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Stephen Colbert responded
:
“Really? Have you seen their other decisions?” “With these maniacs in charge, our only hope is that the smokestacks put on a condom”
guardian Saturday, July 2, 2022 1:59:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert responded
:
“Really? Have you seen their other decisions?” “With these maniacs in charge, our only hope is that the smokestacks put on a condom”
guardian Friday, July 1, 2022 7:08:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert noted
(
about Sandra Smith
)
:
“That wasn’t his point at all, Sandra,”
guardian Thursday, June 30, 2022 7:03:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert replied
:
“So it’s possible, so it’s possible,”
thehill Wednesday, June 29, 2022 10:49:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“What is your reaction that there is this consciousness of guilt because legally, people may not know, is it’s not just sort of a term of art to get a pardon. It is an admission of guilt,”
dailycaller Wednesday, June 29, 2022 8:13:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I know somebody who is going to turn 35 about a month before the election in 2024, and they represent New York’s 14th,”
dailycaller Wednesday, June 29, 2022 8:13:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert admitted
:
“I’m just here to get you in trouble,”
dailycaller Wednesday, June 29, 2022 8:13:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert explained
:
“What the court appears to be doing now is mandating its own moral code,”
guardian Tuesday, June 28, 2022 7:11:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert asked
:
“What would you say to them?”
watoday Saturday, June 25, 2022 2:49:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He's a bipartisan puppy. He's so neutral, he's neutered," "Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building. They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing"
bostonglobe Saturday, June 25, 2022 2:17:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago - and for a very good reason," "If you don't know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch"
bostonglobe Saturday, June 25, 2022 2:17:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"First of all, what? Second of all, huh? Third of all, they weren't in the Capitol building," "Fourth of all - and I'm shocked I have to explain the difference - but an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders, all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power"
bostonglobe Saturday, June 25, 2022 2:17:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert asked
:
“What would you say to them?”
brisbanetimes Friday, June 24, 2022 10:48:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert asked
:
“What would you say to them?”
smh Friday, June 24, 2022 10:13:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“painted a chilling and criminally insane portrait of an attempt to steal the election by weaponizing the justice department,”
guardian Friday, June 24, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“is the heart of the crime,” “The president knows there’s no evidence, and he wants the DOJ to just lie and say that there is evidence of corruption, so that his cronies in Congress can overturn the fair election”
guardian Friday, June 24, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Well that’s a very casual way to end democracy,”
guardian Friday, June 24, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“What jumped out to me when I saw it this afternoon was that the treasonous text chain started simply with ‘sup?’”
guardian Wednesday, June 22, 2022 6:51:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof”
kxxv Wednesday, June 22, 2022 4:22:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, [and were] invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing,”
guardian Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:22:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“After they finished their interviews, they were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained,”
guardian Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:22:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“The Capitol police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago, and for a very good reason,”
guardian Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:22:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"The Capitol Police were just doing their job. My staff was just doing their job. Everyone was very professional. Everyone was very calm. My staffers were detained, processed, and released,"
gazette Wednesday, June 22, 2022 4:30:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof”
japantoday Wednesday, June 22, 2022 1:19:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert dijo
:
“Estoy en shock por tener que explicar la diferencia” “Pero una insurrección implica perturbar las acciones legales del Congreso y aullar por la sangre de los líderes electos para evitar una transición pacífica del poder. Esto fue manejo de marionetas en primer grado. Esto eran payasadas con la intención de hacer boberías”
beaumontenterprise Tuesday, June 21, 2022 11:40:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof”
watoday Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:26:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof”
theherald-au Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:24:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof”
smh Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:16:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof”
HonululuAdvertiser Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:16:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof”
suntimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:10:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof”
theage Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:07:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He’s a bipartisan puppy. He’s so neutral, he’s neutered,” “Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building. They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing”
WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:15:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago — and for a very good reason,” “If you don’t know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch”
WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:15:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“First of all, what? Second of all, huh? Third of all, they weren’t in the Capitol building,” “Fourth of all — and I’m shocked I have to explain the difference — but an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders, all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power”
WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:15:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof”
clickondetroit Tuesday, June 21, 2022 8:35:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"Which actually isn't that surprising. The Capitol police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago, and for a very good reason," "If you don't know what that reason is, I know which news network you watch"
ctvnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 8:33:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"It's predictable why these TV talkers are talking like this on the TV. They want to talk about something other than the January 6th hearings on the actual seditious insurrection that led to the deaths of multiple people," "But drawing any equivalence between rioters storming our Capitol to prevent the counting of electoral ballots and a cigar-chomping toy dog is a shameful and grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died"
ctvnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 8:33:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof”
actionnewsjax Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:54:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing,"
npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"The Capitol police are much more cautious than they were, say,18 months ago, and for a very good reason,"
npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"They weren't in the Capitol building,"
npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"They want to talk about something other than the Jan. 6th hearings on the actual seditionist insurrection that led to the deaths of multiple people, and the injury of over 140 police officers," "But drawing any equivalence between rioters storming our Capitol to prevent the counting of electoral ballots and a cigar-chomping toy dog, is a shameful and grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died. And it obscenely trivializes the service and the courage the Capitol Police showed on that terrible day"
npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"But, in this case, our puppet was just a puppet doing puppet stuff," "And sad to say, so much has changed in Washington that the Capitol Police do have to stay at high alert at all times because of the attack on Jan. 6th. And as the hearings prove more clearly every day, the blame for that actual insurrection all lies with Putin's puppet"
npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof”
beaumontenterprise Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:40:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Quick question: How was your weekend? I certainly had an interesting one because some of my staff had a memorable one,”
washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I said, ‘Sure, if you can get anyone to agree to talk to you. Because — and please don’t take this as an insult — you’re a puppet,’” “Well, he did. Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He’s a bipartisan puppy. He’s so neutral, he’s neutered”
washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“In this case, our puppet was just a puppet doing puppet stuff. And sad to say, so much has changed in Washington that the Capitol police do have to stay on high alert at all times because of the attack on Jan. 6,” “And as the hearings prove more clearly every day, the blame for that actual insurrection all lies with Putin’s puppet”
washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“The Capitol Police were just doing their job, my staff was just doing their job, everyone was very professional, everyone was very calm,” “My staffers were detained, processed and released. A very unpleasant experience for my staff”
washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert told
:
“Thursday evening, after they’d finished their interviews, [my staff] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police, which actually is not surprising,”
benzinga Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:19:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago, and for a very good reason," "If you don't know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch"
CBSnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:09:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"A very unpleasant experience for my staff, a lot of paperwork for the Capitol Police. But a fairly simple story,"
CBSnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:09:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert added
:
"Drawing any equivalency between a rioter storming the Capitol to prevent the counting of electoral ballots and a cigar-chomping toy dog is a shameful and grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died and obscenely trivializes the service and the courage the Capitol Police showed on that terrible day"
usaToday Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:05:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“My staffers were detained, processed and released,” “A very unpleasant experience for my staff, a lot of paperwork for the Capitol Police, but a fairly simple story”
al Tuesday, June 21, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
(
about Conan O Brien
)
:
“An insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power,” “This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof. Misappropriation of an old Conan bit...It’s really Conan’s fault”
al Tuesday, June 21, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“After they’d finished their interviews, [my staffers] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-’em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police,”
nypost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 6:46:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Sad to say, so much has changed in Washington that the Capitol police do have to stay at high alert at all times because of the attack on January 6,” “And as the hearings prove more clearly every day, the blame for that actual insurrection all lies with Putin’s puppet”
guardian Tuesday, June 21, 2022 6:40:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“After they’d finished their interviews, [my staff] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police, which actually is not surprising,” “The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were 18 months ago, and for a very good reason. If you don’t know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch”
southernminn Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:33:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, [and were] invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing,”
guardian Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:30:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“After they finished their interviews, they were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained,”
guardian Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:30:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“The Capitol police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago, and for a very good reason,”
guardian Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:30:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He’s a bipartisan puppet,”
theepochtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:22:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Now end of day two, Thursday evening, after they finished their interviews, they were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-’em-ups in a hallway when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by the Capitol Police, which actually isn’t that surprising,” “The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say 18 months ago. And for a very good reason”
theepochtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:22:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He’s a bipartisan puppy. He’s so neutral, he’s neutered,” “Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building. They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing”
boston Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:16:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago – and for a very good reason,” “If you don’t know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch”
boston Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:16:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“First of all, what? Second of all, huh? Third of all, they weren’t in the Capitol building,” “Fourth of all – and I’m shocked I have to explain the difference – but an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders, all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power”
boston Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:16:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Triumph offered to go down to D.C. to interview some congresspeople to highlight the Jan. 6 hearings. I said ‘Sure, if you can get anyone to agree to talk to you, because — and please don’t take this as an insult — you’re a puppet,”
kxxv Tuesday, June 21, 2022 4:04:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Last week I heard from my old colleague Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,”
wwlp Tuesday, June 21, 2022 3:13:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building,” “They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congress people they were interviewing, and that’s very important”
news-yahoo Tuesday, June 21, 2022 2:53:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I am shocked I have to explain the difference,”
news-yahoo Tuesday, June 21, 2022 2:53:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“They want to talk about something other than the January 6th hearings on the actual seditionist insurrection that led to the deaths of multiple people, and the injury of over 140 police officers,” “But drawing any equivalence between rioters storming our Capitol to prevent the counting of electoral ballots and a cigar-chomping toy dog is a shameful and grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died, and it obscenely trivializes the service and the courage the Capitol police showed on that terrible day”
news-yahoo Tuesday, June 21, 2022 2:53:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Last week I heard from my old colleague Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,”
wivb Tuesday, June 21, 2022 2:52:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"After they’d finished their interviews, [my staffers] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police,"
foxnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 12:51:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“After they’d finished their interviews, [my staffers] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police,”
nypost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:37:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“The Capitol police were just doing their job, my staff was just doing their job, everyone was very professional, everyone was very calm,” “My staffers were detained, processed and released. A very unpleasant experience for my staff”
nypost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:37:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He's a bipartisan puppy. He's so neutral, he's neutered,” “Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building. They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing”
WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:12:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago — and for a very good reason,” “If you don’t know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch”
WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:12:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“First of all, what? Second of all, huh? Third of all, they weren’t in the Capitol building,” “Fourth of all — and I’m shocked I have to explain the difference — but an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders, all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power”
WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:12:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Last week I heard from my old colleague Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,”
news-yahoo Tuesday, June 21, 2022 8:20:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Quick question, how was your weekend?”
thedailybeast Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:30:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert confirmed
:
“Last week, I heard from my old colleague Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Triumph offered to go to D.C. and interview some Congress people to highlight the January 6th hearings. I said, ‘Sure, if you can get an to agree to talk to you, because—and please don’t take this as an insult—you’re a puppet.’”
thedailybeast Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:30:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“this is what we learned: all of the lawyers knew that overturning the election was a crime,”
guardian Friday, June 17, 2022 8:00:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I do a lot of jokes about these violent fascists, but to hear that even one of them noticed — I feel so seen,”
wkbn Friday, June 17, 2022 2:17:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I want everyone in the potential jury pool to hear me when I say, you are going to jail you neo num-nut,”
wkbn Friday, June 17, 2022 2:17:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I do a lot of jokes about these violent fascists, but to hear that even one of them noticed — I feel so seen,”
wivb Friday, June 17, 2022 1:42:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I want everyone in the potential jury pool to hear me when I say, you are going to jail you neo num-nut,”
wivb Friday, June 17, 2022 1:42:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"By the time he gets out, this proud member is going to be a member of the AARP,"
usaToday Thursday, June 16, 2022 10:32:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I do a lot of jokes about these violent fascists, but to hear that even one of them noticed — I feel so seen,”
news-yahoo Thursday, June 16, 2022 9:41:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I want everyone in the potential jury pool to hear me when I say, you are going to jail you neo num-nut,”
news-yahoo Thursday, June 16, 2022 9:41:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“You know, ladies and gentlemen, I do a lot of jokes about these violent fascists, but to hear that even one of them noticed?”
guardian Thursday, June 16, 2022 6:44:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert explained
:
“Until they face consequences, the ex-president’s family is still out there peddling their wares,”
thedailybeast Wednesday, June 15, 2022 8:50:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“He told everyone he was going to commit a crime, and then he went out and he crimed it,”
guardian Tuesday, June 14, 2022 6:33:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert told
:
“You understand the landmine you just set off,”
al Monday, June 13, 2022 7:18:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Republicans tried to claim that tonight was going to be a nothing burger,” “They were wrong. It was a juicy double cheeseburger, stuffed with a burger, between two buns made of burger, smothered in a zesty burger sauce”
news-yahoo Sunday, June 12, 2022 4:52:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“That must have been a bittersweet moment for the former president,”
news-yahoo Sunday, June 12, 2022 4:52:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Republicans tried to claim that tonight was going to be a nothing burger,” “They were wrong. It was a juicy double cheeseburger, stuffed with a burger, between two buns made of burger, smothered in a zesty burger sauce”
news-yahoo Friday, June 10, 2022 7:32:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“That must have been a bittersweet moment for the former president,”
news-yahoo Friday, June 10, 2022 7:32:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Do you understand what that means? Fox News is willing to lose money to keep their viewers from flipping over and accidentally learning information,” “But I am really not surprised. That’s the first rule of any cult: never leave the compound”
guardian Friday, June 10, 2022 7:24:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“it made my heart well with gratitude to see the committee weave [details] together in a compelling case that January 6th was not a spontaneous gathering of vape-fueled neo-knuckleheads that got out of control,” “It was, in fact, an attack premeditated by the president of the United States to prevent the peaceful transfer of power for the first time in our nation’s history”
guardian Friday, June 10, 2022 7:24:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“That must have been a bittersweet moment for the president, she finally screwed him,”
huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, June 10, 2022 12:21:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert reminded
:
“Remember, the president’s cronies have claimed over and over again for the past 17 months that they could never have predicted what was going to happen, that the crowd marching on the Capitol was just a spontaneous outburst of patriotic zip ties and body armor,”
guardian Friday, June 10, 2022 4:47:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“That’s going to make those 20 years in prison seem pretty long. But I do understand why they’re so angry”
guardian Wednesday, June 8, 2022 7:11:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Well that’s actually good. We’ll hear directly from the people who planned the coup,”
guardian Wednesday, June 8, 2022 7:11:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“That is a refreshingly lighthearted confession to war crimes,”
nytimes Wednesday, June 8, 2022 1:01:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert noted
(
about Danny Cowart
)
:
“And with CNN out of the game they’ll leave plenty of alarming for the folks over at Fox News,”
guardian Tuesday, June 7, 2022 6:57:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"A teacher’s job is not to use a gun. A teacher’s job is to teach and to rap about Shakespeare,"
foxnews Thursday, May 26, 2022 11:39:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Americans have witnessed gun tragedy after gun tragedy. And while it can be argued that there are many reasons, we all know the biggest reason for the tragedy is the gun,”
WashingtonPost Thursday, May 26, 2022 3:18:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Shortly before I came out here tonight, we learned of the unspeakable shooting in Uvalde, Texas today. And while we can add our prayers for the dead,”
news-yahoo Thursday, May 26, 2022 1:33:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Prayers won’t end this, voting might,”
news-yahoo Thursday, May 26, 2022 1:33:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Shortly before I came out here tonight, we learned of the unspeakable shooting in Uvalde, Texas today. And while we can add our prayers for the dead,”
news-yahoo Thursday, May 26, 2022 12:07:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Prayers won’t end this, voting might,”
news-yahoo Thursday, May 26, 2022 12:07:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"But while we’re at it, let's pray this time our leaders show a modicum of courage in trying to prevent this from ever happening again,"
foxnews Wednesday, May 25, 2022 8:56:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert added
:
"When you vote ask yourself this question: who running for office has publicly stated that they are willing to do anything and everything in their power to protect your children from the criminally insane number of guns in America,"
foxnews Wednesday, May 25, 2022 8:56:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert responded
:
"OK, I’ll take that deal,"
foxnews Wednesday, May 25, 2022 8:56:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Shortly before I came out here tonight, we learned of the unspeakable shooting in Uvalde, Texas today. And while we can add our prayers for the dead,”
news-yahoo Wednesday, May 25, 2022 1:52:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Prayers won’t end this, voting might,”
news-yahoo Wednesday, May 25, 2022 1:52:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“It’s hip to be a nerd now,”
beaumontenterprise Sunday, May 22, 2022 7:12:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
(
about Scott Morrison
)
:
"Ever since Morrison was elected, the Australian PM has been dogged by scandal, everything from allegations of racism to his friendship with a prominent QAnon conspiracy theorist,"
nzherald Sunday, May 22, 2022 3:55:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
(
about Scott Morrison
)
:
"Morrison's press got so bad that last year the Prime Minister went on the radio to deny he'd ever pooped his pants at McDonald's,"
nzherald Sunday, May 22, 2022 3:55:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“It’s hip to be a nerd now,”
nytimes Saturday, May 21, 2022 8:00:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert noted
(
about Dr Oz
)
:
“but one Dr Oz supporter sees a way around that”
guardian Thursday, May 19, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“OK, that’s an obvious lie,” “If members of Congress were on cocaine, they would get a lot more done”
guardian Thursday, May 19, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“We wish him a speedy recovery,” “But I do wanna point out, getting COVID twice is kinda my thing”
huffingtonpost-us-en Thursday, May 19, 2022 2:21:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“While Cawthorn had the ex-president’s support, Edwards was endorsed by the ex-president’s top adviser,”
huffingtonpost-us-en Thursday, May 19, 2022 12:12:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert noted
:
“Ok 10 years, but keep in mind: Kathy Barnette is a 50-year-old woman,” “That’s like saying ‘look, we all say and do stupid things when we turn 40! It’s that carefree 22nd summer after high school”
guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 7:41:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert noted
:
“Obviously that is racist and hateful and crazy,”
guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 4:26:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
(
about Tucker Carlson
)
:
“That doesn’t mean Tucker’s responsible for what happened,” “But I would hope it would give anyone pause to find out that their browser history matches that of a mass murderer”
guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 4:26:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert noted
:
“Obviously that is racist and hateful and crazy,” “Also, if you think white people are being replaced, then who’s shopping at Vineyard Vines”
guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022 6:53:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
(
about Tucker Carlson
)
:
“That doesn’t mean Tucker’s responsible for what happened,” “But I would hope it would give anyone pause to find out that their browser history matches that of a mass murderer”
guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022 6:53:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert added
:
“We want to share our experience of this tradition which helped form who we are as comedians and artists and help encourage a new generation to make that tradition their own,”
thegrio Tuesday, May 10, 2022 11:09:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert responded
:
“He thinks we don’t call him stupid? What a moron,” “He’s been bragging about this for years as some sort of remarkable achievement on what he thinks is an IQ test, which it’s not,”
guardian Friday, May 6, 2022 7:09:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
(
about Mitch McConnell
)
:
“Mitch, is everything ok in the old squirrel cage? You been snacking on paint chips? Because you’re ignoring the important part,”
guardian Thursday, May 5, 2022 6:37:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Of course, after years of packing the supreme court with the expressed intention of overturning Roe v Wade, Republicans in Congress took a victory lap,”
guardian Thursday, May 5, 2022 6:37:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert declared
:
“They knew, that if they were honest, they wouldn’t get the job. So they lied, which I think is perjury. But what do I know? I’m no Supreme Court justice, I’m not a good enough liar”
zerohedge Thursday, May 5, 2022 12:40:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“That’s a lot of messages,”
guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“That is a shocking level of toadyism, even for a guy who looks like a bullfrog,” “But he’s just living up to the Fox News slogan: ‘We report. You decide what we should say, and by the way, your boot tastes delicious today, Mr President”
guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert noted
(
about Sean Hannity
)
:
“Yes, Sean Hannity is just like a newspaper – out of date, bad for the planet, only relevant to people over 70, and I’d love to see a puppy poop on him,”
guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"I'm a simple man with a simple mind," "I hold a simple set of beliefs that I live by"
gazette Saturday, April 30, 2022 1:45:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert wrote
:
"12:30 won’t be the same without you,"
usaToday Friday, April 29, 2022 7:55:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I know now that what I was really saying to you was the best job on television was working for you,” “I meant that when I said it in 2000. And 22 years later, I no longer mean that,”
rappler Monday, April 25, 2022 11:08:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I know now that what I was really saying to you was the best job on television was working for you,” “I meant that when I said it in 2000. And 22 years later, I no longer mean that,”
wsau Monday, April 25, 2022 8:49:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"I know now that what I was really saying to you was the best job on television was working for you," "I meant that when I said it in 2000. And 22 years later, I no longer mean that,"
JakartaPost Monday, April 25, 2022 8:13:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert says
:
“We were these hacking pirates launching ourselves into legitimate news circles and making fun of everything around us,”
WashingtonPost Friday, April 22, 2022 5:05:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"Uh, counsel will approach the bench and explain to me what this tiny wooden hammer is for. Am I supposed to tenderize the jury,"
foxnews Wednesday, April 20, 2022 7:44:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I’ve always hoped to live to see the end of the Covid safety precautions,”
guardian Wednesday, April 20, 2022 7:38:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“You can’t let Florida make health decisions for the entire country!” “That’s not smart! The Florida food pyramid is just gator jerky and meth”
guardian Wednesday, April 20, 2022 7:38:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert noted
:
“Look, people can take this news however they want, but it’s unfair for people who might be immunocompromised or traveling with unvaccinated children to change the rules mid-flight,” “That’s like being told halfway through a dinner party that it’s an orgy”
guardian Wednesday, April 20, 2022 7:38:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“Well, I would like to apologize to my wife for not saying ‘kissing,’”
huffingtonpost-us-en Tuesday, April 19, 2022 10:00:00 AM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
"Hey you dingaling—Twitter is already an international platform for free speech,"
foxnews Monday, April 18, 2022 11:53:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“You hear that MTA, cameras work so much better when they work … at all,”
guardian Friday, April 15, 2022 9:25:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“He could do so much with that money,” “Fix world hunger. Address climate change. Get a decent haircut”
guardian Friday, April 15, 2022 9:25:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“It’s never a good sign when the celibate guy calls you impotent,”
guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“You can tell he didn’t expect to go on stage because he wore his most casual rhinestone bishop’s vestments,”
guardian Tuesday, April 5, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert said
:
“I’m going to save everybody some time and pull the ‘possible’ out of that sentence,” “It’s for sure war crimes. Investigation done. It’s settled”
guardian Tuesday, April 5, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert afirmou
:
"Muita gente acha que ele quis falar o enviado americano para o Clima, John Kerry, mas eu acho que ele quis dizer Jim Carrey"
bonde Thursday, November 4, 2021 3:57:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert declarou
:
"Sei que muitas pessoas gostariam de fazer isso e me sinto honrado de que o presidente tenha convidado a nossa equipe para sua esfera privada"
correiodopovo Friday, July 28, 2017 10:14:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert commenté
:
"Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée"
Europe1 Friday, July 28, 2017 5:11:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert comentó
:
"Sé que mucha gente quería hacerlo y me siento honrado de que el presidente animado haya invitado a nuestro equipo a su esfera privada"
teletica Friday, July 28, 2017 4:35:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert commenté
:
«Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée»
lematin-CH Friday, July 28, 2017 1:43:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert declarou
:
"Sei que muitas pessoas gostariam de fazer isso e me sinto honrado de que o presidente tenha convidado a nossa equipe para sua esfera privada"
correiobraziliense Friday, July 28, 2017 1:22:00 PM EAT
Stephen Colbert commenté
:
«Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée»
24heures Friday, July 28, 2017 11:44:00 AM EAT
Key Titles and Phrases | Count | Lang | Last Seen |
---|---|---|---|
host | 58.57% | EN | 10/26/201726/10/2017 |
comediante | 1.43% | PT | 10/05/201705/10/2017 |
comedian | 21.79% | EN | 10/03/201703/10/2017 |
animateur | 3.32% | FR | 09/30/201730/09/2017 |
acteur | 0.09% | FR | 09/30/201730/09/2017 |
humorista | 1.08% | PT | 09/18/201718/09/2017 |
emmy award host | 0.09% | EN | 09/18/201718/09/2017 |
host of cbs | 0.90% | EN | 09/17/201717/09/2017 |
star | 1.70% | EN | 09/15/201715/09/2017 |
animateur américain | 0.90% | FR | 08/17/201717/08/2017 |
late-night tv host | 0.09% | EN | 08/10/201710/08/2017 |
colleague | 2.42% | EN | 07/26/201726/07/2017 |
president | 0.45% | EN | 07/14/201714/07/2017 |
successor | 0.27% | EN | 04/12/201712/04/2017 |
rival | 0.18% | EN | 03/10/201710/03/2017 |
cooper | 0.09% | EN | 03/07/201707/03/2017 |
entertainer | 0.18% | EN | 11/17/201617/11/2016 |
american tv host | 0.09% | EN | 11/10/201610/11/2016 |
président américain | 0.09% | FR | 10/18/201618/10/2016 |
central host | 0.09% | EN | 10/07/201607/10/2016 |
cómico | 0.09% | ES | 09/28/201628/09/2016 |
candidate | 0.09% | EN | 09/27/201627/09/2016 |
presidential candidate | 0.09% | EN | 09/27/201627/09/2016 |
cbs colleague | 0.27% | EN | 09/18/201618/09/2016 |
commentator | 0.27% | EN | 09/10/201610/09/2016 |
former boss | 0.09% | EN | 08/16/201616/08/2016 |
boss | 0.09% | EN | 08/16/201616/08/2016 |
executive producer | 0.36% | EN | 08/12/201612/08/2016 |
producer | 0.18% | EN | 08/12/201612/08/2016 |
waiter | 0.09% | EN | 08/08/201608/08/2016 |
Names | Lang | Count |
---|---|---|
Stephen Colbert | EN | 76.32% |
Stephen Colbert | FR | 7.30% |
Stephen Colbert | PT | 4.94% |
Stephen Colbert | AR | 1.47% |
Stephen Colbert | ES | 1.41% |
Stephen Colbert | NL | 1.31% |
Stephen Colbert | DE | 1.31% |
Stephen Colbert | HU | 1.31% |
Stephen Colbert | EU | 1.31% |
Stephen Colbert | NO | 1.31% |
Stephen Colbert | SV | 1.31% |
STEPHEN COLBERT | EN | 0.59% |
STEPHEN COLBERT | FR | 0.05% |
Stephen Colbert | IS | 0.03% |
Stephen Colbert | CS | 0.03% |
סטיבן קולבר | HE | 0.00% |
স্টিফেন কোলবেয়ার | BN | 0.00% |
史蒂芬·科拜尔 | ZH | 0.00% |
Type | Entity Name | Count |
---|---|---|
![]() | Jon Stewart | 2.69% |
![]() | Joseph Biden | 2.09% |
![]() | Rita Moreno | 1.99% |
![]() | Danny Cowart | 1.89% |
![]() | Donald Trump | 1.79% |
![]() | Daily | 1.79% |
![]() | Manuel Miranda | 1.69% |
![]() | Lin-Manuel Miranda | 1.69% |
![]() | Fox News | 1.60% |
![]() | World Health Organization | 1.50% |
![]() | Ed Sullivan | 1.50% |
![]() | Ed Sullivan Theater | 1.50% |
![]() | Vladimir Putin | 1.30% |
![]() | Etienne Germain-Lavollée | 1.20% |
![]() | In The | 1.20% |
![]() | Jimmy Kimmel | 1.10% |
![]() | Jimmy Fallon | 1.00% |
![]() | Trevor Noah | 0.90% |
![]() | Jon Batiste | 0.90% |
![]() | British | 0.90% |
![]() | Rand Paul | 0.80% |
![]() | Pfizer Inc | 0.80% |
![]() | New York Times | 0.70% |
![]() | Seth Meyers | 0.70% |
![]() | Richard Marx | 0.70% |
![]() | Getty Images | 0.70% |
![]() | Jon M Chu | 0.70% |
![]() | Anthony Ramos | 0.70% |
![]() | Washington Post | 0.70% |
![]() | National Hockey League | 0.60% |
Type | Entity Name | Score |
---|---|---|
![]() | Jon Stewart | 0.0278 |
![]() | Rita Moreno | 0.0195 |
![]() | Manuel Miranda | 0.0177 |
![]() | Lin-Manuel Miranda | 0.0177 |
![]() | Ed Sullivan Theater | 0.0145 |
![]() | Ed Sullivan | 0.0137 |
![]() | Jimmy Kimmel | 0.0101 |
![]() | Jimmy Fallon | 0.0098 |
![]() | Trevor Noah | 0.0086 |
![]() | Jon Batiste | 0.0086 |
![]() | Fox News | 0.008 |
![]() | Rand Paul | 0.0074 |
![]() | Benjamin Maisani | 0.0073 |
![]() | Seth Meyers | 0.007 |
![]() | In The | 0.0069 |
![]() | Jon M Chu | 0.0068 |
![]() | Anthony Ramos | 0.0067 |
![]() | Danny Cowart | 0.0066 |
![]() | Richard Marx | 0.0061 |
![]() | Vladimir Putin | 0.006 |
![]() | Peter Hotez | 0.006 |
![]() | Anderson Cooper | 0.0059 |
![]() | Baylor College | 0.0059 |
![]() | Tampa Bay Lightning | 0.0057 |
![]() | TMZ | 0.0057 |
![]() | New York Islanders | 0.0056 |
![]() | Etienne Germain-Lavollée | 0.0053 |
![]() | Susan Barry | 0.0053 |
![]() | One Direction | 0.0052 |
![]() | James Corden | 0.0049 |


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Tucker Carlson said
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about Stephen Colbert
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“This isn’t comedy, it’s a very sad midlife crisis,” “But even more than that, it’s an information war being waged against television viewers on behalf of the Democratic Party. At least when the White House press secretary does it, she admits what she’s doing. Colbert hides behind his former job as a comedian. It’s all a joke. When people we don’t like break into the Capitol, it’s an insurrection; when we do it, it’s sketch comedy”
dailycaller Wednesday, June 22, 2022 4:39:00 PM EAT
Tucker Carlson said
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about Stephen Colbert
)
:
“And that’s why, in the end, Stephen Colbert has not a single Hispanic viewer. His audience is entirely self-hating white liberals like him,”
dailycaller Wednesday, June 22, 2022 4:39:00 PM EAT
Tucker Carlson said
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about Stephen Colbert
)
:
“It is likely that some members of Stephen Colbert’s team will be held in solitary confinement for a year and half without being charged, and why? Because this is an insurrection,”
washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT
Tucker Carlson asked
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about Stephen Colbert
)
:
"It is likely that some members of Stephen Colbert's team will be held in solitary confinement for a year and a half without being charged"
zerohedge Saturday, June 18, 2022 6:05:00 PM EAT
Tucker Carlson said
(
about Stephen Colbert
)
:
“It is likely that some members of Stephen Colbert’s team will be held in solitary confinement for a year and a half without being charged. Why? Because this is an insurrection,”
thedailybeast Saturday, June 18, 2022 8:29:00 AM EAT
Rodney Davis said
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about Stephen Colbert
)
:
"The only people arrested by Capitol police for touring the House office buildings are the people who work for Stephen Colbert,"
nbcnews Saturday, June 18, 2022 7:05:00 AM EAT
Jacinda Ardern said
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about Stephen Colbert
)
:
"does she stand by her statement on Stephen Colbert in relation to dangerous firearms 'so we got rid of them'; if so, is she aware there were about 20 gang shootings... while she was out of the country?"
tvnz Tuesday, June 7, 2022 10:35:00 AM EAT
Jake Shields said
(
about Stephen Colbert
)
:
“Or you’d have to be like Stephen Colbert It’s sad seeing Stephen Colbert because I used to think he was funny. And seeing him now is cringe,” “The vax thing is like, oh my god, this is so hard to watch”
dailycaller Thursday, April 21, 2022 6:39:00 PM EAT
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