Trevor Noah said : “I don’t think it shows what he thinks it does,”

guardian Friday, October 23, 2020 7:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah alisema : "Kama tulivyoshuhudia nchini Marekani, polisi wa Nigeria wanavunja maandamano y akupinga ukatili wa polisi kwa kufanya ukatili zaidi. Siku za mwanzo wa maaandamano hayo, mwandishi wa BBC Nduka Orjinmo aliwataja watu waliokuwa wakiandamana kama ''kama vijana ambao baadhi yao wameweka rangi nywele zao, wengine wakiwa wametoboa pua na kutchora tattoo kwenye miili yao"

bbc-swahili Friday, October 23, 2020 6:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Trump is not wrong about people being tired of the dealing with this pandemic,” “But what he doesn’t seem to realize is that unlike the rest of us, he can actually do something about this. Instead, he’s acting like he’s as helpless as everyone else is”

guardian Wednesday, October 21, 2020 9:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : “He’s just going to shout or, even worse, he’ll just walk over to Biden and use his mic,” “He’ll probably lick it, too, just to mark his territory”

nytimes Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:42:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I last remember you being single, and the weather is changing which means it’s going to be harder to go out for a date because you can’t be inside with strangers,”

nypost Friday, October 16, 2020 8:03:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You know a story is shady when Facebook is saying whoa whoa whoa maybe people shouldn’t see this,”

guardian Friday, October 16, 2020 6:39:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Rudolph Giuliani ) : “People should be skeptical of anything where Rudy Giuliani is the source, just as a rule in life,”

guardian Friday, October 16, 2020 6:39:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Osama bin Laden ) : “If that’s true then I’m impressed because that sounds way harder than trying to kill Bin Laden,”

guardian Friday, October 16, 2020 6:39:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “If you wanna dress in army fatigues and train for war, you can do that in the military and they pay you and they give you health insurance”

guardian Thursday, October 15, 2020 7:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “angry white dudes are truly on some other level”

guardian Thursday, October 15, 2020 7:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Well well well we meet again racism,”

guardian Thursday, October 15, 2020 7:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “doing what he loves most: spreading Covid 19”

guardian Wednesday, October 14, 2020 7:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “This just shows you how powerful Trumpism is,”

guardian Wednesday, October 14, 2020 7:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald J Trump ) : “After a week of being forced to quarantine, Donald J. Trump is back on the campaign trail doing what he loves most — spreading Covid-19,”

nytimes Wednesday, October 14, 2020 1:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah ajoute : “L’une des bonne s chose s avec l’apartheid c’est qu’on ne pouvait pas se faire d’illusions sur notre absence de liberté ou sur l’injustice de la situation”

courrierinternational Sunday, October 11, 2020 9:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The nation’s top generals and the guy who carries the nuclear football are all quarantining now,”

guardian Thursday, October 8, 2020 7:20:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “You’ve gotta appreciate the irony, though,” “A president who spent years blaming Mexicans for bringing over disease has personally turned the White House into a petri dish”

guardian Thursday, October 8, 2020 7:20:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "You know, I hear you Jaboukie," "Many Americans are angry with the president because they feel like he was irresponsible with his health and with the health of those around him, and now he's not only endangering his own life but threatening the operation of the entire federal government"

news-yahoo Tuesday, October 6, 2020 10:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Turns out while you’ve spent the last seven months hugging your grandma through a giant condom, Trump and his friends are having no-mask cocktail receptions indoors where the guest of honor is Covid-19,”

guardian Tuesday, October 6, 2020 9:44:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "As a comedian, I'm not going to lie, my first instinct was to make jokes," "Jokes about how a 74-year-old man who doesn’t eat vegetables and eats way too much meat is literally the kind of guy that corona puts in its dating profile. I also wanted to make jokes about how Dr. Fauci is at the White House right now prescribing Trump bleach injections and bottles of I-told-you-so"

usaToday Saturday, October 3, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "And yet still, because he wasn’t wearing a mask and he insisted coronavirus was fake and didn’t take the necessary precautions he should have, now he’s back in the bunker being cussed at by Melania like he was a White House Christmas decoration,"

usaToday Saturday, October 3, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “What was that! What was that!”

nypost Wednesday, September 30, 2020 8:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Chris Wallace ) : “Chris Wallace, thank you for your service and I hope that you have a lot of money for your therapy,”

nypost Wednesday, September 30, 2020 8:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “First things first, we need new debate rules, people,”

guardian Wednesday, September 30, 2020 8:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “Whoever decided on this format needs to be fired,” “I have never, and I mean never, wanted to see a commercial break more badly in my life”

guardian Wednesday, September 30, 2020 8:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I cannot do 90 straight minutes of this s*** ever again,” “It was brutal. There’s got to be a commercial break every five minutes, and during those commercial breaks, every ad should be for antidepressants or some drug that has side effects that makes you forget the last four years”

independent-UK Wednesday, September 30, 2020 6:20:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Have you ever asked a toddler please? ‘Please put down the matches. Please put down ...’ Your house will be burned down around you. That’s why Melania slaps the hand!”

huffingtonpost-us-en Wednesday, September 30, 2020 4:58:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “Money is a great incentive for him, and now that we’ve seen the tax returns , we know that he needs it,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Wednesday, September 30, 2020 4:58:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “It was brutal. There’s got to be a commercial break every five minutes,”

WashingtonPost Wednesday, September 30, 2020 1:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about President Trump ) : “Give the next moderator a spray bottle just to spritz them any time they interrupt,” “I promise you, Trump will be quiet because his hair turns into a gremlin if it gets wet”

WashingtonPost Wednesday, September 30, 2020 1:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Can I just say, if you decided to lend $420m to Donald Trump, that’s on you,” “I hope he doesn’t pay you back, because you are the one person on earth worse with money than he is”

guardian Tuesday, September 29, 2020 8:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded ( about Rosetta Stone ) : “everything makes so much sense now,” “This tax story is the Rosetta Stone that helps us figure everything out. Trump doesn’t want to be president – he just really needs that Secret Service protection. Shit, if I had $421m in loans coming due, I’d also be trying to cancel the election”

guardian Tuesday, September 29, 2020 8:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “the world’s oldest democracy is about to become the world’s newest dictatorship”

msn-uk Friday, September 25, 2020 7:43:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “likes the idea of being a dictator,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, September 25, 2020 7:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You know, when you put it like that, it actually makes me more worried,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, September 25, 2020 7:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “we don’t need to wait for Russia to undermine America’s election,”

guardian Thursday, September 24, 2020 7:14:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained ( about Donald Trump ) : “So once again, Donald Trump is the blacklight on American democracy,”

guardian Thursday, September 24, 2020 7:14:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded ( about Donald Trump ) : “Basically what I’m saying is: Donald Trump is trying to grab the election by the pussy,”

guardian Thursday, September 24, 2020 7:14:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I don’t think anyone is surprised that Senate Republicans said one thing when Obama was president, and another thing when it’s Trump,”

guardian Tuesday, September 22, 2020 9:19:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded ( about President Trump ) : “Even after Trump leaves, his legacy will be in the country for decades,” “It’s like if someone came into your house just to say hey, but they had stepped in dog shit just before entering. Now it’s deep in the carpet and legally doesn’t have to leave until it wants to”

guardian Tuesday, September 22, 2020 9:19:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “Between this and blaming riots on Joe Biden, either Trump is delusional, or he’s slowly trying to Jedi mind trick America into thinking Biden has been president this whole time,”

guardian Thursday, September 17, 2020 8:14:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded ( about Donald Trump ) : “Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing, and because of that, a lot of people are going to die”

guardian Thursday, September 17, 2020 8:14:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “what’s crazy to me is that even though we’re seeing the effects of climate change almost every day, there are still tons of people in this country who are like, ‘I don’t know if it’s real, and even if it is, I’m not really afraid of it,’”

guardian Wednesday, September 16, 2020 7:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Trump’s approach to climate change is the same as his approach to coronavirus: just deny its existence and then hope it will magically disappear,”

guardian Wednesday, September 16, 2020 7:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I guess his approach to climate change is the same as his approach to the coronavirus: just deny its existence and then hope it will magically disappear,”

msn-uk Wednesday, September 16, 2020 2:11:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “some people are misinformed, some people are crazy and some people are both”

guardian Tuesday, September 15, 2020 8:53:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asked ( about President Trump ) : "I get why a Trump fan would've trusted Trump before, but how do you still trust this man after he admitted that he's been downplaying the coronavirus this whole time?"

msn-uk Tuesday, September 15, 2020 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah says : "I think in many ways I'm meeting an appetite by satisfying my own,"

arkansasonline Tuesday, September 15, 2020 11:06:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah says ( about Dr Anthony Fauci ) : "I realized that the time on our show would be better spent with Dr. Fauci than trying to satirize things that were happening in the news ... that this is what people wanted to know,"

arkansasonline Tuesday, September 15, 2020 11:06:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Like, given everything we’re learning about gender, gender reveal parties should only happen when the child is old enough to know their actual gender,”

independent-UK Sunday, September 13, 2020 3:26:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Nuance doesn’t sell as well in America,”

virginislandsdailynews Saturday, September 12, 2020 11:02:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Celebrating a baby's genitalia is starting to feel very outdated,"

foxnews Saturday, September 12, 2020 3:32:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “This is the problem with defending Trump at all costs: eventually, you’re forced to invent the most ridiculous conspiracy theories,”

guardian Saturday, September 12, 2020 12:38:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “Look, Trump, just because you’ve spent a ton of time in cheerleaders’ changing rooms doesn’t mean that you are one,”

guardian Saturday, September 12, 2020 12:38:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Now when normal people get caught on tape admitting that they lied to an entire country, they usually apologize,”

nytimes Friday, September 11, 2020 12:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Now you may remember back in February and March, Donald Trump was very confidently saying that the coronavirus was not a big deal, and it was basically just like the flu,”

guardian Thursday, September 10, 2020 7:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I thought Trump was too stupid to understand what was going on with the virus,”

guardian Thursday, September 10, 2020 7:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “This whole time, I thought there were gonna be secret tapes of Trump saying the N-word,” “Instead, we got tapes of him being an epidemiologist with a PhD in critical race theory”

guardian Thursday, September 10, 2020 7:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump doesn’t care about America” “He cares about himself, he cares about his money and he cares about two-fifths of his family. And that’s it”

guardian Thursday, September 10, 2020 7:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “If I had a magic wand, I wouldn’t be trying to fix protests,” “I would use it to get the police to stop brutalizing black people. That’s why protests are happening”

guardian Wednesday, September 9, 2020 7:25:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : "I think in many ways I'm meeting an appetite by satisfying my own. "

southernminn Tuesday, September 1, 2020 8:27:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Mike Pence ) : “I’m actually kinda impressed by how much cow excrement Pence managed to pack in here,”

guardian Friday, August 28, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “What he doesn’t mention is that America was so disorganized on PPE that nurses were wrapping themselves up in garbage bags,”

guardian Friday, August 28, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “This new slogan just sounds like someone got hit in the head with a bag of hammers,”

guardian Friday, August 28, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The way I feel onstage is generally the way the audience is going to feel, because I’m imbuing them with that energy. I want you to feel like I feel, so I need to be in the most comfortable space, where I feel the most intimate with this lens,” “So it’s like ‘Welcome to me,’ essentially”

wired Friday, August 28, 2020 4:28:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “If we can have a rain delay, we sure as hell can have a police brutality delay,”

nytimes Friday, August 28, 2020 1:07:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "I wore a black hoodie for a while," "I didn’t feel like color, you know? Every day, when I walked into the closet, it didn’t feel like a purple day; it didn’t feel like a green day; it didn’t feel like a red day. It felt like a black day"

ohio Thursday, August 27, 2020 10:27:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “No matter how many times I watch these videos, I’ll never get used to how quickly police go from issuing commands to using deadly force,”

independent-UK Thursday, August 27, 2020 10:26:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “It made me wonder – it really made me wonder why some people get shot seven times in the back while other people are treated like human beings and reasoned with and taken into custody with no bullets in their bodies,”

independent-UK Thursday, August 27, 2020 10:26:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “The gun doesn’t matter as much as who’s holding the gun. Because to some people, black skin is the most threatening weapon of all”

independent-UK Thursday, August 27, 2020 10:26:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “Why do some people get shot seven times in the back, while other people are treated like human beings and reasoned with and taken into custody with no bullets in their bodies?”

ibtimes Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:50:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “there was definitely a sense that this could be the moment of systemic change”

guardian Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:32:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I’ll never get used to how quickly police go from issuing commands to using deadly force,”

guardian Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:32:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Some guy decided to drive to Kenosha with his 'militia' buddies to protect a business and apparently ended up shooting three people and killing two,"

news-yahoo Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:22:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "I'll never get used to how quickly police go from issuing commands to using deadly force,"

news-yahoo Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:22:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can’t go to a movie or hug our grandparents,”

citynews-ca Thursday, August 27, 2020 7:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,”

citynews-ca Thursday, August 27, 2020 7:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I’ll never get used to how quickly police go from issuing demands to using deadly force,”

haaretz Thursday, August 27, 2020 6:58:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Nobody drives into a city with guns because they love someone else’s business that much. That’s some bullshit. No one has ever thought, ‘Oh, it’s my solemn duty to pick up a rifle and protect that T.J. Maxx.’ They do it because they’re hoping to shoot someone,”

haaretz Thursday, August 27, 2020 6:58:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can't go to a movie or hug our grandparents,"

timescolonist Thursday, August 27, 2020 5:19:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,"

timescolonist Thursday, August 27, 2020 5:19:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can’t go to a movie or hug our grandparents,”

TorontoStar Thursday, August 27, 2020 5:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,”

TorontoStar Thursday, August 27, 2020 5:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can't go to a movie or hug our grandparents,”

nbcnewyork Thursday, August 27, 2020 4:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,”

nbcnewyork Thursday, August 27, 2020 4:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can't go to a movie or hug our grandparents,”

nbcbayarea Thursday, August 27, 2020 3:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,”

nbcbayarea Thursday, August 27, 2020 3:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can't go to a movie or hug our grandparents,”

clickondetroit Thursday, August 27, 2020 12:52:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,”

clickondetroit Thursday, August 27, 2020 12:52:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can’t go to a movie or hug our grandparents,”

therepublic Thursday, August 27, 2020 12:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,”

therepublic Thursday, August 27, 2020 12:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Essentially, they’re trying to convince everyone that this massive failure is actually a massive achievement,”

guardian Wednesday, August 26, 2020 8:18:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “Imagine being the sole survivor of a plane crash, looking around at the wreckage and going, ‘Wow, I wish all these other passengers could’ve persevered, and overcome this crash just like me. Shout-out to Boeing!” “If America didn’t have a racism problem, then their achievements wouldn’t be a big deal. What I want is a world where a black man becoming a senator isn’t inspirational”

guardian Wednesday, August 26, 2020 8:18:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “But it didn’t count for shit,”

guardian Wednesday, August 26, 2020 8:18:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Yep, that’s how this shit always goes on the internet,”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “This also shows you how much the internet is ruining our brains,”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “This conspiracy theory is crazy even for conspiracy theories,” “You’re telling me Trump is doing something heroic, but instead of taking credit for it, he’s keeping it a secret? That is the most unbelievable thing I’ve ever heard”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “violent delusion that’s spread from the internet to prey on vulnerable people, and infect an entire political party” “Donald Trump was always going to embrace QAnon. The surprise is that he’s president”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “Partly, it latched on to real fears about the real phenomenon of human trafficking,” “Partly, it fed off ancient antisemitic tropes about elitists who drink the blood of children, but mostly, it was just the good ole internet”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about President Trump ) : “Not even being mean about it – Obama was just laying out why President Trump has failed in a real and honest way,” “I know he’s too classy for this, but I think Obama would make a great Yelper,”

guardian Friday, August 21, 2020 9:41:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “didn’t feel like the usual ‘things are gonna get better’ Obama speech” “It felt more like a funeral for democracy. Basically, four years of Trump took Obama from ‘yes we can’ to ‘let us pray’”

guardian Friday, August 21, 2020 9:41:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Not even being mean about it – Obama was just laying out why president Trump has failed in a real and honest way,” “I know he’s too classy for this, but I think Obama would make a great Yelper,”

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 8:11:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “didn’t feel like the usual ‘things are gonna get better’ Obama speech” “It felt more like a funeral for democracy. Basically, four years of Trump took Obama from ‘yes we can’ to ‘let us pray’”

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 8:11:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "The night's big moment was when Joe Biden officially became the Democratic nominee — and for reasons I don't understand, the DNC also made it the weirdest moment ,"

news-yahoo Friday, August 21, 2020 1:57:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah responded : “Goddamn, that is one of the biggest self-owns I’ve ever seen,”

msn-uk Wednesday, August 19, 2020 8:25:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah wrote : "We've needed Hasan's voice since Donald Trump came down that golden escalator and turned immigrants and Muslims into his targets,"

yahoo-au Wednesday, August 19, 2020 4:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "in a cabin where he clearly murdered Groot's entire family and stacked them in the background,"

msn-uk Wednesday, August 19, 2020 2:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "all anybody was talking about today,"

msn-uk Wednesday, August 19, 2020 2:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “the difference between your mom screaming at you and your mom just casually sipping a coffee and going, ‘Well, not all kids can be winners,’”

nytimes Wednesday, August 19, 2020 12:49:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Sometimes America gets so caught up in its own exceptionalism, that it ignores warnings it could be taking from other countries,”

msn-uk Friday, August 14, 2020 8:45:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah responded ( about James Bond ) : “Goddamn, I’ve never seen a villain give away a plan like that without seeing James Bond tied to a chair in front of him,”

msn-uk Friday, August 14, 2020 8:45:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “real threat to America’s election”

msn-uk Friday, August 14, 2020 8:45:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Of all people, Donald Trump should totally understand how you can be with a woman who’s publicly humiliated you,”

guardian Thursday, August 13, 2020 6:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah mocked : “Poor Republicans, they’re so confused,” “Honestly, it’s kind of cute watching Republicans flail around trying to figure out the right talking points. It’s like when a litter of puppies is born but they haven’t opened their eyes yet”

guardian Thursday, August 13, 2020 6:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained ( about Donald Trump ) : “That’s right: A QAnon conspiracy theorist is about to become a member of Congress,” “And if you’re wondering, what’s QAnon? Well, it’s a movement that believes that Hollywood and the Democratic Party are actually a secret worldwide child sex-trafficking ring whose members harvest the blood of children for its life-extending properties, and that the only person protecting the world from this evil is Donald Trump”

news-yahoo Thursday, August 13, 2020 1:20:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “So let me get this straight. The Democratic Party is so smart and powerful that they can run a secret shadow organization—but they’re also stupid enough to be outsmarted by Donald Trump?”

news-yahoo Thursday, August 13, 2020 1:20:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : “After it was announced that she would be Biden’s running mate, many people were celebrating the historic milestone of having a Black and South Asian woman on a major party ticket,”

nytimes Thursday, August 13, 2020 11:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Crafty Kamala spent her whole career locking up criminals and filling up California’s jails,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Wednesday, August 12, 2020 5:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Crafty Kamala spent her whole career locking up criminals and filling up California’s jails,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Wednesday, August 12, 2020 11:36:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Trump has just created a mess,”

guardian Tuesday, August 11, 2020 8:21:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “If you’re online a lot, you’ve probably seen Breonna Taylor being turned into just another meme,”

news-yahoo Saturday, August 1, 2020 12:22:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “It’s one thing to shoot someone ‘accidentally’ eight times,” “But leaving her on the floor without any medical attention? That isn’t an accident. That’s just a blatant disregard for Black life”

news-yahoo Saturday, August 1, 2020 12:22:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We shouldn’t even be calling these things ‘no-knock’ raids – that gives them too much credit,” “We should just drop the euphemism and call it what it is: a home invasion where police get to act like they’re in a video game”

guardian Friday, July 31, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “It’s one thing to shoot someone ‘accidentally’ eight times,” “But leaving her on the floor without any medical attention? That isn’t an accident. That’s just a blatant disregard for black life”

guardian Friday, July 31, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “there are different criminal justice systems, depending on who you are”

guardian Friday, July 31, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “is not even just about the cops”

guardian Friday, July 31, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “In other words, what happened to Breonna Taylor wasn’t a failure of the system,” “It was the system working as it’s intended. And that is why people are fighting for the system to be changed”

guardian Friday, July 31, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “basically giving a giant shrug to one of Russia’s deadliest schemes yet”

guardian Thursday, July 30, 2020 7:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “I actually believe Trump when he says that this intelligence briefing never reached his desk,”

guardian Thursday, July 30, 2020 7:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added ( about Donald Trump ) : “But it is bizarre that Trump is the most impulsive president ever except when it comes to Russia,”

guardian Thursday, July 30, 2020 7:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Unlike every other American president, he’s been oddly chilled out about Russian aggression toward the U.S.,”

nytimes Thursday, July 30, 2020 2:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Obviously, ordinary Americans should be taking this pandemic more seriously,” “But in their defense, it’s hard to do that when this is the guy who’s setting the tone from the top”

guardian Wednesday, July 29, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained ( about Tom Cotton ) : “If you dig deeper and you take Cotton at his word, he believes that the United States could not have become the country that it is without slavery,”

news-yahoo Tuesday, July 28, 2020 11:50:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “there’s one US senator who is objecting in the strongest, but also possibly stupidest terms,”

guardian Tuesday, July 28, 2020 7:10:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained ( about Tom Cotton ) : “If you dig deeper and you take Cotton at his word, he believes that the United States could not have become the country that it is without slavery,”

guardian Tuesday, July 28, 2020 7:10:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump is the only person who can talk about a cognitive test but make me feel that I have brain damage,”

guardian Friday, July 24, 2020 7:36:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Kanye West ) : “Honestly, guys, I don’t know what to make of this because my takeaway from this event is that Kanye West doesn’t seem well. I feel like someone who cares about him needs to take his microphone away. Although ironically, the best person for that job is Kanye,”

thezimbabwemail Thursday, July 23, 2020 4:27:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "less like democracy and more like an episode of Narcos ," "And how are people even supposed to tell the difference between being arrested and being kidnapped? Because I don't know if you've notice this, but in America, random dudes walk around in camo gear holding guns all the time"

news-yahoo Thursday, July 23, 2020 4:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Unsurprisingly, teachers all across America are not enthused at the idea of having to put their lives at risk so that little Aiden can build a baking-soda volcano,"

news-yahoo Thursday, July 23, 2020 12:55:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “until these issues are resolved, most parents in America are stuck between a rock and a hard place,”

guardian Wednesday, July 22, 2020 8:19:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Chris Wallace ) : "Honestly, it got to the point where Chris Wallace wasn't just fact-checking Trump, he was fact-shaming him,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, July 22, 2020 5:05:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The timing seems suspicious, but who knows — maybe lots of people leave for fishing vacations on Wednesday night at 9 p.m.,”

news-yahoo Wednesday, July 15, 2020 1:41:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The timing seems suspicious, but who knows — maybe lots of people leave for fishing vacations on Wednesday night at 9 p.m.,”

msn-uk Wednesday, July 15, 2020 1:39:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The timing seems suspicious, but who knows maybe lots of people leave for fishing vacations on Wednesday night at 9 p.m.,”

ChinaPost Wednesday, July 15, 2020 1:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The timing seems suspicious, but who knows maybe lots of people leave for fishing vacations on Wednesday night at 9 p.m.,”

seattlepi Wednesday, July 15, 2020 1:04:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah replied : "You know, the first few weeks, you're stumbling over who's speaking, who's not speaking, somebody forgot to unmute themselves, they said a whole soliloquy and you couldn't hear it,"

CBSnews Sunday, July 12, 2020 5:13:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "There's not always gonna be a laugh,"

CBSnews Sunday, July 12, 2020 5:13:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah replied : "Sometimes I don't find the funny in it,"

CBSnews Sunday, July 12, 2020 5:13:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You quickly realize that while everyone is facing the battle against coronavirus, Black people in America are still facing the battle against racism and coronavirus,”

HindustanTimes Friday, July 3, 2020 10:59:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “It appears America isn’t just dealing with a deadly strain of coronavirus. It’s also dealing with a deadly strain of stupidity,”

msn-uk Friday, June 26, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “what is new is that now one of those people lives in the White House,”

msn-uk Friday, June 26, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about President Trump ) : "it was clear that all of those empty seats really took a toll," "Honestly, it's weird to see Trump display emotion — it's actually uncomfortable,"

msn-uk Tuesday, June 23, 2020 12:43:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Another Monday in the middle of corona and in the middle of protests about police brutality, and yet it’s another Monday of another police brutality incident,”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 16, 2020 8:31:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “in the beginning, it seems like everything is going to be fine,”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 16, 2020 8:31:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “Why are armed police dealing with a man who’s sleeping in his car?”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 16, 2020 8:31:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “How does it get that far? How does it end with him losing his life?”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 16, 2020 8:31:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “While all of this racial reckoning is going on, it’s really easy to forget that this is also an election year,”

msn-uk Thursday, June 11, 2020 10:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “That doesn’t look like a voting day – that looked like, like the last scene in Us,”

msn-uk Thursday, June 11, 2020 10:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You know, it’s funny how America has unlimited resources to make sure that countries around the world get democracy, but then America never seems to have the resources to make sure there’s democracy in America,”

msn-uk Thursday, June 11, 2020 10:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You know, many activists and organizers have come out saying, there have been repeated attempts to reform many police departments,” “Were it not for civilian cameras, we wouldn’t know the truth oftentimes”

news-yahoo Thursday, June 11, 2020 2:44:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Do you not think though, there is an opportunity to have somebody that's not a policeman because you know the old adage, 'if you're a hammer, then everything is a nail,'"

news-yahoo Thursday, June 11, 2020 11:17:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You know, many activists and organizers have come out saying, there have been repeated attempts to reform many police departments,” “Were it not for civilian cameras, we wouldn’t know the truth oftentimes”

news-yahoo Thursday, June 11, 2020 8:32:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Trump is so desperate to defend the police that instead of admitting that maybe they used excessive force and that none of them helped a person who was bleeding out on the ground, he turns around and blames the old man from that video for being an Antifa provocateur who busted his head open on purpose? I can’t believe I actually have to say but, like, that is some batsh-- crazy theory,” “I feel like Trump is the kind of person who watched the movie ‘Up’ and he thinks it’s a story about an elderly terrorist who hijacks a balloon house”

syracuse Wednesday, June 10, 2020 3:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "OK, I understand the symbolic gesture of kneeling to remember George Floyd. What I don’t understand is why they had to dress like extras from Coming to America 2. In fact, a lot of people were confused about why the Democrats wore an African cloth to talk about George Floyd and police brutality. It felt like they were trying too hard"

rian-en Wednesday, June 10, 2020 3:20:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Civil Rights Movement ) : “With all these protests sweeping across America, people have been comparing this moment to the Civil Rights Movement of the 1960s. And much like the 1960s, law enforcement officers have met these calls to end police brutality with even more police brutality,”

ibtimes Wednesday, June 10, 2020 6:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Just take a moment to think about that. The police department got this heavy-duty equipment to fight terrorists, that is why they got these equipment post 9/11. And now, they are using it against the Americans who are just exercising their right to protest,”

ibtimes Wednesday, June 10, 2020 6:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I don’t care who you are, but those images have to be upsetting to watch. I don’t care how many times I see that video, I will never get used to it. Because it is bad enough that these cops pushed an old man, but the fact that they walk past him while he is bleeding it out on the sidewalk. Like who are you protecting and serving if not that old man?”

ibtimes Wednesday, June 10, 2020 6:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “That right there is why this movement has become as big as it has,”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 9, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I know a lot of people might say it’s too little, too late, why are you only reading now?”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 9, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Lives Matter ) : “Black Live Matter has become the phrase that people admit needs to be said,”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 9, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Lives Matter ) : “I don’t know if these companies are actually going to do something to show that they believe Black Lives Matter other than just saying it,”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 9, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “we all agree that posting statements, taking down statues and selling books is not enough,” “It’s part of it, but it’s not enough. Companies have to hire more black people. Companies have to stop not hiring people because they’re black. The culture has to amplify more black voices, and of course, cities have to end racist policing of Black people”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 9, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “It makes sense – prevention is always better than the cure, especially when the cure kills black people,”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 9, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "If you felt unease watching that Target being looted, try to imagine how it must feel for black Americans when they watch themselves being looted every single day. Police in America are looting black bodies,"

abc-au Saturday, June 6, 2020 7:10:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "If you felt unease watching that Target being looted, try to imagine how it must feel for black Americans when they watch themselves being looted every single day. Police in America are looting black bodies,"

abc-au Thursday, June 4, 2020 10:50:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

manilatimes Wednesday, June 3, 2020 11:12:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

HonululuAdvertiser Wednesday, June 3, 2020 10:13:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Think about that unease that you felt watching that Target being looted,”

stabroeknews Wednesday, June 3, 2020 9:18:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

firstpost Wednesday, June 3, 2020 7:38:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah says : “how does the looting and destruction help?”

dailymaverick Wednesday, June 3, 2020 7:35:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

beaumontenterprise Wednesday, June 3, 2020 6:10:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

dailyjournal Wednesday, June 3, 2020 3:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

japantoday Wednesday, June 3, 2020 2:01:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

citynews-ca Wednesday, June 3, 2020 1:12:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

actionnewsjax Wednesday, June 3, 2020 12:36:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

kiro7 Wednesday, June 3, 2020 12:22:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,"

startribune Wednesday, June 3, 2020 12:21:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

therepublic Wednesday, June 3, 2020 12:18:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

680news Wednesday, June 3, 2020 12:05:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah observed : "If you felt unease watching that Target being looted, try to imagine how it must feel for black Americans when they watch themselves being looted every single day. Police in America are looting black bodies"

dailyadvertiser Tuesday, June 2, 2020 8:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You do not loot and you do not burn. This is not how our society is built,”

news-yahoo Saturday, May 30, 2020 6:17:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “There is no right way to protest because that’s what protest is,” “What a lot of people don’t realize is the same way that you might have experienced more anger and more visceral disdain watching those people loot that Target—think about that unease you felt watching that Target being looted. Try to imagine how it must feel for black Americans when they watch themselves being looted every single day”

news-yahoo Saturday, May 30, 2020 6:17:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You do not loot and you do not burn. This is not how our society is built,”

thedailybeast Saturday, May 30, 2020 4:26:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “There is no right way to protest because that’s what protest is,” “What a lot of people don’t realize is the same way that you might have experienced more anger and more visceral disdain watching those people loot that Target—think about that unease you felt watching that Target being looted. Try to imagine how it must feel for black Americans when they watch themselves being looted every single day”

thedailybeast Saturday, May 30, 2020 4:26:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Forget a vaccine, scientists need to start working on a chill pill,”

eurweb Wednesday, May 20, 2020 7:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The question [still] remains why are so many Americans resistant to wearing a mask in public? It is really weird to me that so many of these people who refuse to wear masks claim to be proud patriots who would do anything for their country. Because right now, America is at war with the coronavirus, and if you’re going out in public without wearing a mask, well, then, you’re fighting for the other side”

eurweb Wednesday, May 20, 2020 7:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Forget a vaccine, scientists need to start working on a chill pill,”

eurweb Monday, May 18, 2020 9:52:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The question [still] remains why are so many Americans resistant to wearing a mask in public? It is really weird to me that so many of these people who refuse to wear masks claim to be proud patriots who would do anything for their country. Because right now, America is at war with the coronavirus, and if you’re going out in public without wearing a mask, well, then, you’re fighting for the other side”

eurweb Monday, May 18, 2020 9:52:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The question [still] remains why are so many Americans resistant to wearing a mask in public? It is really weird to me that so many of these people who refuse to wear masks claim to be proud patriots who would do anything for their country. Because right now, America is at war with the coronavirus, and if you’re going out in public without wearing a mask, well, then, you’re fighting for the other side”

eurweb Monday, May 18, 2020 6:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Forget a vaccine, scientists need to start working on a chill pill,”

eurweb Monday, May 18, 2020 6:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "For months now, everyone has been asking: When will things just get back to normal?"

news-yahoo Saturday, May 16, 2020 3:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : "basically, what the Obama administration did was a standard government procedure that happens thousands of times a year," "But that isn't stopping Donald Trump from proposing his favorite solution to any problem: Lock them up"

news-yahoo Saturday, May 16, 2020 3:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah disse : “Macron disse que o mundo precisa salvar a Amazônia, e em resposta Bolsonaro foi falar de Notre-Dame e da esposa dele” “Isso deixará a próxima reunião da ONU muito estranha. Terão de colocar Israel e Palestina entre o Brasil e o França para acalmar a tensão”

bemparana Saturday, September 7, 2019 1:35:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah alisema : "Wahamiaji wa kiafrika hawamiliki ardhi, hawaendeshi makampuni makubwa, hawamiliki kampuni za madini wala hawaendeshi kampuni za kuwinda wanyama pori katika maeneo maalum miongoni mwa vitu vingine,"

bbc-swahili Wednesday, September 4, 2019 6:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explicava ( about Donald Trump ) : "Donald Trump é presidenciável. Acontece que ele é candidato à presidência no continente errado"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 5:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah acrescenta ( about Idi Amin ) : "Felizmente, Idi Amin não era dono de nenhum cassino"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 5:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explicava ( about Donald Trump ) : "Donald Trump é presidenciável. Acontece que ele é candidato à presidência no continente errado"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 2:00:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah acrescenta ( about Idi Amin ) : "Felizmente, Idi Amin não era dono de nenhum cassino"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 2:00:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah souligne : “Nous savons ce que Zuma fait” “Il pourra avoir à répondre de 700 ou je ne sais pas combien d’accusations de corruption. C’est un pays qui fonctionne. Rober Mugabe [président du Zimbabwe au pouvoir depuis 29 ans, ndt] n’a à rendre compte de rien. Bachar al-Assad non plus”

lenouveleconomiste Thursday, January 5, 2017 8:00:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah dit ( about Donald Trump ) : “Les enfants de Trump vont diriger des entreprises et on pourrait voir les relations et l’argent canalisés vers eux. C’est un type de dirigeant politique qui nous est très familier”

lenouveleconomiste Thursday, January 5, 2017 8:00:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I don’t think it shows what he thinks it does,”

guardian Friday, October 23, 2020 7:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah alisema : "Kama tulivyoshuhudia nchini Marekani, polisi wa Nigeria wanavunja maandamano y akupinga ukatili wa polisi kwa kufanya ukatili zaidi. Siku za mwanzo wa maaandamano hayo, mwandishi wa BBC Nduka Orjinmo aliwataja watu waliokuwa wakiandamana kama ''kama vijana ambao baadhi yao wameweka rangi nywele zao, wengine wakiwa wametoboa pua na kutchora tattoo kwenye miili yao"

bbc-swahili Friday, October 23, 2020 6:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Trump is not wrong about people being tired of the dealing with this pandemic,” “But what he doesn’t seem to realize is that unlike the rest of us, he can actually do something about this. Instead, he’s acting like he’s as helpless as everyone else is”

guardian Wednesday, October 21, 2020 9:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : “He’s just going to shout or, even worse, he’ll just walk over to Biden and use his mic,” “He’ll probably lick it, too, just to mark his territory”

nytimes Wednesday, October 21, 2020 1:42:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I last remember you being single, and the weather is changing which means it’s going to be harder to go out for a date because you can’t be inside with strangers,”

nypost Friday, October 16, 2020 8:03:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You know a story is shady when Facebook is saying whoa whoa whoa maybe people shouldn’t see this,”

guardian Friday, October 16, 2020 6:39:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Rudolph Giuliani ) : “People should be skeptical of anything where Rudy Giuliani is the source, just as a rule in life,”

guardian Friday, October 16, 2020 6:39:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Osama bin Laden ) : “If that’s true then I’m impressed because that sounds way harder than trying to kill Bin Laden,”

guardian Friday, October 16, 2020 6:39:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “If you wanna dress in army fatigues and train for war, you can do that in the military and they pay you and they give you health insurance”

guardian Thursday, October 15, 2020 7:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “angry white dudes are truly on some other level”

guardian Thursday, October 15, 2020 7:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Well well well we meet again racism,”

guardian Thursday, October 15, 2020 7:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “doing what he loves most: spreading Covid 19”

guardian Wednesday, October 14, 2020 7:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “This just shows you how powerful Trumpism is,”

guardian Wednesday, October 14, 2020 7:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald J Trump ) : “After a week of being forced to quarantine, Donald J. Trump is back on the campaign trail doing what he loves most — spreading Covid-19,”

nytimes Wednesday, October 14, 2020 1:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah ajoute : “L’une des bonne s chose s avec l’apartheid c’est qu’on ne pouvait pas se faire d’illusions sur notre absence de liberté ou sur l’injustice de la situation”

courrierinternational Sunday, October 11, 2020 9:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The nation’s top generals and the guy who carries the nuclear football are all quarantining now,”

guardian Thursday, October 8, 2020 7:20:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “You’ve gotta appreciate the irony, though,” “A president who spent years blaming Mexicans for bringing over disease has personally turned the White House into a petri dish”

guardian Thursday, October 8, 2020 7:20:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "You know, I hear you Jaboukie," "Many Americans are angry with the president because they feel like he was irresponsible with his health and with the health of those around him, and now he's not only endangering his own life but threatening the operation of the entire federal government"

news-yahoo Tuesday, October 6, 2020 10:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Turns out while you’ve spent the last seven months hugging your grandma through a giant condom, Trump and his friends are having no-mask cocktail receptions indoors where the guest of honor is Covid-19,”

guardian Tuesday, October 6, 2020 9:44:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "As a comedian, I'm not going to lie, my first instinct was to make jokes," "Jokes about how a 74-year-old man who doesn’t eat vegetables and eats way too much meat is literally the kind of guy that corona puts in its dating profile. I also wanted to make jokes about how Dr. Fauci is at the White House right now prescribing Trump bleach injections and bottles of I-told-you-so"

usaToday Saturday, October 3, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "And yet still, because he wasn’t wearing a mask and he insisted coronavirus was fake and didn’t take the necessary precautions he should have, now he’s back in the bunker being cussed at by Melania like he was a White House Christmas decoration,"

usaToday Saturday, October 3, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “What was that! What was that!”

nypost Wednesday, September 30, 2020 8:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Chris Wallace ) : “Chris Wallace, thank you for your service and I hope that you have a lot of money for your therapy,”

nypost Wednesday, September 30, 2020 8:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “First things first, we need new debate rules, people,”

guardian Wednesday, September 30, 2020 8:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “Whoever decided on this format needs to be fired,” “I have never, and I mean never, wanted to see a commercial break more badly in my life”

guardian Wednesday, September 30, 2020 8:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I cannot do 90 straight minutes of this s*** ever again,” “It was brutal. There’s got to be a commercial break every five minutes, and during those commercial breaks, every ad should be for antidepressants or some drug that has side effects that makes you forget the last four years”

independent-UK Wednesday, September 30, 2020 6:20:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Have you ever asked a toddler please? ‘Please put down the matches. Please put down ...’ Your house will be burned down around you. That’s why Melania slaps the hand!”

huffingtonpost-us-en Wednesday, September 30, 2020 4:58:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “Money is a great incentive for him, and now that we’ve seen the tax returns , we know that he needs it,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Wednesday, September 30, 2020 4:58:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “It was brutal. There’s got to be a commercial break every five minutes,”

WashingtonPost Wednesday, September 30, 2020 1:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about President Trump ) : “Give the next moderator a spray bottle just to spritz them any time they interrupt,” “I promise you, Trump will be quiet because his hair turns into a gremlin if it gets wet”

WashingtonPost Wednesday, September 30, 2020 1:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Can I just say, if you decided to lend $420m to Donald Trump, that’s on you,” “I hope he doesn’t pay you back, because you are the one person on earth worse with money than he is”

guardian Tuesday, September 29, 2020 8:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded ( about Rosetta Stone ) : “everything makes so much sense now,” “This tax story is the Rosetta Stone that helps us figure everything out. Trump doesn’t want to be president – he just really needs that Secret Service protection. Shit, if I had $421m in loans coming due, I’d also be trying to cancel the election”

guardian Tuesday, September 29, 2020 8:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “the world’s oldest democracy is about to become the world’s newest dictatorship”

msn-uk Friday, September 25, 2020 7:43:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “likes the idea of being a dictator,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, September 25, 2020 7:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You know, when you put it like that, it actually makes me more worried,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, September 25, 2020 7:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “we don’t need to wait for Russia to undermine America’s election,”

guardian Thursday, September 24, 2020 7:14:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained ( about Donald Trump ) : “So once again, Donald Trump is the blacklight on American democracy,”

guardian Thursday, September 24, 2020 7:14:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded ( about Donald Trump ) : “Basically what I’m saying is: Donald Trump is trying to grab the election by the pussy,”

guardian Thursday, September 24, 2020 7:14:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I don’t think anyone is surprised that Senate Republicans said one thing when Obama was president, and another thing when it’s Trump,”

guardian Tuesday, September 22, 2020 9:19:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded ( about President Trump ) : “Even after Trump leaves, his legacy will be in the country for decades,” “It’s like if someone came into your house just to say hey, but they had stepped in dog shit just before entering. Now it’s deep in the carpet and legally doesn’t have to leave until it wants to”

guardian Tuesday, September 22, 2020 9:19:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “Between this and blaming riots on Joe Biden, either Trump is delusional, or he’s slowly trying to Jedi mind trick America into thinking Biden has been president this whole time,”

guardian Thursday, September 17, 2020 8:14:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded ( about Donald Trump ) : “Trump doesn’t know what he’s doing, and because of that, a lot of people are going to die”

guardian Thursday, September 17, 2020 8:14:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “what’s crazy to me is that even though we’re seeing the effects of climate change almost every day, there are still tons of people in this country who are like, ‘I don’t know if it’s real, and even if it is, I’m not really afraid of it,’”

guardian Wednesday, September 16, 2020 7:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Trump’s approach to climate change is the same as his approach to coronavirus: just deny its existence and then hope it will magically disappear,”

guardian Wednesday, September 16, 2020 7:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I guess his approach to climate change is the same as his approach to the coronavirus: just deny its existence and then hope it will magically disappear,”

msn-uk Wednesday, September 16, 2020 2:11:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “some people are misinformed, some people are crazy and some people are both”

guardian Tuesday, September 15, 2020 8:53:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asked ( about President Trump ) : "I get why a Trump fan would've trusted Trump before, but how do you still trust this man after he admitted that he's been downplaying the coronavirus this whole time?"

msn-uk Tuesday, September 15, 2020 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah says : "I think in many ways I'm meeting an appetite by satisfying my own,"

arkansasonline Tuesday, September 15, 2020 11:06:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah says ( about Dr Anthony Fauci ) : "I realized that the time on our show would be better spent with Dr. Fauci than trying to satirize things that were happening in the news ... that this is what people wanted to know,"

arkansasonline Tuesday, September 15, 2020 11:06:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Like, given everything we’re learning about gender, gender reveal parties should only happen when the child is old enough to know their actual gender,”

independent-UK Sunday, September 13, 2020 3:26:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Nuance doesn’t sell as well in America,”

virginislandsdailynews Saturday, September 12, 2020 11:02:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Celebrating a baby's genitalia is starting to feel very outdated,"

foxnews Saturday, September 12, 2020 3:32:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “This is the problem with defending Trump at all costs: eventually, you’re forced to invent the most ridiculous conspiracy theories,”

guardian Saturday, September 12, 2020 12:38:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “Look, Trump, just because you’ve spent a ton of time in cheerleaders’ changing rooms doesn’t mean that you are one,”

guardian Saturday, September 12, 2020 12:38:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Now when normal people get caught on tape admitting that they lied to an entire country, they usually apologize,”

nytimes Friday, September 11, 2020 12:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Now you may remember back in February and March, Donald Trump was very confidently saying that the coronavirus was not a big deal, and it was basically just like the flu,”

guardian Thursday, September 10, 2020 7:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I thought Trump was too stupid to understand what was going on with the virus,”

guardian Thursday, September 10, 2020 7:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “This whole time, I thought there were gonna be secret tapes of Trump saying the N-word,” “Instead, we got tapes of him being an epidemiologist with a PhD in critical race theory”

guardian Thursday, September 10, 2020 7:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump doesn’t care about America” “He cares about himself, he cares about his money and he cares about two-fifths of his family. And that’s it”

guardian Thursday, September 10, 2020 7:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “If I had a magic wand, I wouldn’t be trying to fix protests,” “I would use it to get the police to stop brutalizing black people. That’s why protests are happening”

guardian Wednesday, September 9, 2020 7:25:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : "I think in many ways I'm meeting an appetite by satisfying my own. "

southernminn Tuesday, September 1, 2020 8:27:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Mike Pence ) : “I’m actually kinda impressed by how much cow excrement Pence managed to pack in here,”

guardian Friday, August 28, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “What he doesn’t mention is that America was so disorganized on PPE that nurses were wrapping themselves up in garbage bags,”

guardian Friday, August 28, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “This new slogan just sounds like someone got hit in the head with a bag of hammers,”

guardian Friday, August 28, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The way I feel onstage is generally the way the audience is going to feel, because I’m imbuing them with that energy. I want you to feel like I feel, so I need to be in the most comfortable space, where I feel the most intimate with this lens,” “So it’s like ‘Welcome to me,’ essentially”

wired Friday, August 28, 2020 4:28:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “If we can have a rain delay, we sure as hell can have a police brutality delay,”

nytimes Friday, August 28, 2020 1:07:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "I wore a black hoodie for a while," "I didn’t feel like color, you know? Every day, when I walked into the closet, it didn’t feel like a purple day; it didn’t feel like a green day; it didn’t feel like a red day. It felt like a black day"

ohio Thursday, August 27, 2020 10:27:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “No matter how many times I watch these videos, I’ll never get used to how quickly police go from issuing commands to using deadly force,”

independent-UK Thursday, August 27, 2020 10:26:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “It made me wonder – it really made me wonder why some people get shot seven times in the back while other people are treated like human beings and reasoned with and taken into custody with no bullets in their bodies,”

independent-UK Thursday, August 27, 2020 10:26:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “The gun doesn’t matter as much as who’s holding the gun. Because to some people, black skin is the most threatening weapon of all”

independent-UK Thursday, August 27, 2020 10:26:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “Why do some people get shot seven times in the back, while other people are treated like human beings and reasoned with and taken into custody with no bullets in their bodies?”

ibtimes Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:50:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “there was definitely a sense that this could be the moment of systemic change”

guardian Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:32:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I’ll never get used to how quickly police go from issuing commands to using deadly force,”

guardian Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:32:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Some guy decided to drive to Kenosha with his 'militia' buddies to protect a business and apparently ended up shooting three people and killing two,"

news-yahoo Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:22:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "I'll never get used to how quickly police go from issuing commands to using deadly force,"

news-yahoo Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:22:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can’t go to a movie or hug our grandparents,”

citynews-ca Thursday, August 27, 2020 7:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,”

citynews-ca Thursday, August 27, 2020 7:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I’ll never get used to how quickly police go from issuing demands to using deadly force,”

haaretz Thursday, August 27, 2020 6:58:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Nobody drives into a city with guns because they love someone else’s business that much. That’s some bullshit. No one has ever thought, ‘Oh, it’s my solemn duty to pick up a rifle and protect that T.J. Maxx.’ They do it because they’re hoping to shoot someone,”

haaretz Thursday, August 27, 2020 6:58:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can't go to a movie or hug our grandparents,"

timescolonist Thursday, August 27, 2020 5:19:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,"

timescolonist Thursday, August 27, 2020 5:19:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can’t go to a movie or hug our grandparents,”

TorontoStar Thursday, August 27, 2020 5:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,”

TorontoStar Thursday, August 27, 2020 5:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can't go to a movie or hug our grandparents,”

nbcnewyork Thursday, August 27, 2020 4:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,”

nbcnewyork Thursday, August 27, 2020 4:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can't go to a movie or hug our grandparents,”

nbcbayarea Thursday, August 27, 2020 3:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,”

nbcbayarea Thursday, August 27, 2020 3:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can't go to a movie or hug our grandparents,”

clickondetroit Thursday, August 27, 2020 12:52:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,”

clickondetroit Thursday, August 27, 2020 12:52:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We live in a plague-scarred hellscape where 180,000 people have died, and we can’t go to a movie or hug our grandparents,”

therepublic Thursday, August 27, 2020 12:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “When I was watching the convention, I grew self-conscious,”

therepublic Thursday, August 27, 2020 12:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Essentially, they’re trying to convince everyone that this massive failure is actually a massive achievement,”

guardian Wednesday, August 26, 2020 8:18:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “Imagine being the sole survivor of a plane crash, looking around at the wreckage and going, ‘Wow, I wish all these other passengers could’ve persevered, and overcome this crash just like me. Shout-out to Boeing!” “If America didn’t have a racism problem, then their achievements wouldn’t be a big deal. What I want is a world where a black man becoming a senator isn’t inspirational”

guardian Wednesday, August 26, 2020 8:18:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “But it didn’t count for shit,”

guardian Wednesday, August 26, 2020 8:18:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Yep, that’s how this shit always goes on the internet,”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “This also shows you how much the internet is ruining our brains,”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “This conspiracy theory is crazy even for conspiracy theories,” “You’re telling me Trump is doing something heroic, but instead of taking credit for it, he’s keeping it a secret? That is the most unbelievable thing I’ve ever heard”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “violent delusion that’s spread from the internet to prey on vulnerable people, and infect an entire political party” “Donald Trump was always going to embrace QAnon. The surprise is that he’s president”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “Partly, it latched on to real fears about the real phenomenon of human trafficking,” “Partly, it fed off ancient antisemitic tropes about elitists who drink the blood of children, but mostly, it was just the good ole internet”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about President Trump ) : “Not even being mean about it – Obama was just laying out why President Trump has failed in a real and honest way,” “I know he’s too classy for this, but I think Obama would make a great Yelper,”

guardian Friday, August 21, 2020 9:41:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “didn’t feel like the usual ‘things are gonna get better’ Obama speech” “It felt more like a funeral for democracy. Basically, four years of Trump took Obama from ‘yes we can’ to ‘let us pray’”

guardian Friday, August 21, 2020 9:41:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Not even being mean about it – Obama was just laying out why president Trump has failed in a real and honest way,” “I know he’s too classy for this, but I think Obama would make a great Yelper,”

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 8:11:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “didn’t feel like the usual ‘things are gonna get better’ Obama speech” “It felt more like a funeral for democracy. Basically, four years of Trump took Obama from ‘yes we can’ to ‘let us pray’”

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 8:11:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "The night's big moment was when Joe Biden officially became the Democratic nominee — and for reasons I don't understand, the DNC also made it the weirdest moment ,"

news-yahoo Friday, August 21, 2020 1:57:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah responded : “Goddamn, that is one of the biggest self-owns I’ve ever seen,”

msn-uk Wednesday, August 19, 2020 8:25:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah wrote : "We've needed Hasan's voice since Donald Trump came down that golden escalator and turned immigrants and Muslims into his targets,"

yahoo-au Wednesday, August 19, 2020 4:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "in a cabin where he clearly murdered Groot's entire family and stacked them in the background,"

msn-uk Wednesday, August 19, 2020 2:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "all anybody was talking about today,"

msn-uk Wednesday, August 19, 2020 2:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “the difference between your mom screaming at you and your mom just casually sipping a coffee and going, ‘Well, not all kids can be winners,’”

nytimes Wednesday, August 19, 2020 12:49:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Sometimes America gets so caught up in its own exceptionalism, that it ignores warnings it could be taking from other countries,”

msn-uk Friday, August 14, 2020 8:45:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah responded ( about James Bond ) : “Goddamn, I’ve never seen a villain give away a plan like that without seeing James Bond tied to a chair in front of him,”

msn-uk Friday, August 14, 2020 8:45:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “real threat to America’s election”

msn-uk Friday, August 14, 2020 8:45:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Of all people, Donald Trump should totally understand how you can be with a woman who’s publicly humiliated you,”

guardian Thursday, August 13, 2020 6:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah mocked : “Poor Republicans, they’re so confused,” “Honestly, it’s kind of cute watching Republicans flail around trying to figure out the right talking points. It’s like when a litter of puppies is born but they haven’t opened their eyes yet”

guardian Thursday, August 13, 2020 6:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained ( about Donald Trump ) : “That’s right: A QAnon conspiracy theorist is about to become a member of Congress,” “And if you’re wondering, what’s QAnon? Well, it’s a movement that believes that Hollywood and the Democratic Party are actually a secret worldwide child sex-trafficking ring whose members harvest the blood of children for its life-extending properties, and that the only person protecting the world from this evil is Donald Trump”

news-yahoo Thursday, August 13, 2020 1:20:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “So let me get this straight. The Democratic Party is so smart and powerful that they can run a secret shadow organization—but they’re also stupid enough to be outsmarted by Donald Trump?”

news-yahoo Thursday, August 13, 2020 1:20:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : “After it was announced that she would be Biden’s running mate, many people were celebrating the historic milestone of having a Black and South Asian woman on a major party ticket,”

nytimes Thursday, August 13, 2020 11:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Crafty Kamala spent her whole career locking up criminals and filling up California’s jails,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Wednesday, August 12, 2020 5:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Crafty Kamala spent her whole career locking up criminals and filling up California’s jails,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Wednesday, August 12, 2020 11:36:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Trump has just created a mess,”

guardian Tuesday, August 11, 2020 8:21:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “If you’re online a lot, you’ve probably seen Breonna Taylor being turned into just another meme,”

news-yahoo Saturday, August 1, 2020 12:22:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “It’s one thing to shoot someone ‘accidentally’ eight times,” “But leaving her on the floor without any medical attention? That isn’t an accident. That’s just a blatant disregard for Black life”

news-yahoo Saturday, August 1, 2020 12:22:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We shouldn’t even be calling these things ‘no-knock’ raids – that gives them too much credit,” “We should just drop the euphemism and call it what it is: a home invasion where police get to act like they’re in a video game”

guardian Friday, July 31, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “It’s one thing to shoot someone ‘accidentally’ eight times,” “But leaving her on the floor without any medical attention? That isn’t an accident. That’s just a blatant disregard for black life”

guardian Friday, July 31, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “there are different criminal justice systems, depending on who you are”

guardian Friday, July 31, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “is not even just about the cops”

guardian Friday, July 31, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “In other words, what happened to Breonna Taylor wasn’t a failure of the system,” “It was the system working as it’s intended. And that is why people are fighting for the system to be changed”

guardian Friday, July 31, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “basically giving a giant shrug to one of Russia’s deadliest schemes yet”

guardian Thursday, July 30, 2020 7:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “I actually believe Trump when he says that this intelligence briefing never reached his desk,”

guardian Thursday, July 30, 2020 7:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added ( about Donald Trump ) : “But it is bizarre that Trump is the most impulsive president ever except when it comes to Russia,”

guardian Thursday, July 30, 2020 7:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Unlike every other American president, he’s been oddly chilled out about Russian aggression toward the U.S.,”

nytimes Thursday, July 30, 2020 2:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Obviously, ordinary Americans should be taking this pandemic more seriously,” “But in their defense, it’s hard to do that when this is the guy who’s setting the tone from the top”

guardian Wednesday, July 29, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained ( about Tom Cotton ) : “If you dig deeper and you take Cotton at his word, he believes that the United States could not have become the country that it is without slavery,”

news-yahoo Tuesday, July 28, 2020 11:50:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “there’s one US senator who is objecting in the strongest, but also possibly stupidest terms,”

guardian Tuesday, July 28, 2020 7:10:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained ( about Tom Cotton ) : “If you dig deeper and you take Cotton at his word, he believes that the United States could not have become the country that it is without slavery,”

guardian Tuesday, July 28, 2020 7:10:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump is the only person who can talk about a cognitive test but make me feel that I have brain damage,”

guardian Friday, July 24, 2020 7:36:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Kanye West ) : “Honestly, guys, I don’t know what to make of this because my takeaway from this event is that Kanye West doesn’t seem well. I feel like someone who cares about him needs to take his microphone away. Although ironically, the best person for that job is Kanye,”

thezimbabwemail Thursday, July 23, 2020 4:27:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "less like democracy and more like an episode of Narcos ," "And how are people even supposed to tell the difference between being arrested and being kidnapped? Because I don't know if you've notice this, but in America, random dudes walk around in camo gear holding guns all the time"

news-yahoo Thursday, July 23, 2020 4:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Unsurprisingly, teachers all across America are not enthused at the idea of having to put their lives at risk so that little Aiden can build a baking-soda volcano,"

news-yahoo Thursday, July 23, 2020 12:55:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “until these issues are resolved, most parents in America are stuck between a rock and a hard place,”

guardian Wednesday, July 22, 2020 8:19:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Chris Wallace ) : "Honestly, it got to the point where Chris Wallace wasn't just fact-checking Trump, he was fact-shaming him,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, July 22, 2020 5:05:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The timing seems suspicious, but who knows — maybe lots of people leave for fishing vacations on Wednesday night at 9 p.m.,”

news-yahoo Wednesday, July 15, 2020 1:41:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The timing seems suspicious, but who knows — maybe lots of people leave for fishing vacations on Wednesday night at 9 p.m.,”

msn-uk Wednesday, July 15, 2020 1:39:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The timing seems suspicious, but who knows maybe lots of people leave for fishing vacations on Wednesday night at 9 p.m.,”

ChinaPost Wednesday, July 15, 2020 1:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The timing seems suspicious, but who knows maybe lots of people leave for fishing vacations on Wednesday night at 9 p.m.,”

seattlepi Wednesday, July 15, 2020 1:04:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah replied : "You know, the first few weeks, you're stumbling over who's speaking, who's not speaking, somebody forgot to unmute themselves, they said a whole soliloquy and you couldn't hear it,"

CBSnews Sunday, July 12, 2020 5:13:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "There's not always gonna be a laugh,"

CBSnews Sunday, July 12, 2020 5:13:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah replied : "Sometimes I don't find the funny in it,"

CBSnews Sunday, July 12, 2020 5:13:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You quickly realize that while everyone is facing the battle against coronavirus, Black people in America are still facing the battle against racism and coronavirus,”

HindustanTimes Friday, July 3, 2020 10:59:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “It appears America isn’t just dealing with a deadly strain of coronavirus. It’s also dealing with a deadly strain of stupidity,”

msn-uk Friday, June 26, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “what is new is that now one of those people lives in the White House,”

msn-uk Friday, June 26, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about President Trump ) : "it was clear that all of those empty seats really took a toll," "Honestly, it's weird to see Trump display emotion — it's actually uncomfortable,"

msn-uk Tuesday, June 23, 2020 12:43:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Another Monday in the middle of corona and in the middle of protests about police brutality, and yet it’s another Monday of another police brutality incident,”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 16, 2020 8:31:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “in the beginning, it seems like everything is going to be fine,”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 16, 2020 8:31:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “Why are armed police dealing with a man who’s sleeping in his car?”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 16, 2020 8:31:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “How does it get that far? How does it end with him losing his life?”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 16, 2020 8:31:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “While all of this racial reckoning is going on, it’s really easy to forget that this is also an election year,”

msn-uk Thursday, June 11, 2020 10:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “That doesn’t look like a voting day – that looked like, like the last scene in Us,”

msn-uk Thursday, June 11, 2020 10:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You know, it’s funny how America has unlimited resources to make sure that countries around the world get democracy, but then America never seems to have the resources to make sure there’s democracy in America,”

msn-uk Thursday, June 11, 2020 10:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You know, many activists and organizers have come out saying, there have been repeated attempts to reform many police departments,” “Were it not for civilian cameras, we wouldn’t know the truth oftentimes”

news-yahoo Thursday, June 11, 2020 2:44:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Do you not think though, there is an opportunity to have somebody that's not a policeman because you know the old adage, 'if you're a hammer, then everything is a nail,'"

news-yahoo Thursday, June 11, 2020 11:17:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You know, many activists and organizers have come out saying, there have been repeated attempts to reform many police departments,” “Were it not for civilian cameras, we wouldn’t know the truth oftentimes”

news-yahoo Thursday, June 11, 2020 8:32:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Trump is so desperate to defend the police that instead of admitting that maybe they used excessive force and that none of them helped a person who was bleeding out on the ground, he turns around and blames the old man from that video for being an Antifa provocateur who busted his head open on purpose? I can’t believe I actually have to say but, like, that is some batsh-- crazy theory,” “I feel like Trump is the kind of person who watched the movie ‘Up’ and he thinks it’s a story about an elderly terrorist who hijacks a balloon house”

syracuse Wednesday, June 10, 2020 3:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "OK, I understand the symbolic gesture of kneeling to remember George Floyd. What I don’t understand is why they had to dress like extras from Coming to America 2. In fact, a lot of people were confused about why the Democrats wore an African cloth to talk about George Floyd and police brutality. It felt like they were trying too hard"

rian-en Wednesday, June 10, 2020 3:20:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Civil Rights Movement ) : “With all these protests sweeping across America, people have been comparing this moment to the Civil Rights Movement of the 1960s. And much like the 1960s, law enforcement officers have met these calls to end police brutality with even more police brutality,”

ibtimes Wednesday, June 10, 2020 6:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Just take a moment to think about that. The police department got this heavy-duty equipment to fight terrorists, that is why they got these equipment post 9/11. And now, they are using it against the Americans who are just exercising their right to protest,”

ibtimes Wednesday, June 10, 2020 6:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I don’t care who you are, but those images have to be upsetting to watch. I don’t care how many times I see that video, I will never get used to it. Because it is bad enough that these cops pushed an old man, but the fact that they walk past him while he is bleeding it out on the sidewalk. Like who are you protecting and serving if not that old man?”

ibtimes Wednesday, June 10, 2020 6:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “That right there is why this movement has become as big as it has,”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 9, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I know a lot of people might say it’s too little, too late, why are you only reading now?”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 9, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Lives Matter ) : “Black Live Matter has become the phrase that people admit needs to be said,”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 9, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Lives Matter ) : “I don’t know if these companies are actually going to do something to show that they believe Black Lives Matter other than just saying it,”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 9, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “we all agree that posting statements, taking down statues and selling books is not enough,” “It’s part of it, but it’s not enough. Companies have to hire more black people. Companies have to stop not hiring people because they’re black. The culture has to amplify more black voices, and of course, cities have to end racist policing of Black people”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 9, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “It makes sense – prevention is always better than the cure, especially when the cure kills black people,”

msn-uk Tuesday, June 9, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "If you felt unease watching that Target being looted, try to imagine how it must feel for black Americans when they watch themselves being looted every single day. Police in America are looting black bodies,"

abc-au Saturday, June 6, 2020 7:10:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "If you felt unease watching that Target being looted, try to imagine how it must feel for black Americans when they watch themselves being looted every single day. Police in America are looting black bodies,"

abc-au Thursday, June 4, 2020 10:50:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

manilatimes Wednesday, June 3, 2020 11:12:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

HonululuAdvertiser Wednesday, June 3, 2020 10:13:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Think about that unease that you felt watching that Target being looted,”

stabroeknews Wednesday, June 3, 2020 9:18:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

firstpost Wednesday, June 3, 2020 7:38:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah says : “how does the looting and destruction help?”

dailymaverick Wednesday, June 3, 2020 7:35:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

beaumontenterprise Wednesday, June 3, 2020 6:10:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

dailyjournal Wednesday, June 3, 2020 3:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

japantoday Wednesday, June 3, 2020 2:01:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

citynews-ca Wednesday, June 3, 2020 1:12:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

actionnewsjax Wednesday, June 3, 2020 12:36:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

kiro7 Wednesday, June 3, 2020 12:22:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,"

startribune Wednesday, June 3, 2020 12:21:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

therepublic Wednesday, June 3, 2020 12:18:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Try to imagine how it feels to be a black person when they watch themselves be looted every day,”

680news Wednesday, June 3, 2020 12:05:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah observed : "If you felt unease watching that Target being looted, try to imagine how it must feel for black Americans when they watch themselves being looted every single day. Police in America are looting black bodies"

dailyadvertiser Tuesday, June 2, 2020 8:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You do not loot and you do not burn. This is not how our society is built,”

news-yahoo Saturday, May 30, 2020 6:17:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “There is no right way to protest because that’s what protest is,” “What a lot of people don’t realize is the same way that you might have experienced more anger and more visceral disdain watching those people loot that Target—think about that unease you felt watching that Target being looted. Try to imagine how it must feel for black Americans when they watch themselves being looted every single day”

news-yahoo Saturday, May 30, 2020 6:17:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You do not loot and you do not burn. This is not how our society is built,”

thedailybeast Saturday, May 30, 2020 4:26:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “There is no right way to protest because that’s what protest is,” “What a lot of people don’t realize is the same way that you might have experienced more anger and more visceral disdain watching those people loot that Target—think about that unease you felt watching that Target being looted. Try to imagine how it must feel for black Americans when they watch themselves being looted every single day”

thedailybeast Saturday, May 30, 2020 4:26:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Forget a vaccine, scientists need to start working on a chill pill,”

eurweb Wednesday, May 20, 2020 7:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The question [still] remains why are so many Americans resistant to wearing a mask in public? It is really weird to me that so many of these people who refuse to wear masks claim to be proud patriots who would do anything for their country. Because right now, America is at war with the coronavirus, and if you’re going out in public without wearing a mask, well, then, you’re fighting for the other side”

eurweb Wednesday, May 20, 2020 7:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Forget a vaccine, scientists need to start working on a chill pill,”

eurweb Monday, May 18, 2020 9:52:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The question [still] remains why are so many Americans resistant to wearing a mask in public? It is really weird to me that so many of these people who refuse to wear masks claim to be proud patriots who would do anything for their country. Because right now, America is at war with the coronavirus, and if you’re going out in public without wearing a mask, well, then, you’re fighting for the other side”

eurweb Monday, May 18, 2020 9:52:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “The question [still] remains why are so many Americans resistant to wearing a mask in public? It is really weird to me that so many of these people who refuse to wear masks claim to be proud patriots who would do anything for their country. Because right now, America is at war with the coronavirus, and if you’re going out in public without wearing a mask, well, then, you’re fighting for the other side”

eurweb Monday, May 18, 2020 6:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Forget a vaccine, scientists need to start working on a chill pill,”

eurweb Monday, May 18, 2020 6:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "For months now, everyone has been asking: When will things just get back to normal?"

news-yahoo Saturday, May 16, 2020 3:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : "basically, what the Obama administration did was a standard government procedure that happens thousands of times a year," "But that isn't stopping Donald Trump from proposing his favorite solution to any problem: Lock them up"

news-yahoo Saturday, May 16, 2020 3:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah disse : “Macron disse que o mundo precisa salvar a Amazônia, e em resposta Bolsonaro foi falar de Notre-Dame e da esposa dele” “Isso deixará a próxima reunião da ONU muito estranha. Terão de colocar Israel e Palestina entre o Brasil e o França para acalmar a tensão”

bemparana Saturday, September 7, 2019 1:35:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah alisema : "Wahamiaji wa kiafrika hawamiliki ardhi, hawaendeshi makampuni makubwa, hawamiliki kampuni za madini wala hawaendeshi kampuni za kuwinda wanyama pori katika maeneo maalum miongoni mwa vitu vingine,"

bbc-swahili Wednesday, September 4, 2019 6:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explicava ( about Donald Trump ) : "Donald Trump é presidenciável. Acontece que ele é candidato à presidência no continente errado"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 5:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah acrescenta ( about Idi Amin ) : "Felizmente, Idi Amin não era dono de nenhum cassino"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 5:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explicava ( about Donald Trump ) : "Donald Trump é presidenciável. Acontece que ele é candidato à presidência no continente errado"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 2:00:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah acrescenta ( about Idi Amin ) : "Felizmente, Idi Amin não era dono de nenhum cassino"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 2:00:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah souligne : “Nous savons ce que Zuma fait” “Il pourra avoir à répondre de 700 ou je ne sais pas combien d’accusations de corruption. C’est un pays qui fonctionne. Rober Mugabe [président du Zimbabwe au pouvoir depuis 29 ans, ndt] n’a à rendre compte de rien. Bachar al-Assad non plus”

lenouveleconomiste Thursday, January 5, 2017 8:00:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah dit ( about Donald Trump ) : “Les enfants de Trump vont diriger des entreprises et on pourrait voir les relations et l’argent canalisés vers eux. C’est un type de dirigeant politique qui nous est très familier”

lenouveleconomiste Thursday, January 5, 2017 8:00:00 PM EAT