Trevor Noah said : “This is pretty worrisome – America’s living in 2021 with an electric grid that’s barely been updated in the last 50 years,”

guardian Saturday, February 27, 2021 8:35:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “This is pretty worrisome – America’s living in 2021 with an electric grid that’s barely been updated in the last 50 years,”

guardian Friday, February 26, 2021 8:54:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old arch-nemesis: racism,”

guardian Thursday, February 25, 2021 9:36:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “There are two universal truths to living in America: one, every holiday is a mattress sale in disguise, and two, the wealthier you are, the easier it is to access life’s necessities,”

guardian Thursday, February 25, 2021 9:36:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “This is why so many black people are suspicious of the medical community, because that community has betrayed them again, and again, and again,”

guardian Thursday, February 25, 2021 9:36:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Staying loyal after he sent a mob to kill you? Man, that shows how committed Mike Pence is to his principles: he won’t even abort a friendship,” “I believe Mike Pence has spent the last month doing a little something called ‘weighing his options’ and found that it would be better to be friends with Donald Trump”

nytimes Thursday, February 25, 2021 10:36:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Republicans saw the record number of people exercising their right to vote,”

guardian Wednesday, February 24, 2021 8:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 24, 2021 2:58:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 11:42:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 8:44:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 8:12:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Every cop show makes it seem like the reason cops have to beat suspects is because without the beatdown, they won’t tell the truth, and so those beatings protect the rest of society from these lying criminals,”

suntimes Tuesday, February 23, 2021 7:22:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 6:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 5:13:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 4:40:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 4:40:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Sunday, February 21, 2021 3:23:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Sunday, February 21, 2021 3:23:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Saturday, February 20, 2021 8:38:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Saturday, February 20, 2021 8:38:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Saturday, February 20, 2021 7:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Saturday, February 20, 2021 7:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Saturday, February 20, 2021 3:32:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Saturday, February 20, 2021 3:32:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,” “You know that the infrastructure is screwed when your best option for water is to mug a snowman”

guardian Saturday, February 20, 2021 12:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You’ve gotta be shitting me, dude!”

guardian Saturday, February 20, 2021 12:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Being a good father means putting them on a bus not throwing them under one,”

guardian Saturday, February 20, 2021 12:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross,” “Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Though to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn’t know what a good father is, I mean his dad killed JFK”

beaumontenterprise Friday, February 19, 2021 9:13:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 8:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 8:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 7:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 7:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 7:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 7:25:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "I’m not even mad that you were selfish,"

foxnews Friday, February 19, 2021 6:28:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 6:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 4:52:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 4:52:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 3:52:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 2:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 2:28:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 12:49:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 12:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 12:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 12:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 12:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:45:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:45:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:45:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:45:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:45:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 9:43:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 9:13:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 9:13:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 6:42:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 5:41:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 5:41:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 4:40:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 3:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 3:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 2:36:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 2:36:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 2:36:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:25:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 12:34:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 11:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 11:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 11:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 9:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 5:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 5:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 4:14:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Mario Kart ) : “This storm has turned Texas into that ice level from Mario Kart. If I was in Texas right now, I’m carrying around a green shell with me, just to be safe,”

nytimes Thursday, February 18, 2021 4:47:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Because right now, everywhere in the country, if you look outside your window, you’re seeing snow,” “I mean, except for Florida. If you’re looking outside your window, that white stuff you’re seeing? That’s probably cocaine”

nytimes Wednesday, February 17, 2021 3:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Usually if you're not doing a good job, it gets used against you,"

foxnews Wednesday, February 17, 2021 6:13:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added ( about Donald Trump ) : “a really amazing and bullshit excuse that even if Trump was guilty, they couldn’t do anything about it because he’s already out of office”

guardian Tuesday, February 16, 2021 8:54:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “acquittal Goat [greatest of all time],” “Sorry OJ, you had a good run, but Trump got acquitted twice – and he’s responsible for more deaths”

guardian Tuesday, February 16, 2021 8:54:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Eric Trump ) : “Now that’s what I’m talking about: two and O,” “Obama never even won a single impeachment. S***t’s embarrassing. I mean, say what you want, but Trump is the acquittal GOAT. Sorry OJ, you had a good run but Trump got acquitted twice, and he’s responsible for more deaths”

msn-uk Tuesday, February 16, 2021 8:29:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “make it pretty obvious that Trump incited the rioters”

guardian Friday, February 12, 2021 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “These senators are a jury for a trial of the president, but instead they’re acting like bored middle-schoolers,”

guardian Friday, February 12, 2021 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "and between Trump's many speeches, interviews, and tweets, the prosecutors had a mountain of evidence at their disposal,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "we all expected the Democrats to present a competent, compelling case, but what nobody expected was that Trump's lawyers would be so terrible," "It was going so badly for the Republicans, I thought Ted Cruz was gonna start another insurrection just to change the subject"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "and between Trump's many speeches, interviews, and tweets, the prosecutors had a mountain of evidence at their disposal,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "we all expected the Democrats to present a competent, compelling case, but what nobody expected was that Trump's lawyers would be so terrible," "It was going so badly for the Republicans, I thought Ted Cruz was gonna start another insurrection just to change the subject"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “Here’s the crazy thing: it doesn’t actually matter what this guy says,” “He could get up there and show his pubes for hours, because the jury has already reached its verdict”

guardian Wednesday, February 10, 2021 9:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “might make the trial seem pointless now”

guardian Wednesday, February 10, 2021 9:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:26:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:26:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 5:26:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 4:25:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:54:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:54:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 2:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 2:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 2:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 2:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 2:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 1:22:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 1:22:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 12:22:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 11:22:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 10:20:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 9:49:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 9:49:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 8:19:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 7:48:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 7:18:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:17:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:17:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:17:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 5:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 5:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 4:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 4:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 4:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 4:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 4:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:41:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:11:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:11:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:11:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 2:40:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 12:09:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 10:38:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 9:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 9:07:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 9:07:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 9:07:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : “Yeah, Joe Biden, be more specific!”

guardian Tuesday, February 9, 2021 9:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 8:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 8:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 8:06:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 6:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 6:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 5:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 5:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 5:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 5:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 4:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 4:03:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 4:03:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 4:03:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 3:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 3:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 3:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 3:03:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 2:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 12:30:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah remarked : “Wow, I’ve never seen someone try to delete their browser history in real life,” “Yes, people: Marjorie Taylor Greene has been kicked off her committees. But if you think about it, this is a pretty sweet deal for Greene. Basically, her punishment for acting insane was to do less work for the same amount of money”

nytimes Friday, February 5, 2021 4:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Mike Lindell ) : “Dominion finally told Newsmax, ‘Yo, if you don’t get our name out of your mouth, we’re gonna sue your Channel 349-ass network into oblivion,” “And based on what happened yesterday when [MyPillow CEO Mike] Lindell tried to go back on Newsmax, the network is taking that threat seriously”

guardian Thursday, February 4, 2021 9:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Damn, that defamation lawsuit has Newsmax shook!”

guardian Thursday, February 4, 2021 9:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added ( about Mike Lindell ) : “That’s the power of the courts right there,” “Because Mike Lindell tried to stage a coup , and Newsmax was fine with inviting him on. But the second he started saying shit that was gonna get them sued, all of a sudden they’re like ‘No, no, my man, overthrowing the government is one thing but, huh huh, a lawsuit? That shit’s serious”

guardian Thursday, February 4, 2021 9:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “like Fox News if it stopped taking its meds” “But at least for a minute, Dominion managed to sue them into behaving like actual journalists”

guardian Thursday, February 4, 2021 9:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Wow, you know, for a lot of us at home, the Capitol riots were basically an action movie on TV,”

guardian Wednesday, February 3, 2021 11:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Even just believing you’re going to die is a major trauma,”

guardian Wednesday, February 3, 2021 11:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asks : “How did Osama bin Karen get elected to Congress in the first place?”

guardian Tuesday, February 2, 2021 7:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Is this lady just playing conspiracy theory slot machine and just going with whatever comes up?”

guardian Tuesday, February 2, 2021 7:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “If you were secretly starting a forest fire, why would you use a space laser when you could just use, I don’t know, matches?” ”It’s such a waste of a Jewish space laser. It’s like using the Death Star to make s’mores”

huffingtonpost-us-en Tuesday, February 2, 2021 1:06:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Wall Street was getting rocked so hard by average people buying stock in GameStop, that they just stopped average people from buying it,”

guardian Friday, January 29, 2021 10:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I can see why unity would be very appealing for people right now,”

guardian Thursday, January 28, 2021 8:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Now, the last time Donald Trump got impeached, most Republican senators said they wouldn’t convict him because he hadn’t done anything wrong,” “But after the Capitol attack, they had to admit that yes, maybe Trump actually did incite an insurrection. But they still don’t want to impeach him because that will make his followers angry — and have you seen his followers? I mean, they staged an insurrection”

nytimes Tuesday, January 26, 2021 12:25:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “I understand that people want to pretend Trump didn’t exist, but the truth is, he did,”

msn-uk Friday, January 22, 2021 8:25:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “I understand that people want to pretend Trump didn’t exist, but the truth is, he did,”

guardian Friday, January 22, 2021 8:06:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “Let’s just say, the White House bathrooms aren’t the only place Biden is looking to wipe out any trace of Donald Trump,”

guardian Thursday, January 21, 2021 8:19:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “the way Fox News defended police during the George Floyd protests, you would’ve thought that opposing police brutality was the same thing as killing police,”

guardian Wednesday, January 20, 2021 8:56:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You guys clearly don’t care about cops,” “You only care about the idea of using cops to keep black people in their place. So, please, miss me with that bullshit”

guardian Wednesday, January 20, 2021 8:56:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah wrote : "I didn't know any kids besides my cousins,"

tuko Wednesday, January 6, 2021 10:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “for the 30th time, Donald Trump’s attempts to undo the election have once again finally come to and end”

guardian Wednesday, December 16, 2020 9:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “This is how far Republicans have gone since election day,”

guardian Tuesday, December 15, 2020 9:41:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Based on how they’ve acted so far, don’t count on Republicans to put a stop to that,”

guardian Tuesday, December 15, 2020 9:41:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You roasted Donald Trump, he ran for president, you roasted Kanye West, he ran for president,” “So, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but you have an ability to inspire people to run for the highest office in the land with some of the jokes you tell about them”

huffingtonpost-us-en Tuesday, December 15, 2020 5:47:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Seriously though this may seem like a dumb decision by Trump, but if you take a moment to think about it, you will realise it was a really f**king dumb decision by Trump”

citizen Friday, December 11, 2020 6:40:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about President Trump ) : “Man, Trump is taking L’s, people,” “Not only did they shut this case down, but they shut it down in just 34 minutes. They didn’t even pretend that they were going to consider it”

nytimes Thursday, December 10, 2020 11:57:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah mocked : “That’s the art of the deal right there, baby,”

guardian Wednesday, December 9, 2020 9:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “Seriously though, this may seem like it was a dumb decision by Trump,” “But if you take a moment to think about it, you realize that it was a really fucking dumb decision by Trump”

guardian Wednesday, December 9, 2020 9:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “That’s right, because they indulged Donald Trump’s bullshit claims of fraud, Republicans might have suppressed their vote so much that they could lose their Senate majority,” “In fact, you might say that Trump has put Republicans in quite the pickle”

guardian Tuesday, December 8, 2020 10:07:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah commented : “You gotta love how shady rich people always try to act like attacking them is attacking everybody,”

guardian Tuesday, December 8, 2020 10:07:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “Oh man, come on! What is it with these Democrats?”

news-yahoo Sunday, December 6, 2020 6:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “In a way, these Democrats are even worse than the anti-maskers because of their hypocrisy,”

news-yahoo Sunday, December 6, 2020 6:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “Oh man, come on! What is it with these Democrats?”

news-yahoo Sunday, December 6, 2020 5:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “In a way, these Democrats are even worse than the anti-maskers because of their hypocrisy,”

news-yahoo Sunday, December 6, 2020 5:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “Oh man, come on! What is it with these Democrats?”

news-yahoo Sunday, December 6, 2020 5:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “In a way, these Democrats are even worse than the anti-maskers because of their hypocrisy,”

news-yahoo Sunday, December 6, 2020 5:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Now that is some presidential leadership – offering to get the vaccine on live TV before everybody else to boost public confidence,” “Also, it’s a great way to sneak ahead to the front of the line. I see you, Barry”

guardian Friday, December 4, 2020 9:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “By the time the vaccines are available, he’ll also be a former president, but don’t forget, he beat corona already. He’s immune,” “Also, he can’t go before the other presidents because he’ll take all the lollipops”

guardian Friday, December 4, 2020 9:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “one of the weirdest quirks of being an American president”

guardian Thursday, December 3, 2020 9:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We don’t know what Trump did,”

guardian Thursday, December 3, 2020 9:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Now that is progressive – an all-women communications team and national security team that is racially diverse,”

msn-uk Wednesday, December 2, 2020 9:32:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Even at the end of his presidency, Donald Trump is grifting his supporters out of their money,”

msn-uk Wednesday, December 2, 2020 9:32:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the GRAMMYs have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,”

thezimbabwemail Wednesday, November 25, 2020 8:31:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the Grammys have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,"

allafrica Wednesday, November 25, 2020 7:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the Grammys have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,"

AfricaNews-English Wednesday, November 25, 2020 6:03:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I think as a one-time Grammy-nominee, I am the best person to provide a shoulder to all the amazing artists who do not win on the night because I too know the pain of not winning the award! (This is a metaphorical shoulder, I’m not trying to catch Corona). See you at the 63rd GRAMMYs!”

news18 Wednesday, November 25, 2020 9:47:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the GRAMMYs have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event. I think as a one-time GRAMMY nominee, I am the best person to provide a shoulder to all the amazing artists who do not win on the night because I too know the pain of not winning the award! (This is a metaphorical shoulder, I'm not trying to catch Corona). See you at the 63rd GRAMMYs,"

news18 Wednesday, November 25, 2020 8:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the Grammy’s have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event”

geo-tv Wednesday, November 25, 2020 7:54:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Pop ) : "Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the Grammys have refused to have me sing or be nominated for Best Pop Album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,"

eyewitness-news Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:13:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah dijo : “Pese al hecho de que estoy extremadamente decepcionado de que los Grammy se hayan negado a que yo cante o sea nominado a mejor álbum de pop, estoy muy contento de ser el anfitrión de este evento auspicioso”

beaumontenterprise Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:27:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the Grammys have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,"

upi Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the GRAMMYs have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,”

expressindia Tuesday, November 24, 2020 7:21:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the Grammys have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,”

pressandjournal Tuesday, November 24, 2020 6:30:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the GRAMMYs have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,"

4-traders Tuesday, November 24, 2020 5:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the GRAMMYs have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,”

seattlepi Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:58:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You know your legal strategy is f----- up when even your hair starts crying,”

WashingtonPost Friday, November 20, 2020 3:43:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election, but outgoing President Donald Jigglypuff Trump is still looking for ways to overturn the results,"

news-yahoo Thursday, November 19, 2020 5:53:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained ( about Donald Trump ) : "Even though Trump lost the election, some of his people are hoping that he could pull out a win by using 'faithless electors,'"

news-yahoo Thursday, November 19, 2020 5:53:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : "Now the good news is, Trump is down so many electors that it's unlikely that he can convince enough of them to to turn against their state's voters and vote for him," "But the bad news is, it's easy to see how a future election could be close enough that the losing candidate could convince enough electors to make them the winning candidate, and it would be totally legal"

news-yahoo Thursday, November 19, 2020 5:53:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election, but outgoing President Donald Jigglypuff Trump is still looking for ways to overturn the results,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 11:06:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : "Even though Trump lost the election, some of his people are hoping that he could pull out a win by using 'faithless electors,'"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 11:06:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Now the good news is, Trump is down so many electors that it's unlikely that he can convince enough of them to to turn against their state's voters and vote for him," "But the bad news is, it's easy to see how a future election could be close enough that the losing candidate could convince enough electors to make them the winning candidate, and it would be totally legal"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 11:06:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election, but outgoing President Donald Jigglypuff Trump is still looking for ways to overturn the results,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : "Even though Trump lost the election, some of his people are hoping that he could pull out a win by using 'faithless electors,'"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Now the good news is, Trump is down so many electors that it's unlikely that he can convince enough of them to to turn against their state's voters and vote for him," "But the bad news is, it's easy to see how a future election could be close enough that the losing candidate could convince enough electors to make them the winning candidate, and it would be totally legal"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election, but outgoing President Donald Jigglypuff Trump is still looking for ways to overturn the results,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 1:50:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : "Even though Trump lost the election, some of his people are hoping that he could pull out a win by using 'faithless electors,'"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 1:50:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Now the good news is, Trump is down so many electors that it's unlikely that he can convince enough of them to to turn against their state's voters and vote for him," "But the bad news is, it's easy to see how a future election could be close enough that the losing candidate could convince enough electors to make them the winning candidate, and it would be totally legal"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 1:50:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “For all the talk about Trump being an aspiring dictator, this is some weak shit,” “Like, now is the time he should be taking over all the state capitals, installing new governors, arresting opposition leaders, doing all of that. Instead, he’s just sitting at home trying to manifest a win on Twitter like a little bitch”

guardian Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:11:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Damn, Donald, you’re losing court cases all over the place,” “It’s almost like a miracle – he took one election loss and turned it into a thousand more losses”

guardian Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:11:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about President Obama ) : “Trump reminds me of one African leader in particular,” “Weird hair? Check. Lavish lifestyle? Check. Fringe, discredited views about President Obama’s origins? Check”

msn-uk Tuesday, November 17, 2020 6:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added ( about Donald Trump ) : “Everyone around Trump knows he lost, but they’ve gotta all go along with the lie,”

guardian Thursday, November 12, 2020 8:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump has never looked more pathetic than this, and yes I’m including the time he played tennis in his sport diapers,”

guardian Thursday, November 12, 2020 8:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “everyone knows Donald Trump lost. Even Trump knows that he lost,”

guardian Thursday, November 12, 2020 8:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “You think that if Donald Trump really thought he’d won he’d be hiding? No. We know this guy,” “This guy would be holding a victory rally every single day. He’d be flying around the country on top of Air Force One doing that weird jerk-off dance that he does”

guardian Thursday, November 12, 2020 8:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah alisema : "Kama tulivyoshuhudia nchini Marekani, polisi wa Nigeria wanavunja maandamano y akupinga ukatili wa polisi kwa kufanya ukatili zaidi. Siku za mwanzo wa maaandamano hayo, mwandishi wa BBC Nduka Orjinmo aliwataja watu waliokuwa wakiandamana kama ''kama vijana ambao baadhi yao wameweka rangi nywele zao, wengine wakiwa wametoboa pua na kutchora tattoo kwenye miili yao"

bbc-swahili Friday, October 23, 2020 6:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah ajoute : “L’une des bonne s chose s avec l’apartheid c’est qu’on ne pouvait pas se faire d’illusions sur notre absence de liberté ou sur l’injustice de la situation”

courrierinternational Sunday, October 11, 2020 9:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah disse : “Macron disse que o mundo precisa salvar a Amazônia, e em resposta Bolsonaro foi falar de Notre-Dame e da esposa dele” “Isso deixará a próxima reunião da ONU muito estranha. Terão de colocar Israel e Palestina entre o Brasil e o França para acalmar a tensão”

bemparana Saturday, September 7, 2019 1:35:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah alisema : "Wahamiaji wa kiafrika hawamiliki ardhi, hawaendeshi makampuni makubwa, hawamiliki kampuni za madini wala hawaendeshi kampuni za kuwinda wanyama pori katika maeneo maalum miongoni mwa vitu vingine,"

bbc-swahili Wednesday, September 4, 2019 6:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explicava ( about Donald Trump ) : "Donald Trump é presidenciável. Acontece que ele é candidato à presidência no continente errado"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 5:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah acrescenta ( about Idi Amin ) : "Felizmente, Idi Amin não era dono de nenhum cassino"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 5:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explicava ( about Donald Trump ) : "Donald Trump é presidenciável. Acontece que ele é candidato à presidência no continente errado"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 2:00:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah acrescenta ( about Idi Amin ) : "Felizmente, Idi Amin não era dono de nenhum cassino"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 2:00:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah souligne : “Nous savons ce que Zuma fait” “Il pourra avoir à répondre de 700 ou je ne sais pas combien d’accusations de corruption. C’est un pays qui fonctionne. Rober Mugabe [président du Zimbabwe au pouvoir depuis 29 ans, ndt] n’a à rendre compte de rien. Bachar al-Assad non plus”

lenouveleconomiste Thursday, January 5, 2017 8:00:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah dit ( about Donald Trump ) : “Les enfants de Trump vont diriger des entreprises et on pourrait voir les relations et l’argent canalisés vers eux. C’est un type de dirigeant politique qui nous est très familier”

lenouveleconomiste Thursday, January 5, 2017 8:00:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “This is pretty worrisome – America’s living in 2021 with an electric grid that’s barely been updated in the last 50 years,”

guardian Saturday, February 27, 2021 8:35:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “This is pretty worrisome – America’s living in 2021 with an electric grid that’s barely been updated in the last 50 years,”

guardian Friday, February 26, 2021 8:54:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old arch-nemesis: racism,”

guardian Thursday, February 25, 2021 9:36:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “There are two universal truths to living in America: one, every holiday is a mattress sale in disguise, and two, the wealthier you are, the easier it is to access life’s necessities,”

guardian Thursday, February 25, 2021 9:36:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “This is why so many black people are suspicious of the medical community, because that community has betrayed them again, and again, and again,”

guardian Thursday, February 25, 2021 9:36:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Staying loyal after he sent a mob to kill you? Man, that shows how committed Mike Pence is to his principles: he won’t even abort a friendship,” “I believe Mike Pence has spent the last month doing a little something called ‘weighing his options’ and found that it would be better to be friends with Donald Trump”

nytimes Thursday, February 25, 2021 10:36:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Republicans saw the record number of people exercising their right to vote,”

guardian Wednesday, February 24, 2021 8:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 24, 2021 2:58:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 11:42:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 8:44:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 8:12:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Every cop show makes it seem like the reason cops have to beat suspects is because without the beatdown, they won’t tell the truth, and so those beatings protect the rest of society from these lying criminals,”

suntimes Tuesday, February 23, 2021 7:22:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 6:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 5:13:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 4:40:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "is the politician version of coming home with flowers the day after Valentine's Day,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 23, 2021 4:40:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Sunday, February 21, 2021 3:23:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Sunday, February 21, 2021 3:23:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Saturday, February 20, 2021 8:38:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Saturday, February 20, 2021 8:38:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Saturday, February 20, 2021 7:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Saturday, February 20, 2021 7:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Saturday, February 20, 2021 3:32:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Saturday, February 20, 2021 3:32:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,” “You know that the infrastructure is screwed when your best option for water is to mug a snowman”

guardian Saturday, February 20, 2021 12:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You’ve gotta be shitting me, dude!”

guardian Saturday, February 20, 2021 12:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Being a good father means putting them on a bus not throwing them under one,”

guardian Saturday, February 20, 2021 12:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross,” “Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Though to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn’t know what a good father is, I mean his dad killed JFK”

beaumontenterprise Friday, February 19, 2021 9:13:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 8:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 8:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 7:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 7:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 7:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 7:25:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "I’m not even mad that you were selfish,"

foxnews Friday, February 19, 2021 6:28:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 6:23:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 4:52:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 4:52:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 3:52:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 2:59:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 2:28:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 12:49:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 12:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 12:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 12:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 12:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:45:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:45:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:45:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:45:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:45:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 11:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Texans have been lining up for clean water from public spigots, boiling their own, or even trying to melt snow,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added : "What's even worse is that when he got caught, instead of owning up to it and apologizing, he acted like a total Ted Cruz," "Seriously, Ted Cruz blaming his daughters for this is just gross. Being a good father means putting them on a bus, not throwing them under one. Although to be fair, maybe Ted Cruz just doesn't know what a good dad is — I mean, his dad killed JFK"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 10:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 9:43:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 9:13:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 9:13:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 6:42:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 5:41:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 5:41:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 4:40:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 3:37:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 3:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 2:36:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 2:36:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 2:36:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:44:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 1:25:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Friday, February 19, 2021 12:34:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 11:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 11:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 11:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 9:48:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 5:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 5:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "This just goes to show you, no matter what happens, no matter how far removed she is from the problem, conservatives can and will always find a way to blame the boogeyman, AOC,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 18, 2021 4:14:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Mario Kart ) : “This storm has turned Texas into that ice level from Mario Kart. If I was in Texas right now, I’m carrying around a green shell with me, just to be safe,”

nytimes Thursday, February 18, 2021 4:47:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Because right now, everywhere in the country, if you look outside your window, you’re seeing snow,” “I mean, except for Florida. If you’re looking outside your window, that white stuff you’re seeing? That’s probably cocaine”

nytimes Wednesday, February 17, 2021 3:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Usually if you're not doing a good job, it gets used against you,"

foxnews Wednesday, February 17, 2021 6:13:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah added ( about Donald Trump ) : “a really amazing and bullshit excuse that even if Trump was guilty, they couldn’t do anything about it because he’s already out of office”

guardian Tuesday, February 16, 2021 8:54:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “acquittal Goat [greatest of all time],” “Sorry OJ, you had a good run, but Trump got acquitted twice – and he’s responsible for more deaths”

guardian Tuesday, February 16, 2021 8:54:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Eric Trump ) : “Now that’s what I’m talking about: two and O,” “Obama never even won a single impeachment. S***t’s embarrassing. I mean, say what you want, but Trump is the acquittal GOAT. Sorry OJ, you had a good run but Trump got acquitted twice, and he’s responsible for more deaths”

msn-uk Tuesday, February 16, 2021 8:29:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “make it pretty obvious that Trump incited the rioters”

guardian Friday, February 12, 2021 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “These senators are a jury for a trial of the president, but instead they’re acting like bored middle-schoolers,”

guardian Friday, February 12, 2021 8:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "and between Trump's many speeches, interviews, and tweets, the prosecutors had a mountain of evidence at their disposal,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "we all expected the Democrats to present a competent, compelling case, but what nobody expected was that Trump's lawyers would be so terrible," "It was going so badly for the Republicans, I thought Ted Cruz was gonna start another insurrection just to change the subject"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "and between Trump's many speeches, interviews, and tweets, the prosecutors had a mountain of evidence at their disposal,"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "we all expected the Democrats to present a competent, compelling case, but what nobody expected was that Trump's lawyers would be so terrible," "It was going so badly for the Republicans, I thought Ted Cruz was gonna start another insurrection just to change the subject"

news-yahoo Thursday, February 11, 2021 10:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “Here’s the crazy thing: it doesn’t actually matter what this guy says,” “He could get up there and show his pubes for hours, because the jury has already reached its verdict”

guardian Wednesday, February 10, 2021 9:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah concluded : “might make the trial seem pointless now”

guardian Wednesday, February 10, 2021 9:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:26:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:26:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 5:26:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 4:25:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:54:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:54:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 2:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 2:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 2:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 2:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 2:24:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 1:22:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 1:22:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 12:22:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 11:22:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 10:20:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 9:49:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 9:49:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 8:19:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 7:48:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 7:18:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:17:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:17:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 6:17:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 5:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 5:16:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 4:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 4:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 4:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 4:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 4:15:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:41:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:11:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:11:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 3:11:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 2:40:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 10, 2021 12:09:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 10:38:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 9:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 9:07:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 9:07:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 9:07:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : “Yeah, Joe Biden, be more specific!”

guardian Tuesday, February 9, 2021 9:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 8:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 8:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 8:06:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 7:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 6:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 6:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 5:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 5:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 5:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 5:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 4:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 4:03:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 4:03:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 4:03:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 3:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 3:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 3:33:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 3:03:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 2:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Over the weekend, Biden took a short break from his day-to-day presidenting to catch the Super Bowl from his home in Delaware — and if you aren't immediately outraged about that, well, you obviously haven't been watching the last 48 hours of conservative news media,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 9, 2021 12:30:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah remarked : “Wow, I’ve never seen someone try to delete their browser history in real life,” “Yes, people: Marjorie Taylor Greene has been kicked off her committees. But if you think about it, this is a pretty sweet deal for Greene. Basically, her punishment for acting insane was to do less work for the same amount of money”

nytimes Friday, February 5, 2021 4:16:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Mike Lindell ) : “Dominion finally told Newsmax, ‘Yo, if you don’t get our name out of your mouth, we’re gonna sue your Channel 349-ass network into oblivion,” “And based on what happened yesterday when [MyPillow CEO Mike] Lindell tried to go back on Newsmax, the network is taking that threat seriously”

guardian Thursday, February 4, 2021 9:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Damn, that defamation lawsuit has Newsmax shook!”

guardian Thursday, February 4, 2021 9:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added ( about Mike Lindell ) : “That’s the power of the courts right there,” “Because Mike Lindell tried to stage a coup , and Newsmax was fine with inviting him on. But the second he started saying shit that was gonna get them sued, all of a sudden they’re like ‘No, no, my man, overthrowing the government is one thing but, huh huh, a lawsuit? That shit’s serious”

guardian Thursday, February 4, 2021 9:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “like Fox News if it stopped taking its meds” “But at least for a minute, Dominion managed to sue them into behaving like actual journalists”

guardian Thursday, February 4, 2021 9:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Wow, you know, for a lot of us at home, the Capitol riots were basically an action movie on TV,”

guardian Wednesday, February 3, 2021 11:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Even just believing you’re going to die is a major trauma,”

guardian Wednesday, February 3, 2021 11:57:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asks : “How did Osama bin Karen get elected to Congress in the first place?”

guardian Tuesday, February 2, 2021 7:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Is this lady just playing conspiracy theory slot machine and just going with whatever comes up?”

guardian Tuesday, February 2, 2021 7:46:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “If you were secretly starting a forest fire, why would you use a space laser when you could just use, I don’t know, matches?” ”It’s such a waste of a Jewish space laser. It’s like using the Death Star to make s’mores”

huffingtonpost-us-en Tuesday, February 2, 2021 1:06:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Wall Street was getting rocked so hard by average people buying stock in GameStop, that they just stopped average people from buying it,”

guardian Friday, January 29, 2021 10:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I can see why unity would be very appealing for people right now,”

guardian Thursday, January 28, 2021 8:35:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Now, the last time Donald Trump got impeached, most Republican senators said they wouldn’t convict him because he hadn’t done anything wrong,” “But after the Capitol attack, they had to admit that yes, maybe Trump actually did incite an insurrection. But they still don’t want to impeach him because that will make his followers angry — and have you seen his followers? I mean, they staged an insurrection”

nytimes Tuesday, January 26, 2021 12:25:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “I understand that people want to pretend Trump didn’t exist, but the truth is, he did,”

msn-uk Friday, January 22, 2021 8:25:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “I understand that people want to pretend Trump didn’t exist, but the truth is, he did,”

guardian Friday, January 22, 2021 8:06:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “Let’s just say, the White House bathrooms aren’t the only place Biden is looking to wipe out any trace of Donald Trump,”

guardian Thursday, January 21, 2021 8:19:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “the way Fox News defended police during the George Floyd protests, you would’ve thought that opposing police brutality was the same thing as killing police,”

guardian Wednesday, January 20, 2021 8:56:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You guys clearly don’t care about cops,” “You only care about the idea of using cops to keep black people in their place. So, please, miss me with that bullshit”

guardian Wednesday, January 20, 2021 8:56:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah wrote : "I didn't know any kids besides my cousins,"

tuko Wednesday, January 6, 2021 10:05:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “for the 30th time, Donald Trump’s attempts to undo the election have once again finally come to and end”

guardian Wednesday, December 16, 2020 9:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “This is how far Republicans have gone since election day,”

guardian Tuesday, December 15, 2020 9:41:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Based on how they’ve acted so far, don’t count on Republicans to put a stop to that,”

guardian Tuesday, December 15, 2020 9:41:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You roasted Donald Trump, he ran for president, you roasted Kanye West, he ran for president,” “So, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but you have an ability to inspire people to run for the highest office in the land with some of the jokes you tell about them”

huffingtonpost-us-en Tuesday, December 15, 2020 5:47:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Seriously though this may seem like a dumb decision by Trump, but if you take a moment to think about it, you will realise it was a really f**king dumb decision by Trump”

citizen Friday, December 11, 2020 6:40:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about President Trump ) : “Man, Trump is taking L’s, people,” “Not only did they shut this case down, but they shut it down in just 34 minutes. They didn’t even pretend that they were going to consider it”

nytimes Thursday, December 10, 2020 11:57:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah mocked : “That’s the art of the deal right there, baby,”

guardian Wednesday, December 9, 2020 9:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added : “Seriously though, this may seem like it was a dumb decision by Trump,” “But if you take a moment to think about it, you realize that it was a really fucking dumb decision by Trump”

guardian Wednesday, December 9, 2020 9:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “That’s right, because they indulged Donald Trump’s bullshit claims of fraud, Republicans might have suppressed their vote so much that they could lose their Senate majority,” “In fact, you might say that Trump has put Republicans in quite the pickle”

guardian Tuesday, December 8, 2020 10:07:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah commented : “You gotta love how shady rich people always try to act like attacking them is attacking everybody,”

guardian Tuesday, December 8, 2020 10:07:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “Oh man, come on! What is it with these Democrats?”

news-yahoo Sunday, December 6, 2020 6:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “In a way, these Democrats are even worse than the anti-maskers because of their hypocrisy,”

news-yahoo Sunday, December 6, 2020 6:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “Oh man, come on! What is it with these Democrats?”

news-yahoo Sunday, December 6, 2020 5:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “In a way, these Democrats are even worse than the anti-maskers because of their hypocrisy,”

news-yahoo Sunday, December 6, 2020 5:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah asked : “Oh man, come on! What is it with these Democrats?”

news-yahoo Sunday, December 6, 2020 5:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “In a way, these Democrats are even worse than the anti-maskers because of their hypocrisy,”

news-yahoo Sunday, December 6, 2020 5:58:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Now that is some presidential leadership – offering to get the vaccine on live TV before everybody else to boost public confidence,” “Also, it’s a great way to sneak ahead to the front of the line. I see you, Barry”

guardian Friday, December 4, 2020 9:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : “By the time the vaccines are available, he’ll also be a former president, but don’t forget, he beat corona already. He’s immune,” “Also, he can’t go before the other presidents because he’ll take all the lollipops”

guardian Friday, December 4, 2020 9:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “one of the weirdest quirks of being an American president”

guardian Thursday, December 3, 2020 9:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “We don’t know what Trump did,”

guardian Thursday, December 3, 2020 9:34:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Now that is progressive – an all-women communications team and national security team that is racially diverse,”

msn-uk Wednesday, December 2, 2020 9:32:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Even at the end of his presidency, Donald Trump is grifting his supporters out of their money,”

msn-uk Wednesday, December 2, 2020 9:32:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the GRAMMYs have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,”

thezimbabwemail Wednesday, November 25, 2020 8:31:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the Grammys have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,"

allafrica Wednesday, November 25, 2020 7:04:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the Grammys have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,"

AfricaNews-English Wednesday, November 25, 2020 6:03:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “I think as a one-time Grammy-nominee, I am the best person to provide a shoulder to all the amazing artists who do not win on the night because I too know the pain of not winning the award! (This is a metaphorical shoulder, I’m not trying to catch Corona). See you at the 63rd GRAMMYs!”

news18 Wednesday, November 25, 2020 9:47:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the GRAMMYs have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event. I think as a one-time GRAMMY nominee, I am the best person to provide a shoulder to all the amazing artists who do not win on the night because I too know the pain of not winning the award! (This is a metaphorical shoulder, I'm not trying to catch Corona). See you at the 63rd GRAMMYs,"

news18 Wednesday, November 25, 2020 8:14:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the Grammy’s have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event”

geo-tv Wednesday, November 25, 2020 7:54:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Pop ) : "Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the Grammys have refused to have me sing or be nominated for Best Pop Album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,"

eyewitness-news Tuesday, November 24, 2020 11:13:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah dijo : “Pese al hecho de que estoy extremadamente decepcionado de que los Grammy se hayan negado a que yo cante o sea nominado a mejor álbum de pop, estoy muy contento de ser el anfitrión de este evento auspicioso”

beaumontenterprise Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:27:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the Grammys have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,"

upi Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the GRAMMYs have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,”

expressindia Tuesday, November 24, 2020 7:21:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the Grammys have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,”

pressandjournal Tuesday, November 24, 2020 6:30:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the GRAMMYs have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,"

4-traders Tuesday, November 24, 2020 5:02:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Despite the fact that I am extremely disappointed that the GRAMMYs have refused to have me sing or be nominated for best pop album, I am thrilled to be hosting this auspicious event,”

seattlepi Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:58:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “You know your legal strategy is f----- up when even your hair starts crying,”

WashingtonPost Friday, November 20, 2020 3:43:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election, but outgoing President Donald Jigglypuff Trump is still looking for ways to overturn the results,"

news-yahoo Thursday, November 19, 2020 5:53:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained ( about Donald Trump ) : "Even though Trump lost the election, some of his people are hoping that he could pull out a win by using 'faithless electors,'"

news-yahoo Thursday, November 19, 2020 5:53:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : "Now the good news is, Trump is down so many electors that it's unlikely that he can convince enough of them to to turn against their state's voters and vote for him," "But the bad news is, it's easy to see how a future election could be close enough that the losing candidate could convince enough electors to make them the winning candidate, and it would be totally legal"

news-yahoo Thursday, November 19, 2020 5:53:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election, but outgoing President Donald Jigglypuff Trump is still looking for ways to overturn the results,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 11:06:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : "Even though Trump lost the election, some of his people are hoping that he could pull out a win by using 'faithless electors,'"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 11:06:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Now the good news is, Trump is down so many electors that it's unlikely that he can convince enough of them to to turn against their state's voters and vote for him," "But the bad news is, it's easy to see how a future election could be close enough that the losing candidate could convince enough electors to make them the winning candidate, and it would be totally legal"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 11:06:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election, but outgoing President Donald Jigglypuff Trump is still looking for ways to overturn the results,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : "Even though Trump lost the election, some of his people are hoping that he could pull out a win by using 'faithless electors,'"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Now the good news is, Trump is down so many electors that it's unlikely that he can convince enough of them to to turn against their state's voters and vote for him," "But the bad news is, it's easy to see how a future election could be close enough that the losing candidate could convince enough electors to make them the winning candidate, and it would be totally legal"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 8:15:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 presidential election, but outgoing President Donald Jigglypuff Trump is still looking for ways to overturn the results,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 1:50:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explained : "Even though Trump lost the election, some of his people are hoping that he could pull out a win by using 'faithless electors,'"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 1:50:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : "Now the good news is, Trump is down so many electors that it's unlikely that he can convince enough of them to to turn against their state's voters and vote for him," "But the bad news is, it's easy to see how a future election could be close enough that the losing candidate could convince enough electors to make them the winning candidate, and it would be totally legal"

news-yahoo Wednesday, November 18, 2020 1:50:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “For all the talk about Trump being an aspiring dictator, this is some weak shit,” “Like, now is the time he should be taking over all the state capitals, installing new governors, arresting opposition leaders, doing all of that. Instead, he’s just sitting at home trying to manifest a win on Twitter like a little bitch”

guardian Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:11:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said : “Damn, Donald, you’re losing court cases all over the place,” “It’s almost like a miracle – he took one election loss and turned it into a thousand more losses”

guardian Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:11:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about President Obama ) : “Trump reminds me of one African leader in particular,” “Weird hair? Check. Lavish lifestyle? Check. Fringe, discredited views about President Obama’s origins? Check”

msn-uk Tuesday, November 17, 2020 6:37:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah added ( about Donald Trump ) : “Everyone around Trump knows he lost, but they’ve gotta all go along with the lie,”

guardian Thursday, November 12, 2020 8:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump has never looked more pathetic than this, and yes I’m including the time he played tennis in his sport diapers,”

guardian Thursday, November 12, 2020 8:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “everyone knows Donald Trump lost. Even Trump knows that he lost,”

guardian Thursday, November 12, 2020 8:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah said ( about Donald Trump ) : “You think that if Donald Trump really thought he’d won he’d be hiding? No. We know this guy,” “This guy would be holding a victory rally every single day. He’d be flying around the country on top of Air Force One doing that weird jerk-off dance that he does”

guardian Thursday, November 12, 2020 8:51:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah alisema : "Kama tulivyoshuhudia nchini Marekani, polisi wa Nigeria wanavunja maandamano y akupinga ukatili wa polisi kwa kufanya ukatili zaidi. Siku za mwanzo wa maaandamano hayo, mwandishi wa BBC Nduka Orjinmo aliwataja watu waliokuwa wakiandamana kama ''kama vijana ambao baadhi yao wameweka rangi nywele zao, wengine wakiwa wametoboa pua na kutchora tattoo kwenye miili yao"

bbc-swahili Friday, October 23, 2020 6:07:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah ajoute : “L’une des bonne s chose s avec l’apartheid c’est qu’on ne pouvait pas se faire d’illusions sur notre absence de liberté ou sur l’injustice de la situation”

courrierinternational Sunday, October 11, 2020 9:46:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah disse : “Macron disse que o mundo precisa salvar a Amazônia, e em resposta Bolsonaro foi falar de Notre-Dame e da esposa dele” “Isso deixará a próxima reunião da ONU muito estranha. Terão de colocar Israel e Palestina entre o Brasil e o França para acalmar a tensão”

bemparana Saturday, September 7, 2019 1:35:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah alisema : "Wahamiaji wa kiafrika hawamiliki ardhi, hawaendeshi makampuni makubwa, hawamiliki kampuni za madini wala hawaendeshi kampuni za kuwinda wanyama pori katika maeneo maalum miongoni mwa vitu vingine,"

bbc-swahili Wednesday, September 4, 2019 6:09:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explicava ( about Donald Trump ) : "Donald Trump é presidenciável. Acontece que ele é candidato à presidência no continente errado"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 5:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah acrescenta ( about Idi Amin ) : "Felizmente, Idi Amin não era dono de nenhum cassino"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 5:01:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah explicava ( about Donald Trump ) : "Donald Trump é presidenciável. Acontece que ele é candidato à presidência no continente errado"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 2:00:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah acrescenta ( about Idi Amin ) : "Felizmente, Idi Amin não era dono de nenhum cassino"

bbc-portuguese-brasil Wednesday, February 15, 2017 2:00:00 AM EAT

Trevor Noah souligne : “Nous savons ce que Zuma fait” “Il pourra avoir à répondre de 700 ou je ne sais pas combien d’accusations de corruption. C’est un pays qui fonctionne. Rober Mugabe [président du Zimbabwe au pouvoir depuis 29 ans, ndt] n’a à rendre compte de rien. Bachar al-Assad non plus”

lenouveleconomiste Thursday, January 5, 2017 8:00:00 PM EAT

Trevor Noah dit ( about Donald Trump ) : “Les enfants de Trump vont diriger des entreprises et on pourrait voir les relations et l’argent canalisés vers eux. C’est un type de dirigeant politique qui nous est très familier”

lenouveleconomiste Thursday, January 5, 2017 8:00:00 PM EAT