I cannot stand, that they denied the president to pick — because that is fundamental rule” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 3, 2021 1:26:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Lifetime appointment is bad because I see with Ruth Bader Ginsburg, we know that the Democrats are mad at her because–” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 3, 2021 1:26:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Mitch McConnell ) : “That would look like a power grab, not that they don’t kind of deserve it because of the way Mitch McConnell and the Republican Congress completely f—ed the Democrats in a way that was completely unprecedented,” “I don’t like the idea of politicizing the court. On the other hand, that is one of those things that I cannot stand, that they denied the president to pick — because that is fundamental rule” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 3, 2021 6:00:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Lifetime appointment is bad because I see with Ruth Bader Ginsburg, we know that the Democrats are mad at her because–” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 3, 2021 6:00:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “And it’s their fault. Their plan was she doesn’t die. That’s not a plan,” External link

news-yahoo Monday, May 3, 2021 6:00:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Mitch McConnell ) : “That would look like a power grab, not that they don’t kind of deserve it because of the way Mitch McConnell and the Republican Congress completely f—ed the Democrats in a way that was completely unprecedented,” “I don’t like the idea of politicizing the court. On the other hand, that is one of those things that I cannot stand, that they denied the president to pick — because that is fundamental rule” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, May 2, 2021 12:42:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Lifetime appointment is bad because I see with Ruth Bader Ginsburg, we know that the Democrats are mad at her because–” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, May 2, 2021 12:42:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “And it’s their fault. Their plan was she doesn’t die. That’s not a plan,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, May 2, 2021 12:42:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told : "When all of our sources for medical information have an agenda to spin us, yeah, you wind up with a badly misinformed population, including on the left," External link

eagletribune Sunday, April 25, 2021 4:13:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Liberals often mock the Republican misinformation bubble,” External link

patriotpost Monday, April 19, 2021 7:47:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher complained : "Look, here's what I'm saying: I don't want politics mixed in with my medical decisions! And now that everything is politics, that's all we do! If their side says 'COVID is nothing,' our side has to say it's everything. Trump said it would 'go away like a miracle,' and we said it was World War Z," "And now, of course, we find out that all that paranoia bout surfaces was bulls--- anyway... If you lie to people, even for a very good cause, you lose their trust" External link

foxnews Saturday, April 17, 2021 9:58:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "And maybe that's why he protected his most vulnerable population, the elderly, way better than did the governor of New York," External link

foxnews Saturday, April 17, 2021 9:58:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "So he was called a racist and lost his job and you were called a racist and lost your job. Do I have it right?" External link

foxnews Saturday, April 17, 2021 7:04:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Who is the racist and why? And this is what I'm trying to figure out," External link

foxnews Saturday, April 17, 2021 7:04:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "The old bag's a hundred," External link

foxnews Saturday, April 17, 2021 7:04:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I mean, before the day was out, banned, fined by the NBA and traded," External link

foxnews Saturday, April 10, 2021 9:35:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "It's American bloodlust for groveling. It's just gross," "I don't want to be part of that team... I don't want to live in a country where we have the Red Guard... We have a Red Guard in this country now" External link

foxnews Saturday, April 10, 2021 9:35:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “All I did was tell the truth,” External link

ibtimes Friday, April 2, 2021 6:32:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I kid Fox News a lot here on this show. The only reason I do it is because they’re mostly a bunch of obnoxious assholes,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 28, 2021 8:22:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher added : “They have lots of competition now from other, further right organizations. That’s what’s really bleeding away from…[trails off] OK, so they decided to step it up,” “They have a whole new slate of shows. Would you like to see some of them? Because these things are going to, they are really looking to get their base back” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 28, 2021 8:22:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I kid Fox News a lot here on this show. The only reason I do it is because they’re mostly a bunch of obnoxious assholes,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 28, 2021 10:43:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher added : “They have lots of competition now from other, further right organizations. That’s what’s really bleeding away from…[trails off] OK, so they decided to step it up,” “They have a whole new slate of shows. Would you like to see some of them? Because these things are going to, they are really looking to get their base back” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 28, 2021 10:43:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I kid Fox News a lot here on this show. The only reason I do it is because they’re mostly a bunch of obnoxious assholes,” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, March 27, 2021 1:12:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher added : “And they have lots of competition now from other, further right yes organizations. That’s what’s really bleeding away from…[trails off] OK, so they decided to step it up,” “They have a whole new slate of shows. Would you like to see some of them? Because these things are going to, they are really looking to get their base back” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, March 27, 2021 1:12:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher complained : "I mean, the only way this thing ends is people who are in authority say, 'No, we're not going to be bullied. If you don't want to work here, go elsewhere. These are our values and we're going to stick by them. They include fair play and openness to a variety of points of view.'" External link

foxnews Saturday, March 27, 2021 8:31:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Of course, race is the biggest issue in America. I will always put that at number one, but it's not the only one," External link

foxnews Saturday, March 27, 2021 8:31:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “New rule: Stop using the phrase plain vanilla. Vanilla is a flavor just like any other, it comes from the vanilla bean,” External link

news-yahoo Monday, March 22, 2021 6:56:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “New rule: Stop using the phrase plain vanilla. Vanilla is a flavor just like any other, it comes from the vanilla bean,” External link

news-yahoo Monday, March 22, 2021 6:56:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “New rule: Stop using the phrase plain vanilla. Vanilla is a flavor just like any other, it comes from the vanilla bean,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 21, 2021 3:07:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher responded : "Right, somebody needs to have some balls," External link

thehill Saturday, March 20, 2021 4:17:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Vogue ) : "OK, she just got a great job—well, lost a great job—editor of Teen Vogue. And because she tweeted in high school, this is high school," External link

thehill Saturday, March 20, 2021 4:17:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "People go to parties now and they don't want to talk. They're like, 'Can I talk? I don't know your girlfriend. She might be woke.' Really. I'm not making this up," "This informant thing, it's not just what you do, it's what you don't report. That's another way the goalpost moved" External link

foxnews Saturday, March 20, 2021 8:26:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "But what if it is that?" External link

foxnews Saturday, March 20, 2021 7:38:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I really feel like if it was Armenians who were manning the massage parlors, he would've killed Armenians," External link

foxnews Saturday, March 20, 2021 7:38:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Meghan Markle ) : “Also this week, we finally got some clarity on the most pressing issue of our time: Did Meghan make Kate cry or did Kate make Meghan cry?” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 14, 2021 7:28:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “You can hate the racism but not love them for everything else,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 14, 2021 7:28:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “In January of last year, right before the pandemic, we did an editorial about it because they had just announced they were stepping back. And I said, why don’t you two, just instead of just stepping back, why don’t you just renounce the whole bulls—, the lock, stock and barrel of it? What is this royal bulls— to begin with?” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 14, 2021 7:28:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher added : “But I must say, for everyone who’s like, ‘There’s racial bias in the royal family!’ there are other royal families in the world. Americans only seem to be interested in the white one,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, March 14, 2021 7:28:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "In two generations, China has built 500 entire cities from scratch, moved the majority of their huge population from poverty to the middle class, and mostly cornered the market in 5G and pharmaceuticals. Oh, and they bought Africa," External link

foxnews Saturday, March 13, 2021 10:12:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "We bingewatch, they bingebuild. When COVID hit Wuhan, the city built a quarantine center with 4,000 rooms in 10 days and they barely had to use it because they quickly arrested the rest of the disease," "They were back to throwing raves in swimming pools while we were stuck at home surfing the dark web for black market Charmin. We're not losing to China, we lost. The returns just haven't all come in yet. They've made robots that check a kid's temperature and got their asses back in school. Most of our kids are still pretending to take Zoom classes while they watch TikTok and their brain cells fully commit ritual suicide" External link

foxnews Saturday, March 13, 2021 10:12:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher insists : “Mature people understand humans are continually evolving as opposed to Wokeville, where they’re always shocked we didn’t emerge enlightened from the primordial ooze,” External link

patriotpost Thursday, March 4, 2021 4:22:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “You took your kids out of the school in New York, and I’ve been hearing—anecdotally—very much the same thing from many parents,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, February 28, 2021 11:07:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “You took your kids out of the school in New York, and I’ve been hearing—anecdotally—very much the same thing from many parents,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, February 28, 2021 3:53:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher responded : “The two wings of the party that I can see are Trump and then the people who want to take his voters, who want to be his successor,” “There’s Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley and Nikki Haley. They want to be the next nominee but they’re not about to get rid of his voters. They just want to be Trump’s successor” External link

nypost Saturday, February 27, 2021 3:37:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher told : "Is that the wrong approach to say ... because otherwise, I think people will go, 'What's the point of even trying if we're always going to be living with it," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 12:20:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asserted : "If you think it's just for celebrities, no," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 11:25:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "Is this really who we want to become? A society of phony, clenched-a------ avatars walking on eggshells, always looking over your shoulder about getting ratted out for something that actually has nothing to do with your character or morals?" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 11:25:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher complained : "Everybody hates it but nobody stands up to it," "Because it's always the safe thing to swallow what you really think and just join the mob" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 11:25:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Mature people understand humans are continually evolving as opposed to Wokeville, where they're always shocked we didn't emerge enlightened from the primordial ooze," "Mature people understand humans are continually evolving as opposed to Wokeville, where they're always shocked we didn't emerge enlightened from the primordial ooze" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 11:25:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher concluded : "Memo to social justice warriors: When what you're doing sounds like an Onion headline, stop," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 11:25:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher responded : "The two wings of the party that I can see are Trump and then the people who want to take his voters, who want to be his successor," "There's Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley and Nikki Haley. They want to be the next nominee but they're not about to get rid of his voters. They just want to be Trump's successor" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 27, 2021 9:52:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “You took your kids out of the school in New York, and I’ve been hearing—anecdotally—very much the same thing from many parents,” External link

thedailybeast Saturday, February 27, 2021 7:16:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I’m not here to prosecute you,” External link

thedailybeast Saturday, February 13, 2021 5:07:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "If that's true, then why did he do six percentage points better with Republicans [in 2020] than he did in 2016?" "He got 94 percent of Republican votes and 88 percent the first time" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 13, 2021 9:30:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "And all the money went toward where it should?" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 13, 2021 9:30:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Well, actually Steve, you stole one of my bits almost beat for beat," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 13, 2021 9:30:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher responded ( about Donald Trump ) : "The ad about Trump being infirm and couldn't put a sentence together," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 13, 2021 9:30:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I personally have never seen a sediment curtain that’s worked 100 per cent,” “If not maintained properly, it’s like a fish net with a hole in it – something has to get out” External link

theherald-au Friday, February 12, 2021 9:32:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "They have his texts, where he was saying things like, 'I want to take your rib out and boil it with barbecue sauce.' We're in such a porn-centric society—people have been watching really hardcore porn for so long that 'spank you' doesn't really cut it anymore," External link

ibtimes-uk Monday, February 8, 2021 10:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher added : "Apparently this is something called 'ethical human cannibal fetishism.' No actual women were eaten in the making of this movie," External link

ibtimes-uk Monday, February 8, 2021 10:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher explained ( about Arnie Hammer ) : "OK... we can all agree that's intolerable—but if there wasn't any physical coercion, why isn't this just filed under, 'That seemed like a good idea at the time—to let Armie Hammer eat me—but it really wasn't.' It seems like we don't have any ownership anymore of our own choices," External link

ibtimes-uk Monday, February 8, 2021 10:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher claimed : “And Trumpism is a Christian nationalist movement that believes Trump was literally sent from heaven to save them,” External link

haaretz Sunday, February 7, 2021 7:36:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “There’s a lot of talk now in liberal corners about how Republicans should tell their base who still believe the election was rigged that they need to grow up and move on, and stop asking the rest of us to respect their mass delusion,” External link

haaretz Sunday, February 7, 2021 7:36:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "When you are a QAnon fanatic, you're also a fundamentalist Christian. They just go together like macaroni and cheese or chardonnay and Valium," External link

ibtimes-sg Saturday, February 6, 2021 1:09:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher told : "There's a lot of talk in liberal corners about how Republicans should tell their base who still believe that the election was rigged, that they need to grow up and move on and stop asking the rest of us to respect their mass delusion," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 6, 2021 8:39:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "It's fun to laugh at QAnon with the baby-eating lizard people and the pedophile pizza parlors, but have you ever read the Book of Revelations?" "That's the Bible. That's your holy book, Christians. And they've got seven-headed dragons and locusts that have the face of men and teeth of lions and other stuff you see after the guy in the park sells you bad mushrooms" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 6, 2021 8:39:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "All the armies of the world will gather and Jesus will come down on a flying horse, shooting swords out of his mouth," External link

foxnews Saturday, February 6, 2021 8:39:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "In other words, we have no proof the election was stolen and you may have verifiable evidence that it wasn't but that doesn't matter. It only matters that we believe it," "And that's when you're at religion, that you have to respect something just because people believe it" External link

foxnews Saturday, February 6, 2021 8:39:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "Does that not alarm you a little?" External link

foxnews Saturday, January 30, 2021 8:35:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher responded : "That's a great question to get to," "Now that we've gotten rid of Trump, we're faced with this problem as Americans. ... Now we can't blame everything on him. Now we gotta look in the mirror and we'll find out in the next hundred days, like, if it was all Trump who was the bad guy" External link

foxnews Saturday, January 23, 2021 9:06:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher says : “Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit!” External link

leadership Sunday, January 17, 2021 5:02:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher insisted : "Mitch McConnell is playing everyone like a fiddle," "He's rope-a-doping you. He does this with the media all the time. ... He leaked it out that he might do this. He's never going to do it. He's not going to vote to impeach Donald Trump" External link

foxnews Saturday, January 16, 2021 11:49:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher warned : "I've heard people say, 'Thank God this week is over.' The battle is over, this chapter is over. This war is just beginning," External link

foxnews Saturday, January 16, 2021 11:49:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "It reminds me of the first one in that you kinda had to do it, right, because you can't let the precedent stand, but it's just going to be horrible," "It's just a horrible way to start a new administration" External link

foxnews Saturday, January 16, 2021 11:49:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I've preached, and still do, that you can hate Trump, but not all the people who like him," "And as counterintuitive as it may seem, you can like something run by a------s without being one yourself" External link

foxnews Saturday, January 16, 2021 9:28:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told : "Seventy-four million people are not self-deporting and neither are we," External link

foxnews Saturday, January 16, 2021 9:28:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "In order to keep her business afloat, she resorted to a short-term loan with an interest rate of 169 percent. That's right. She was being charged 169 percent interest and went to Washington so she can chant 'Stop the Steal!'" "And maybe, since all politics was local, all she knew was that she lives in a state that seems to care more about her 'toxic Whiteness' than her toxic brokeness. And that the state that's run entirely by Democrats, yeah, they didn't stop anyone from charging her 169 percent interest on a loan either" External link

foxnews Saturday, January 16, 2021 8:43:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Arrangements have been agreed to allow the HSE to contract up to 30% capacity of Bon Secours Health System involving our hospitals in Cork, Dublin, Galway, Limerick, and Tralee” External link

irishexaminer Friday, January 8, 2021 11:11:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher warned : "Quickly -- like before they vote in Georgia," External link

foxnews Saturday, November 14, 2020 10:58:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : “Aren’t you a little bit ashamed of how you’re denigrating the people who work so hard in the most difficult election in memory?” External link

thedailybeast Saturday, November 14, 2020 8:20:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Trump did a lot better with the black vote than he did last time,” External link

nypost Sunday, November 8, 2020 1:48:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "Without people actually doing that, that is what's going on, right?" External link

foxnews Saturday, November 7, 2020 12:01:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I can take issue with some things in there but it's an opinion!" "This should not have been blocked! This feeds into that saying, 'You just don't want to hear anything that you don't agree with!' And this is a platform! Twitter is about expressing opinions. And here's somebody who expresses an opinion, albeit I don't agree with it, but then it's like, 'Well, my opinion doesn't agree with your opinion so you can't talk on my platform about opinions.' That's f---ed up too" External link

foxnews Saturday, November 7, 2020 12:01:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "You think that's every Trump voter?" External link

foxnews Saturday, November 7, 2020 10:22:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told : "Trump did a lot better with the Black vote than he did last time," External link

foxnews Saturday, November 7, 2020 10:22:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Or maybe people just see the world differently," "I think he's a terrible leader but I don't think that it's terrible that there's diversity in the Black community. Or in any community" External link

foxnews Saturday, November 7, 2020 10:22:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Just the fact that they're together is almost Shakespearean, 'Rodeo and Juliet,' but they make it work because they see each other as more than just who they voted for," External link

foxnews Saturday, November 7, 2020 9:37:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Some teams have very small rosters and by a simple process of elimination identifying the team may identify the member who may be positive," External link

buffalonews Thursday, November 5, 2020 5:49:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Once a team has completed their quarantine period or is otherwise released (by Erie County), we would then confirm team 'pause' as the period of transmission will have passed and all team members would be released from quarantine or isolation," External link

buffalonews Thursday, November 5, 2020 5:49:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : “WHY can’t America get its s**t together anymore?” External link

heraldscotland Tuesday, November 3, 2020 8:42:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Let’s not have a civil war with the Trumpers,” External link

nypost Saturday, October 31, 2020 7:54:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Mitch McConnell ) : “Take it from someone who has traveled this country my whole life: There are no red states or blue states. They’re all like Mitch McConnell’s hands — some shade of purple,” External link

nypost Saturday, October 31, 2020 7:54:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher shouted ( about Malcom Cottom ) : “Have we lost our minds?!? Stealing? BAD!” External link

nypost Saturday, October 31, 2020 7:54:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher told : "We're amongst each other now, all swirled together and marbled in," External link

foxnews Saturday, October 31, 2020 8:21:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher shouted ( about Malcom Cottom ) : "Have we lost our minds?!? Stealing? BAD!" "No looting the mall and also no Gucci-loafered Republican looters ransacking our government because I know what you're thinking, Don. You lose the election and 'Everything must go! We lost our lease, going out of business!' Oh yes, you'll be selling pardons on Craig's List. Jared will turn the Smithsonian into condos. You're going to try to strip this government like it's an abandoned Range Rover in a bad neighborhood" External link

foxnews Saturday, October 31, 2020 8:21:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Well, it's not like her death was a shock," External link

foxnews Thursday, October 29, 2020 12:55:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher explained ( about Amy Barrett ) : "These old-school Catholics, they play the long game. Amy Barrett has been on their radar since forever because she was raised in an extremist Catholic community called People of Praise, where husbands' responsibilities include 'correcting' his wife should she stray from the proper path and where women were called 'handmaids,'" External link

foxnews Saturday, October 17, 2020 8:33:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Amy Coney Barrett ) : “Apparently, the pick is going to be Amy Coney,” External link

patriotpost Wednesday, October 7, 2020 3:47:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "She's a f***ing nut," External link

nzherald Monday, September 28, 2020 12:49:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "She's a f***ing nut," External link

qt Sunday, September 27, 2020 10:07:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "We'll be saying this name a lot I'm sure because she's a f---ing nut," "Religion -- I was right about that one too. I'm sorry, but Amy [Coney] Barrett, Catholic -- really Catholic. I mean really, really Catholic -- like speaking in tongues. Like she doesn't believe in condoms, which is what she has in common with Trump because he doesn't either. I remember that from Stormy Daniels" External link

foxnews Saturday, September 26, 2020 8:30:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told : "The idea that when you lose power, you've not only lost that fight, you made it harder to win the next one. That's how power works," External link

foxnews Saturday, September 26, 2020 8:30:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "This is not the paper that I grew up with," External link

foxnews Saturday, September 26, 2020 7:42:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher announced : “I have a minute and a half left. I see—they just put it on the prompter here—Ruth Bader Ginsburg just died,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, September 20, 2020 1:54:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher announced : “I have a minute and a half left. I see—they just put it on the prompter here—Ruth Bader Ginsburg just died,” External link

thedailybeast Saturday, September 19, 2020 8:27:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "What about the property destruction issue?" External link

foxnews Tuesday, September 15, 2020 1:23:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "So he could win by 3 percent and he still has less than half a chance of winning the election," "You've got to get up to 5 or 6 percent before he has a 98 percent chance of winning the election. That's a f---ed up country" External link

foxnews Saturday, September 12, 2020 9:44:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I am feeling less confident about this -- maybe it's just their convention bump got to me, but I'm feeling less confident than I was a month ago," "I feel very nervous, the same way I did four years ago at this time" External link

foxnews Saturday, September 12, 2020 9:44:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "What about the property destruction issue?" External link

foxnews Saturday, September 12, 2020 8:58:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Every one of our kids wants to get back to practice,” External link

buffalonews Wednesday, September 9, 2020 12:12:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “The one thing we’ve learned in this environment is that you have to be adaptable,” “If it’s in the best interests of the student population on campus, we will do that” External link

buffalonews Wednesday, September 9, 2020 12:12:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Testing has a very high price point,” “On a weekly basis, the cost for even the basketball team is $3,000 a week, and that presents problems. There will be savings because we’re not playing a full fall schedule or traveling, and there will be some offset that will help, but it won’t entirely mitigate the costs” External link

buffalonews Wednesday, September 9, 2020 12:12:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told : "I am feeling less confident about this — maybe it's just their convention bump got to me, but I'm feeling less confident than I was a month ago," External link

washingtonexaminer Sunday, August 30, 2020 8:16:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I am feeling less confident about this -- maybe it's just their convention bump got to me, but I'm feeling less confident than I was a month ago," External link

foxnews Saturday, August 29, 2020 9:24:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "This is, to quote Joe Biden, a big f---in' deal,'" External link

foxnews Saturday, August 15, 2020 10:14:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher added : "It's happening slowly, but the normalization of Israel in that part of the world, I think, you know, it didn't happen quickly but it's going to happen because everyone realizes it's inevitable and they're not going anywhere," External link

foxnews Saturday, August 15, 2020 10:14:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "Biden's ahead, but he's not, to my view, comfortably ahead. Not for my comfort," External link

foxnews Saturday, August 15, 2020 8:38:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Donald Trump ) : “The only bipartisan agreement we seem to have these days is that neither party wants Donald Trump at their funerals,” External link

foxnews Wednesday, August 12, 2020 10:42:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “At his funeral, no one will ever talk about him like that,” “Then I thought, maybe if Trump could hear what the eulogy for him would sound like, maybe that would give him some insight into himself” External link

foxnews Wednesday, August 12, 2020 10:42:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I actually felt sad for him because at his funeral nobody is going to talk about him like that,” External link

nypost Wednesday, August 12, 2020 6:56:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “What kind of spectacular prick do you have to be that everyone’s last request is ‘Make sure that a**hole isn’t at my funeral’?” External link

thehill Wednesday, August 12, 2020 6:41:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Listen, I’m not pushing you to run or not run, but I just want to disabuse you of this one thing” External link

geo-tv Sunday, August 9, 2020 10:35:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “What kind of spectacular prick do you have to be that everyone’s last request is ‘make sure that asshole isn’t at my funeral’?” External link

thehill Saturday, August 8, 2020 10:45:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Then I thought of Trump, and I actually felt sad for him because at his funeral nobody is going to talk about him like that,” External link

thehill Saturday, August 8, 2020 10:45:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Some men look at the world and ask, ‘Why?’ Donald Trump looked at the world and asked, ‘What’s in it for me?’” “His generosity knew only limits, and he never once failed to put himself before others” External link

thehill Saturday, August 8, 2020 10:45:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher mocked ( about Bill Clinton ) : "You shake your head like, 'Oh that's impossible! Bill Clinton, a horny guy, on sex island? Ridiculous!'" External link

foxnews Saturday, August 8, 2020 6:50:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "My question is, you know, [Clinton] has assets and he has ... things that are not quite assets," External link

foxnews Saturday, August 8, 2020 6:50:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told ( about Kanye West ) : "At the end, Kanye West says, 'You need not be afraid. They speak to me in supernatural voices. I am one with their jam'. And I am not sure he didn't say that this week," External link

newindianexpress Tuesday, August 4, 2020 7:43:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher told ( about Kanye West ) : "At the end, Kanye West says, 'You need not be afraid. They speak to me in supernatural voices. I am one with their jam'. And I am not sure he didn't say that this week," External link

ibtimes-sg Tuesday, August 4, 2020 4:42:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher agreed : "You're right. That's what we need more of," "Being able to speak freely is the lifeblood not only of democracy, of really just our way of life" External link

foxnews Saturday, August 1, 2020 9:55:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I am honored to serve in this role for the MAAC,” External link

buffalonews Friday, July 24, 2020 12:09:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Black people have to demand white people stop culturally appropriating how mad they are about racism,” External link

thehill Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:09:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asked : “Why is this white woman seeing racism where a black man isn’t?” "The mayor also said, 'Intentions don't matter,' but they do matter. And white people need to stop trying to cancel other white people whose heart was in the right place but don't get it exactly right on the first try" External link

thehill Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:09:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I worry that the kind of tensions that the guardians of ‘gotcha’ are creating is going to make people afraid to mingle at all, and thrust us back towards a re-segregation of sorts, where instead of just seeing a person and not a color, now we’re only seeing color,” “Maybe this is old-school liberalism talking, but I don’t think that’s the way to go” External link

thehill Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:09:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “I think this ‘cancel culture’ is a cancer on progressivism,” External link

thehill Saturday, June 27, 2020 5:09:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher told ( about Lives Matter ) : "OK, that may not be exactly 'Black Lives Matter,' but it's also very true and pretty close to what we're trying to get everyone to understand," External link

foxnews Saturday, June 27, 2020 8:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "You want to be a good ally but not too good or you're being a 'white savior.' Use your voice but don't make it about yourself, but speak up unless it's your time to just listen," External link

foxnews Saturday, June 27, 2020 8:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "Yet you won't vote for Biden," External link

foxnews Saturday, June 27, 2020 6:39:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Liberals want to take police money, police funds and divert it to community services, which sounds like a very good thing, good idea," External link

foxnews Saturday, June 13, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I worry that Democrats are wandering into another purity test that's not going to serve them well," "And it's going to be about how much you want to get rid of police altogether" External link

foxnews Saturday, June 13, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher complained : "The Democrats ... they're horrible. They put themselves in this no-win box and they did it to themselves," External link

foxnews Saturday, June 13, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “That is actually what he said,” “You’ve got to give it to this guy. He does speak his inner monologue” External link

ibtimes Thursday, June 11, 2020 9:34:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "This lockdown that we've been living with -- do you agree with me? -- that this has a lot to do with the unrest in the streets? That when you coop people up and when they have no hope and no job, that they -- why not go out in the streets?" "I wonder what America will look like, what police departments look like if they have to fight this all the time" External link

foxnews Saturday, June 6, 2020 8:28:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher explained : "It's almost is about what in the long run is going to cause more death," "The head of the U.N. said a couple of weeks ago he expects hundreds of thousands of children to die because of what we did to the economy. I know they're not all Americans so they don't count as much to Americans, but I think that matters somewhat" External link

foxnews Saturday, June 6, 2020 8:28:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher told : "I actually must tell you, I hate when people use that sort of phrase, 'If you don't agree with this opinion I have, you ain't this' thing. You ain't a woman, you ain't an American, you ain't a patriot' I'm not for that," External link

foxnews Saturday, May 30, 2020 9:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Swedish ) : "I always thought the response was too heavy-handed -- what's it gonna look [like] when November comes around? Who's gonna get blamed for this economy? I think it's the people who were the 'Let's shut everything, let's not even try anything Swedish-like,'" "Because the economy is probably going to be a bigger issue in November" External link

foxnews Saturday, May 30, 2020 9:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "My question is, 'Who's going to get the blame? Are people going to say, 'Yeah, my business has been shut down and that's because the government shut it down'? I feel like that's going to be a problem for the Democrats," External link

foxnews Saturday, May 30, 2020 9:10:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : “She suggested she had filed a sex harassment report. Now, she says she didn’t. She says she was fired by Biden’s office, but in deleted posts she said she left because quote, ‘I love Russia with all my heart,’” “We’re letting this person change the subject from ‘Donald Trump, lethal incompetent’ to ‘Joe Biden, sex monster’? She literally wrote a love letter to the murderer trying to keep Biden from the White House” External link

thedailybeast Sunday, May 10, 2020 12:54:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Believing everything doesn't make you noble, it makes you gullible. And leaves us with a world where Republicans don't care about this stuff, so it's just a unilateral weapon that is used only against Democrats," External link

newsweek-USA Saturday, May 9, 2020 9:51:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Trump rides the bus with Billy Bush, we throw Al Franken under it," External link

newsweek-USA Saturday, May 9, 2020 9:51:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "She literally wrote a love letter to the murderer trying to keep Biden from the White House," External link

newsweek-USA Saturday, May 9, 2020 9:51:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher claimed : "We're letting this person [Reade] change the subject from Donald Trump, lethal incompetent, to Joe Biden, sex monster?" External link

foxnews Saturday, May 9, 2020 9:16:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : “Believing everything doesn’t make you noble, it makes you gullible,” External link

nypost Saturday, May 9, 2020 8:02:00 PM EAT

Bill Maher said : "Believing everything doesn't make you noble, it makes you gullible," "And it leaves us with a world where Republicans don't care about this stuff, so it's just a unilateral weapon that is used only against Democrats. Trump rides the bus with Billy Bush, we throw Al Franken under it" External link

foxnews Saturday, May 9, 2020 7:51:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "We have a president who says, 'Drink bleach.' Jeez, you waited 27 years, it couldn't hold another few months? That's what I'd like to ask Ms. Reade -- Why now?" External link

foxnews Saturday, May 9, 2020 7:51:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher argued ( about George W Bush ) : “The most important thing to do, they could have said, is get yourself in better shape. You could change your health profile a lot in two months,” “We could be in a much better position, and it’s just like when George W. Bush said after 9/11, ‘Go shopping,’ and this was like, ‘Keep eating.’ I know people hate to hear that message, and I hate to say it, but it’s the truth: the core of this problem in this country, one reason—obviously besides the Trumpian nonsense—is that we, as a country…you look at the numbers from other countries around the world, not nearly the amount of deaths because they don’t have the same obesity profile” External link

thedailybeast Saturday, May 9, 2020 7:03:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I just don't get it. I don't understand how," External link

foxnews Saturday, April 25, 2020 8:40:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher said : "I know we can bail out certain sectors as we have done in the past, I don't know how you can keep indefinitely writing checks," External link

foxnews Saturday, April 25, 2020 8:40:00 AM EAT

Bill Maher asked : "The CDC this week said [the coronavirus] might come around again in the fall. Can we afford to do the whole thing again? Can we afford to spend this kind of money a second time in one year?" External link

foxnews Saturday, April 25, 2020 8:40:00 AM EAT



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