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Stephen Colbert responded : “Really? Have you seen their other decisions?” “With these maniacs in charge, our only hope is that the smokestacks put on a condom” External link

guardian Saturday, July 2, 2022 1:59:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded : “Really? Have you seen their other decisions?” “With these maniacs in charge, our only hope is that the smokestacks put on a condom” External link

guardian Friday, July 1, 2022 7:08:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted ( about Sandra Smith ) : “That wasn’t his point at all, Sandra,” External link

guardian Thursday, June 30, 2022 7:03:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert replied : “So it’s possible, so it’s possible,” External link

thehill Wednesday, June 29, 2022 10:49:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “What is your reaction that there is this consciousness of guilt because legally, people may not know, is it’s not just sort of a term of art to get a pardon. It is an admission of guilt,” External link

dailycaller Wednesday, June 29, 2022 8:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I know somebody who is going to turn 35 about a month before the election in 2024, and they represent New York’s 14th,” External link

dailycaller Wednesday, June 29, 2022 8:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert admitted : “I’m just here to get you in trouble,” External link

dailycaller Wednesday, June 29, 2022 8:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert explained : “What the court appears to be doing now is mandating its own moral code,” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 28, 2022 7:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : “What would you say to them?” External link

watoday Saturday, June 25, 2022 2:49:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He's a bipartisan puppy. He's so neutral, he's neutered," "Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building. They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing" External link

bostonglobe Saturday, June 25, 2022 2:17:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago - and for a very good reason," "If you don't know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch" External link

bostonglobe Saturday, June 25, 2022 2:17:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "First of all, what? Second of all, huh? Third of all, they weren't in the Capitol building," "Fourth of all - and I'm shocked I have to explain the difference - but an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders, all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power" External link

bostonglobe Saturday, June 25, 2022 2:17:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : “What would you say to them?” External link

brisbanetimes Friday, June 24, 2022 10:48:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : “What would you say to them?” External link

smh Friday, June 24, 2022 10:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “painted a chilling and criminally insane portrait of an attempt to steal the election by weaponizing the justice department,” External link

guardian Friday, June 24, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “is the heart of the crime,” “The president knows there’s no evidence, and he wants the DOJ to just lie and say that there is evidence of corruption, so that his cronies in Congress can overturn the fair election” External link

guardian Friday, June 24, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Well that’s a very casual way to end democracy,” External link

guardian Friday, June 24, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “What jumped out to me when I saw it this afternoon was that the treasonous text chain started simply with ‘sup?’” External link

guardian Wednesday, June 22, 2022 6:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

kxxv Wednesday, June 22, 2022 4:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, [and were] invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing,” External link

guardian Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:22:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “After they finished their interviews, they were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained,” External link

guardian Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:22:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago, and for a very good reason,” External link

guardian Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:22:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The Capitol Police were just doing their job. My staff was just doing their job. Everyone was very professional. Everyone was very calm. My staffers were detained, processed, and released," External link

gazette Wednesday, June 22, 2022 4:30:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

japantoday Wednesday, June 22, 2022 1:19:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert dijo : “Estoy en shock por tener que explicar la diferencia” “Pero una insurrección implica perturbar las acciones legales del Congreso y aullar por la sangre de los líderes electos para evitar una transición pacífica del poder. Esto fue manejo de marionetas en primer grado. Esto eran payasadas con la intención de hacer boberías” External link

beaumontenterprise Tuesday, June 21, 2022 11:40:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

watoday Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:26:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

theherald-au Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:24:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

smh Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

HonululuAdvertiser Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

suntimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:10:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

theage Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:07:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He’s a bipartisan puppy. He’s so neutral, he’s neutered,” “Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building. They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing” External link

WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:15:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago — and for a very good reason,” “If you don’t know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch” External link

WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:15:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “First of all, what? Second of all, huh? Third of all, they weren’t in the Capitol building,” “Fourth of all — and I’m shocked I have to explain the difference — but an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders, all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power” External link

WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:15:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

clickondetroit Tuesday, June 21, 2022 8:35:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Which actually isn't that surprising. The Capitol police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago, and for a very good reason," "If you don't know what that reason is, I know which news network you watch" External link

ctvnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 8:33:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "It's predictable why these TV talkers are talking like this on the TV. They want to talk about something other than the January 6th hearings on the actual seditious insurrection that led to the deaths of multiple people," "But drawing any equivalence between rioters storming our Capitol to prevent the counting of electoral ballots and a cigar-chomping toy dog is a shameful and grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died" External link

ctvnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 8:33:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

actionnewsjax Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:54:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing," External link

npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The Capitol police are much more cautious than they were, say,18 months ago, and for a very good reason," External link

npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "They weren't in the Capitol building," External link

npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "They want to talk about something other than the Jan. 6th hearings on the actual seditionist insurrection that led to the deaths of multiple people, and the injury of over 140 police officers," "But drawing any equivalence between rioters storming our Capitol to prevent the counting of electoral ballots and a cigar-chomping toy dog, is a shameful and grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died. And it obscenely trivializes the service and the courage the Capitol Police showed on that terrible day" External link

npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "But, in this case, our puppet was just a puppet doing puppet stuff," "And sad to say, so much has changed in Washington that the Capitol Police do have to stay at high alert at all times because of the attack on Jan. 6th. And as the hearings prove more clearly every day, the blame for that actual insurrection all lies with Putin's puppet" External link

npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

beaumontenterprise Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:40:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Quick question: How was your weekend? I certainly had an interesting one because some of my staff had a memorable one,” External link

washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I said, ‘Sure, if you can get anyone to agree to talk to you. Because — and please don’t take this as an insult — you’re a puppet,’” “Well, he did. Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He’s a bipartisan puppy. He’s so neutral, he’s neutered” External link

washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “In this case, our puppet was just a puppet doing puppet stuff. And sad to say, so much has changed in Washington that the Capitol police do have to stay on high alert at all times because of the attack on Jan. 6,” “And as the hearings prove more clearly every day, the blame for that actual insurrection all lies with Putin’s puppet” External link

washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol Police were just doing their job, my staff was just doing their job, everyone was very professional, everyone was very calm,” “My staffers were detained, processed and released. A very unpleasant experience for my staff” External link

washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert told : “Thursday evening, after they’d finished their interviews, [my staff] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police, which actually is not surprising,” External link

benzinga Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:19:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago, and for a very good reason," "If you don't know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch" External link

CBSnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "A very unpleasant experience for my staff, a lot of paperwork for the Capitol Police. But a fairly simple story," External link

CBSnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : "Drawing any equivalency between a rioter storming the Capitol to prevent the counting of electoral ballots and a cigar-chomping toy dog is a shameful and grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died and obscenely trivializes the service and the courage the Capitol Police showed on that terrible day" External link

usaToday Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:05:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “My staffers were detained, processed and released,” “A very unpleasant experience for my staff, a lot of paperwork for the Capitol Police, but a fairly simple story” External link

al Tuesday, June 21, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Conan O Brien ) : “An insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power,” “This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof. Misappropriation of an old Conan bit...It’s really Conan’s fault” External link

al Tuesday, June 21, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “After they’d finished their interviews, [my staffers] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-’em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police,” External link

nypost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 6:46:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Sad to say, so much has changed in Washington that the Capitol police do have to stay at high alert at all times because of the attack on January 6,” “And as the hearings prove more clearly every day, the blame for that actual insurrection all lies with Putin’s puppet” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 21, 2022 6:40:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “After they’d finished their interviews, [my staff] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police, which actually is not surprising,” “The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were 18 months ago, and for a very good reason. If you don’t know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch” External link

southernminn Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:33:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, [and were] invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing,” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “After they finished their interviews, they were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained,” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago, and for a very good reason,” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He’s a bipartisan puppet,” External link

theepochtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Now end of day two, Thursday evening, after they finished their interviews, they were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-’em-ups in a hallway when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by the Capitol Police, which actually isn’t that surprising,” “The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say 18 months ago. And for a very good reason” External link

theepochtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He’s a bipartisan puppy. He’s so neutral, he’s neutered,” “Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building. They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing” External link

boston Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago – and for a very good reason,” “If you don’t know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch” External link

boston Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “First of all, what? Second of all, huh? Third of all, they weren’t in the Capitol building,” “Fourth of all – and I’m shocked I have to explain the difference – but an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders, all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power” External link

boston Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Triumph offered to go down to D.C. to interview some congresspeople to highlight the Jan. 6 hearings. I said ‘Sure, if you can get anyone to agree to talk to you, because — and please don’t take this as an insult — you’re a puppet,” External link

kxxv Tuesday, June 21, 2022 4:04:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Last week I heard from my old colleague Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,” External link

wwlp Tuesday, June 21, 2022 3:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building,” “They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congress people they were interviewing, and that’s very important” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, June 21, 2022 2:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, June 21, 2022 2:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “They want to talk about something other than the January 6th hearings on the actual seditionist insurrection that led to the deaths of multiple people, and the injury of over 140 police officers,” “But drawing any equivalence between rioters storming our Capitol to prevent the counting of electoral ballots and a cigar-chomping toy dog is a shameful and grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died, and it obscenely trivializes the service and the courage the Capitol police showed on that terrible day” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, June 21, 2022 2:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Last week I heard from my old colleague Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,” External link

wivb Tuesday, June 21, 2022 2:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "After they’d finished their interviews, [my staffers] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police," External link

foxnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 12:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “After they’d finished their interviews, [my staffers] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police,” External link

nypost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:37:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol police were just doing their job, my staff was just doing their job, everyone was very professional, everyone was very calm,” “My staffers were detained, processed and released. A very unpleasant experience for my staff” External link

nypost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:37:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He's a bipartisan puppy. He's so neutral, he's neutered,” “Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building. They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing” External link

WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:12:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago — and for a very good reason,” “If you don’t know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch” External link

WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:12:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “First of all, what? Second of all, huh? Third of all, they weren’t in the Capitol building,” “Fourth of all — and I’m shocked I have to explain the difference — but an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders, all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power” External link

WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:12:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Last week I heard from my old colleague Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, June 21, 2022 8:20:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Quick question, how was your weekend?” External link

thedailybeast Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:30:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert confirmed : “Last week, I heard from my old colleague Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Triumph offered to go to D.C. and interview some Congress people to highlight the January 6th hearings. I said, ‘Sure, if you can get an to agree to talk to you, because—and please don’t take this as an insult—you’re a puppet.’” External link

thedailybeast Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:30:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “this is what we learned: all of the lawyers knew that overturning the election was a crime,” External link

guardian Friday, June 17, 2022 8:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I do a lot of jokes about these violent fascists, but to hear that even one of them noticed — I feel so seen,” External link

wkbn Friday, June 17, 2022 2:17:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I want everyone in the potential jury pool to hear me when I say, you are going to jail you neo num-nut,” External link

wkbn Friday, June 17, 2022 2:17:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I do a lot of jokes about these violent fascists, but to hear that even one of them noticed — I feel so seen,” External link

wivb Friday, June 17, 2022 1:42:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I want everyone in the potential jury pool to hear me when I say, you are going to jail you neo num-nut,” External link

wivb Friday, June 17, 2022 1:42:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "By the time he gets out, this proud member is going to be a member of the AARP," External link

usaToday Thursday, June 16, 2022 10:32:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I do a lot of jokes about these violent fascists, but to hear that even one of them noticed — I feel so seen,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, June 16, 2022 9:41:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I want everyone in the potential jury pool to hear me when I say, you are going to jail you neo num-nut,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, June 16, 2022 9:41:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “You know, ladies and gentlemen, I do a lot of jokes about these violent fascists, but to hear that even one of them noticed?” External link

guardian Thursday, June 16, 2022 6:44:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert explained : “Until they face consequences, the ex-president’s family is still out there peddling their wares,” External link

thedailybeast Wednesday, June 15, 2022 8:50:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “He told everyone he was going to commit a crime, and then he went out and he crimed it,” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 14, 2022 6:33:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert told : “You understand the landmine you just set off,” External link

al Monday, June 13, 2022 7:18:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Republicans tried to claim that tonight was going to be a nothing burger,” “They were wrong. It was a juicy double cheeseburger, stuffed with a burger, between two buns made of burger, smothered in a zesty burger sauce” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, June 12, 2022 4:52:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That must have been a bittersweet moment for the former president,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, June 12, 2022 4:52:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Republicans tried to claim that tonight was going to be a nothing burger,” “They were wrong. It was a juicy double cheeseburger, stuffed with a burger, between two buns made of burger, smothered in a zesty burger sauce” External link

news-yahoo Friday, June 10, 2022 7:32:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That must have been a bittersweet moment for the former president,” External link

news-yahoo Friday, June 10, 2022 7:32:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Do you understand what that means? Fox News is willing to lose money to keep their viewers from flipping over and accidentally learning information,” “But I am really not surprised. That’s the first rule of any cult: never leave the compound” External link

guardian Friday, June 10, 2022 7:24:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “it made my heart well with gratitude to see the committee weave [details] together in a compelling case that January 6th was not a spontaneous gathering of vape-fueled neo-knuckleheads that got out of control,” “It was, in fact, an attack premeditated by the president of the United States to prevent the peaceful transfer of power for the first time in our nation’s history” External link

guardian Friday, June 10, 2022 7:24:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That must have been a bittersweet moment for the president, she finally screwed him,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, June 10, 2022 12:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert reminded : “Remember, the president’s cronies have claimed over and over again for the past 17 months that they could never have predicted what was going to happen, that the crowd marching on the Capitol was just a spontaneous outburst of patriotic zip ties and body armor,” External link

guardian Friday, June 10, 2022 4:47:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That’s going to make those 20 years in prison seem pretty long. But I do understand why they’re so angry” External link

guardian Wednesday, June 8, 2022 7:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Well that’s actually good. We’ll hear directly from the people who planned the coup,” External link

guardian Wednesday, June 8, 2022 7:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That is a refreshingly lighthearted confession to war crimes,” External link

nytimes Wednesday, June 8, 2022 1:01:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted ( about Danny Cowart ) : “And with CNN out of the game they’ll leave plenty of alarming for the folks over at Fox News,” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 7, 2022 6:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "A teacher’s job is not to use a gun. A teacher’s job is to teach and to rap about Shakespeare," External link

foxnews Thursday, May 26, 2022 11:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Americans have witnessed gun tragedy after gun tragedy. And while it can be argued that there are many reasons, we all know the biggest reason for the tragedy is the gun,” External link

WashingtonPost Thursday, May 26, 2022 3:18:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Shortly before I came out here tonight, we learned of the unspeakable shooting in Uvalde, Texas today. And while we can add our prayers for the dead,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, May 26, 2022 1:33:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Prayers won’t end this, voting might,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, May 26, 2022 1:33:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Shortly before I came out here tonight, we learned of the unspeakable shooting in Uvalde, Texas today. And while we can add our prayers for the dead,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, May 26, 2022 12:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Prayers won’t end this, voting might,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, May 26, 2022 12:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "But while we’re at it, let's pray this time our leaders show a modicum of courage in trying to prevent this from ever happening again," External link

foxnews Wednesday, May 25, 2022 8:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : "When you vote ask yourself this question: who running for office has publicly stated that they are willing to do anything and everything in their power to protect your children from the criminally insane number of guns in America," External link

foxnews Wednesday, May 25, 2022 8:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded : "OK, I’ll take that deal," External link

foxnews Wednesday, May 25, 2022 8:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Shortly before I came out here tonight, we learned of the unspeakable shooting in Uvalde, Texas today. And while we can add our prayers for the dead,” External link

news-yahoo Wednesday, May 25, 2022 1:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Prayers won’t end this, voting might,” External link

news-yahoo Wednesday, May 25, 2022 1:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “It’s hip to be a nerd now,” External link

beaumontenterprise Sunday, May 22, 2022 7:12:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Scott Morrison ) : "Ever since Morrison was elected, the Australian PM has been dogged by scandal, everything from allegations of racism to his friendship with a prominent QAnon conspiracy theorist," External link

nzherald Sunday, May 22, 2022 3:55:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Scott Morrison ) : "Morrison's press got so bad that last year the Prime Minister went on the radio to deny he'd ever pooped his pants at McDonald's," External link

nzherald Sunday, May 22, 2022 3:55:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “It’s hip to be a nerd now,” External link

nytimes Saturday, May 21, 2022 8:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted ( about Dr Oz ) : “but one Dr Oz supporter sees a way around that” External link

guardian Thursday, May 19, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “OK, that’s an obvious lie,” “If members of Congress were on cocaine, they would get a lot more done” External link

guardian Thursday, May 19, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “We wish him a speedy recovery,” “But I do wanna point out, getting COVID twice is kinda my thing” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Thursday, May 19, 2022 2:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “While Cawthorn had the ex-president’s support, Edwards was endorsed by the ex-president’s top adviser,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Thursday, May 19, 2022 12:12:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted : “Ok 10 years, but keep in mind: Kathy Barnette is a 50-year-old woman,” “That’s like saying ‘look, we all say and do stupid things when we turn 40! It’s that carefree 22nd summer after high school” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 7:41:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted : “Obviously that is racist and hateful and crazy,” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 4:26:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Tucker Carlson ) : “That doesn’t mean Tucker’s responsible for what happened,” “But I would hope it would give anyone pause to find out that their browser history matches that of a mass murderer” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 4:26:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted : “Obviously that is racist and hateful and crazy,” “Also, if you think white people are being replaced, then who’s shopping at Vineyard Vines” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022 6:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Tucker Carlson ) : “That doesn’t mean Tucker’s responsible for what happened,” “But I would hope it would give anyone pause to find out that their browser history matches that of a mass murderer” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022 6:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : “We want to share our experience of this tradition which helped form who we are as comedians and artists and help encourage a new generation to make that tradition their own,” External link

thegrio Tuesday, May 10, 2022 11:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded : “He thinks we don’t call him stupid? What a moron,” “He’s been bragging about this for years as some sort of remarkable achievement on what he thinks is an IQ test, which it’s not,” External link

guardian Friday, May 6, 2022 7:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Mitch McConnell ) : “Mitch, is everything ok in the old squirrel cage? You been snacking on paint chips? Because you’re ignoring the important part,” External link

guardian Thursday, May 5, 2022 6:37:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Of course, after years of packing the supreme court with the expressed intention of overturning Roe v Wade, Republicans in Congress took a victory lap,” External link

guardian Thursday, May 5, 2022 6:37:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert declared : “They knew, that if they were honest, they wouldn’t get the job. So they lied, which I think is perjury. But what do I know? I’m no Supreme Court justice, I’m not a good enough liar” External link

zerohedge Thursday, May 5, 2022 12:40:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That’s a lot of messages,” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That is a shocking level of toadyism, even for a guy who looks like a bullfrog,” “But he’s just living up to the Fox News slogan: ‘We report. You decide what we should say, and by the way, your boot tastes delicious today, Mr President” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted ( about Sean Hannity ) : “Yes, Sean Hannity is just like a newspaper – out of date, bad for the planet, only relevant to people over 70, and I’d love to see a puppy poop on him,” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "I'm a simple man with a simple mind," "I hold a simple set of beliefs that I live by" External link

gazette Saturday, April 30, 2022 1:45:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert wrote : "12:30 won’t be the same without you," External link

usaToday Friday, April 29, 2022 7:55:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I know now that what I was really saying to you was the best job on television was working for you,” “I meant that when I said it in 2000. And 22 years later, I no longer mean that,” External link

rappler Monday, April 25, 2022 11:08:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I know now that what I was really saying to you was the best job on television was working for you,” “I meant that when I said it in 2000. And 22 years later, I no longer mean that,” External link

wsau Monday, April 25, 2022 8:49:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "I know now that what I was really saying to you was the best job on television was working for you," "I meant that when I said it in 2000. And 22 years later, I no longer mean that," External link

JakartaPost Monday, April 25, 2022 8:13:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert says : “We were these hacking pirates launching ourselves into legitimate news circles and making fun of everything around us,” External link

WashingtonPost Friday, April 22, 2022 5:05:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Uh, counsel will approach the bench and explain to me what this tiny wooden hammer is for. Am I supposed to tenderize the jury," External link

foxnews Wednesday, April 20, 2022 7:44:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I’ve always hoped to live to see the end of the Covid safety precautions,” External link

guardian Wednesday, April 20, 2022 7:38:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “You can’t let Florida make health decisions for the entire country!” “That’s not smart! The Florida food pyramid is just gator jerky and meth” External link

guardian Wednesday, April 20, 2022 7:38:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted : “Look, people can take this news however they want, but it’s unfair for people who might be immunocompromised or traveling with unvaccinated children to change the rules mid-flight,” “That’s like being told halfway through a dinner party that it’s an orgy” External link

guardian Wednesday, April 20, 2022 7:38:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Well, I would like to apologize to my wife for not saying ‘kissing,’” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Tuesday, April 19, 2022 10:00:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Hey you dingaling—Twitter is already an international platform for free speech," External link

foxnews Monday, April 18, 2022 11:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “You hear that MTA, cameras work so much better when they work … at all,” External link

guardian Friday, April 15, 2022 9:25:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “He could do so much with that money,” “Fix world hunger. Address climate change. Get a decent haircut” External link

guardian Friday, April 15, 2022 9:25:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “It’s never a good sign when the celibate guy calls you impotent,” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “You can tell he didn’t expect to go on stage because he wore his most casual rhinestone bishop’s vestments,” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 5, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I’m going to save everybody some time and pull the ‘possible’ out of that sentence,” “It’s for sure war crimes. Investigation done. It’s settled” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 5, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert afirmou : "Muita gente acha que ele quis falar o enviado americano para o Clima, John Kerry, mas eu acho que ele quis dizer Jim Carrey" External link

bonde Thursday, November 4, 2021 3:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert declarou : "Sei que muitas pessoas gostariam de fazer isso e me sinto honrado de que o presidente tenha convidado a nossa equipe para sua esfera privada" External link

correiodopovo Friday, July 28, 2017 10:14:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert commenté : "Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée" External link

Europe1 Friday, July 28, 2017 5:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert comentó : "Sé que mucha gente quería hacerlo y me siento honrado de que el presidente animado haya invitado a nuestro equipo a su esfera privada" External link

teletica Friday, July 28, 2017 4:35:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert commenté : «Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée» External link

lematin-CH Friday, July 28, 2017 1:43:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert declarou : "Sei que muitas pessoas gostariam de fazer isso e me sinto honrado de que o presidente tenha convidado a nossa equipe para sua esfera privada" External link

correiobraziliense Friday, July 28, 2017 1:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert commenté : «Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée» External link

24heures Friday, July 28, 2017 11:44:00 AM EAT



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Tucker Carlson said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : “This isn’t comedy, it’s a very sad midlife crisis,” “But even more than that, it’s an information war being waged against television viewers on behalf of the Democratic Party. At least when the White House press secretary does it, she admits what she’s doing. Colbert hides behind his former job as a comedian. It’s all a joke. When people we don’t like break into the Capitol, it’s an insurrection; when we do it, it’s sketch comedy” External link

dailycaller Wednesday, June 22, 2022 4:39:00 PM EAT

Tucker Carlson said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : “And that’s why, in the end, Stephen Colbert has not a single Hispanic viewer. His audience is entirely self-hating white liberals like him,” External link

dailycaller Wednesday, June 22, 2022 4:39:00 PM EAT

Tucker Carlson said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : “It is likely that some members of Stephen Colbert’s team will be held in solitary confinement for a year and half without being charged, and why? Because this is an insurrection,” External link

washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Tucker Carlson asked ( about Stephen Colbert ) : "It is likely that some members of Stephen Colbert's team will be held in solitary confinement for a year and a half without being charged" External link

zerohedge Saturday, June 18, 2022 6:05:00 PM EAT

Tucker Carlson said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : “It is likely that some members of Stephen Colbert’s team will be held in solitary confinement for a year and a half without being charged. Why? Because this is an insurrection,” External link

thedailybeast Saturday, June 18, 2022 8:29:00 AM EAT

Rodney Davis said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : "The only people arrested by Capitol police for touring the House office buildings are the people who work for Stephen Colbert," External link

nbcnews Saturday, June 18, 2022 7:05:00 AM EAT

Jacinda Ardern said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : "does she stand by her statement on Stephen Colbert in relation to dangerous firearms 'so we got rid of them'; if so, is she aware there were about 20 gang shootings... while she was out of the country?" External link

tvnz Tuesday, June 7, 2022 10:35:00 AM EAT

Jake Shields said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : “Or you’d have to be like Stephen Colbert It’s sad seeing Stephen Colbert because I used to think he was funny. And seeing him now is cringe,” “The vax thing is like, oh my god, this is so hard to watch” External link

dailycaller Thursday, April 21, 2022 6:39:00 PM EAT

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Stephen Colbert responded : “Really? Have you seen their other decisions?” “With these maniacs in charge, our only hope is that the smokestacks put on a condom” External link

guardian Saturday, July 2, 2022 1:59:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded : “Really? Have you seen their other decisions?” “With these maniacs in charge, our only hope is that the smokestacks put on a condom” External link

guardian Friday, July 1, 2022 7:08:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted ( about Sandra Smith ) : “That wasn’t his point at all, Sandra,” External link

guardian Thursday, June 30, 2022 7:03:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert replied : “So it’s possible, so it’s possible,” External link

thehill Wednesday, June 29, 2022 10:49:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “What is your reaction that there is this consciousness of guilt because legally, people may not know, is it’s not just sort of a term of art to get a pardon. It is an admission of guilt,” External link

dailycaller Wednesday, June 29, 2022 8:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I know somebody who is going to turn 35 about a month before the election in 2024, and they represent New York’s 14th,” External link

dailycaller Wednesday, June 29, 2022 8:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert admitted : “I’m just here to get you in trouble,” External link

dailycaller Wednesday, June 29, 2022 8:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert explained : “What the court appears to be doing now is mandating its own moral code,” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 28, 2022 7:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : “What would you say to them?” External link

watoday Saturday, June 25, 2022 2:49:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He's a bipartisan puppy. He's so neutral, he's neutered," "Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building. They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing" External link

bostonglobe Saturday, June 25, 2022 2:17:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago - and for a very good reason," "If you don't know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch" External link

bostonglobe Saturday, June 25, 2022 2:17:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "First of all, what? Second of all, huh? Third of all, they weren't in the Capitol building," "Fourth of all - and I'm shocked I have to explain the difference - but an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders, all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power" External link

bostonglobe Saturday, June 25, 2022 2:17:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : “What would you say to them?” External link

brisbanetimes Friday, June 24, 2022 10:48:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : “What would you say to them?” External link

smh Friday, June 24, 2022 10:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “painted a chilling and criminally insane portrait of an attempt to steal the election by weaponizing the justice department,” External link

guardian Friday, June 24, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “is the heart of the crime,” “The president knows there’s no evidence, and he wants the DOJ to just lie and say that there is evidence of corruption, so that his cronies in Congress can overturn the fair election” External link

guardian Friday, June 24, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Well that’s a very casual way to end democracy,” External link

guardian Friday, June 24, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “What jumped out to me when I saw it this afternoon was that the treasonous text chain started simply with ‘sup?’” External link

guardian Wednesday, June 22, 2022 6:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

kxxv Wednesday, June 22, 2022 4:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, [and were] invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing,” External link

guardian Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:22:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “After they finished their interviews, they were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained,” External link

guardian Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:22:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago, and for a very good reason,” External link

guardian Wednesday, June 22, 2022 8:22:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The Capitol Police were just doing their job. My staff was just doing their job. Everyone was very professional. Everyone was very calm. My staffers were detained, processed, and released," External link

gazette Wednesday, June 22, 2022 4:30:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

japantoday Wednesday, June 22, 2022 1:19:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert dijo : “Estoy en shock por tener que explicar la diferencia” “Pero una insurrección implica perturbar las acciones legales del Congreso y aullar por la sangre de los líderes electos para evitar una transición pacífica del poder. Esto fue manejo de marionetas en primer grado. Esto eran payasadas con la intención de hacer boberías” External link

beaumontenterprise Tuesday, June 21, 2022 11:40:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

watoday Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:26:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

theherald-au Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:24:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

smh Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

HonululuAdvertiser Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

suntimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:10:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

theage Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:07:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He’s a bipartisan puppy. He’s so neutral, he’s neutered,” “Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building. They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing” External link

WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:15:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago — and for a very good reason,” “If you don’t know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch” External link

WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:15:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “First of all, what? Second of all, huh? Third of all, they weren’t in the Capitol building,” “Fourth of all — and I’m shocked I have to explain the difference — but an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders, all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power” External link

WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:15:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

clickondetroit Tuesday, June 21, 2022 8:35:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Which actually isn't that surprising. The Capitol police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago, and for a very good reason," "If you don't know what that reason is, I know which news network you watch" External link

ctvnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 8:33:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "It's predictable why these TV talkers are talking like this on the TV. They want to talk about something other than the January 6th hearings on the actual seditious insurrection that led to the deaths of multiple people," "But drawing any equivalence between rioters storming our Capitol to prevent the counting of electoral ballots and a cigar-chomping toy dog is a shameful and grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died" External link

ctvnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 8:33:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

actionnewsjax Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:54:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing," External link

npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The Capitol police are much more cautious than they were, say,18 months ago, and for a very good reason," External link

npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "They weren't in the Capitol building," External link

npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "They want to talk about something other than the Jan. 6th hearings on the actual seditionist insurrection that led to the deaths of multiple people, and the injury of over 140 police officers," "But drawing any equivalence between rioters storming our Capitol to prevent the counting of electoral ballots and a cigar-chomping toy dog, is a shameful and grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died. And it obscenely trivializes the service and the courage the Capitol Police showed on that terrible day" External link

npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "But, in this case, our puppet was just a puppet doing puppet stuff," "And sad to say, so much has changed in Washington that the Capitol Police do have to stay at high alert at all times because of the attack on Jan. 6th. And as the hearings prove more clearly every day, the blame for that actual insurrection all lies with Putin's puppet" External link

npr Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” “But an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congressing and howling for the blood of elected leaders to prevent the peaceful transfer or power. This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof” External link

beaumontenterprise Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:40:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Quick question: How was your weekend? I certainly had an interesting one because some of my staff had a memorable one,” External link

washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I said, ‘Sure, if you can get anyone to agree to talk to you. Because — and please don’t take this as an insult — you’re a puppet,’” “Well, he did. Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He’s a bipartisan puppy. He’s so neutral, he’s neutered” External link

washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “In this case, our puppet was just a puppet doing puppet stuff. And sad to say, so much has changed in Washington that the Capitol police do have to stay on high alert at all times because of the attack on Jan. 6,” “And as the hearings prove more clearly every day, the blame for that actual insurrection all lies with Putin’s puppet” External link

washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol Police were just doing their job, my staff was just doing their job, everyone was very professional, everyone was very calm,” “My staffers were detained, processed and released. A very unpleasant experience for my staff” External link

washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert told : “Thursday evening, after they’d finished their interviews, [my staff] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police, which actually is not surprising,” External link

benzinga Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:19:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago, and for a very good reason," "If you don't know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch" External link

CBSnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "A very unpleasant experience for my staff, a lot of paperwork for the Capitol Police. But a fairly simple story," External link

CBSnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : "Drawing any equivalency between a rioter storming the Capitol to prevent the counting of electoral ballots and a cigar-chomping toy dog is a shameful and grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died and obscenely trivializes the service and the courage the Capitol Police showed on that terrible day" External link

usaToday Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:05:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “My staffers were detained, processed and released,” “A very unpleasant experience for my staff, a lot of paperwork for the Capitol Police, but a fairly simple story” External link

al Tuesday, June 21, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Conan O Brien ) : “An insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power,” “This was first-degree puppetry. This was hijinks with intent to goof. Misappropriation of an old Conan bit...It’s really Conan’s fault” External link

al Tuesday, June 21, 2022 6:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “After they’d finished their interviews, [my staffers] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-’em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police,” External link

nypost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 6:46:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Sad to say, so much has changed in Washington that the Capitol police do have to stay at high alert at all times because of the attack on January 6,” “And as the hearings prove more clearly every day, the blame for that actual insurrection all lies with Putin’s puppet” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 21, 2022 6:40:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “After they’d finished their interviews, [my staff] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police, which actually is not surprising,” “The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were 18 months ago, and for a very good reason. If you don’t know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch” External link

southernminn Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:33:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, [and were] invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing,” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “After they finished their interviews, they were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained,” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago, and for a very good reason,” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He’s a bipartisan puppet,” External link

theepochtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Now end of day two, Thursday evening, after they finished their interviews, they were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-’em-ups in a hallway when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by the Capitol Police, which actually isn’t that surprising,” “The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say 18 months ago. And for a very good reason” External link

theepochtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He’s a bipartisan puppy. He’s so neutral, he’s neutered,” “Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building. They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing” External link

boston Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago – and for a very good reason,” “If you don’t know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch” External link

boston Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “First of all, what? Second of all, huh? Third of all, they weren’t in the Capitol building,” “Fourth of all – and I’m shocked I have to explain the difference – but an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders, all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power” External link

boston Tuesday, June 21, 2022 5:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Triumph offered to go down to D.C. to interview some congresspeople to highlight the Jan. 6 hearings. I said ‘Sure, if you can get anyone to agree to talk to you, because — and please don’t take this as an insult — you’re a puppet,” External link

kxxv Tuesday, June 21, 2022 4:04:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Last week I heard from my old colleague Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,” External link

wwlp Tuesday, June 21, 2022 3:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building,” “They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congress people they were interviewing, and that’s very important” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, June 21, 2022 2:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I am shocked I have to explain the difference,” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, June 21, 2022 2:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “They want to talk about something other than the January 6th hearings on the actual seditionist insurrection that led to the deaths of multiple people, and the injury of over 140 police officers,” “But drawing any equivalence between rioters storming our Capitol to prevent the counting of electoral ballots and a cigar-chomping toy dog is a shameful and grotesque insult to the memory of everyone who died, and it obscenely trivializes the service and the courage the Capitol police showed on that terrible day” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, June 21, 2022 2:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Last week I heard from my old colleague Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,” External link

wivb Tuesday, June 21, 2022 2:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "After they’d finished their interviews, [my staffers] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police," External link

foxnews Tuesday, June 21, 2022 12:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “After they’d finished their interviews, [my staffers] were doing some last-minute puppetry and jokey make-em-ups in a hallway, when Triumph and my folks were approached and detained by Capitol Police,” External link

nypost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:37:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol police were just doing their job, my staff was just doing their job, everyone was very professional, everyone was very calm,” “My staffers were detained, processed and released. A very unpleasant experience for my staff” External link

nypost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 10:37:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Democratic and Republican congresspeople agreed to talk to Triumph. He's a bipartisan puppy. He's so neutral, he's neutered,” “Triumph and my folks shot for two days in congressional offices across the street from the Capitol building. They went through security clearance, shot all day Wednesday, all day Thursday, invited into the offices of the congresspeople they were interviewing” External link

WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:12:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Capitol Police are much more cautious than they were, say, 18 months ago — and for a very good reason,” “If you don’t know what that reason is, I know what news network you watch” External link

WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:12:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “First of all, what? Second of all, huh? Third of all, they weren’t in the Capitol building,” “Fourth of all — and I’m shocked I have to explain the difference — but an insurrection involves disrupting the lawful actions of Congress and howling for the blood of elected leaders, all to prevent the peaceful transfer of power” External link

WashingtonPost Tuesday, June 21, 2022 9:12:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Last week I heard from my old colleague Triumph the Insult Comic Dog,” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, June 21, 2022 8:20:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Quick question, how was your weekend?” External link

thedailybeast Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:30:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert confirmed : “Last week, I heard from my old colleague Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. Triumph offered to go to D.C. and interview some Congress people to highlight the January 6th hearings. I said, ‘Sure, if you can get an to agree to talk to you, because—and please don’t take this as an insult—you’re a puppet.’” External link

thedailybeast Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:30:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “this is what we learned: all of the lawyers knew that overturning the election was a crime,” External link

guardian Friday, June 17, 2022 8:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I do a lot of jokes about these violent fascists, but to hear that even one of them noticed — I feel so seen,” External link

wkbn Friday, June 17, 2022 2:17:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I want everyone in the potential jury pool to hear me when I say, you are going to jail you neo num-nut,” External link

wkbn Friday, June 17, 2022 2:17:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I do a lot of jokes about these violent fascists, but to hear that even one of them noticed — I feel so seen,” External link

wivb Friday, June 17, 2022 1:42:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I want everyone in the potential jury pool to hear me when I say, you are going to jail you neo num-nut,” External link

wivb Friday, June 17, 2022 1:42:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "By the time he gets out, this proud member is going to be a member of the AARP," External link

usaToday Thursday, June 16, 2022 10:32:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I do a lot of jokes about these violent fascists, but to hear that even one of them noticed — I feel so seen,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, June 16, 2022 9:41:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I want everyone in the potential jury pool to hear me when I say, you are going to jail you neo num-nut,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, June 16, 2022 9:41:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “You know, ladies and gentlemen, I do a lot of jokes about these violent fascists, but to hear that even one of them noticed?” External link

guardian Thursday, June 16, 2022 6:44:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert explained : “Until they face consequences, the ex-president’s family is still out there peddling their wares,” External link

thedailybeast Wednesday, June 15, 2022 8:50:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “He told everyone he was going to commit a crime, and then he went out and he crimed it,” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 14, 2022 6:33:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert told : “You understand the landmine you just set off,” External link

al Monday, June 13, 2022 7:18:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Republicans tried to claim that tonight was going to be a nothing burger,” “They were wrong. It was a juicy double cheeseburger, stuffed with a burger, between two buns made of burger, smothered in a zesty burger sauce” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, June 12, 2022 4:52:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That must have been a bittersweet moment for the former president,” External link

news-yahoo Sunday, June 12, 2022 4:52:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Republicans tried to claim that tonight was going to be a nothing burger,” “They were wrong. It was a juicy double cheeseburger, stuffed with a burger, between two buns made of burger, smothered in a zesty burger sauce” External link

news-yahoo Friday, June 10, 2022 7:32:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That must have been a bittersweet moment for the former president,” External link

news-yahoo Friday, June 10, 2022 7:32:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Do you understand what that means? Fox News is willing to lose money to keep their viewers from flipping over and accidentally learning information,” “But I am really not surprised. That’s the first rule of any cult: never leave the compound” External link

guardian Friday, June 10, 2022 7:24:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “it made my heart well with gratitude to see the committee weave [details] together in a compelling case that January 6th was not a spontaneous gathering of vape-fueled neo-knuckleheads that got out of control,” “It was, in fact, an attack premeditated by the president of the United States to prevent the peaceful transfer of power for the first time in our nation’s history” External link

guardian Friday, June 10, 2022 7:24:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That must have been a bittersweet moment for the president, she finally screwed him,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, June 10, 2022 12:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert reminded : “Remember, the president’s cronies have claimed over and over again for the past 17 months that they could never have predicted what was going to happen, that the crowd marching on the Capitol was just a spontaneous outburst of patriotic zip ties and body armor,” External link

guardian Friday, June 10, 2022 4:47:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That’s going to make those 20 years in prison seem pretty long. But I do understand why they’re so angry” External link

guardian Wednesday, June 8, 2022 7:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Well that’s actually good. We’ll hear directly from the people who planned the coup,” External link

guardian Wednesday, June 8, 2022 7:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That is a refreshingly lighthearted confession to war crimes,” External link

nytimes Wednesday, June 8, 2022 1:01:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted ( about Danny Cowart ) : “And with CNN out of the game they’ll leave plenty of alarming for the folks over at Fox News,” External link

guardian Tuesday, June 7, 2022 6:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "A teacher’s job is not to use a gun. A teacher’s job is to teach and to rap about Shakespeare," External link

foxnews Thursday, May 26, 2022 11:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Americans have witnessed gun tragedy after gun tragedy. And while it can be argued that there are many reasons, we all know the biggest reason for the tragedy is the gun,” External link

WashingtonPost Thursday, May 26, 2022 3:18:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Shortly before I came out here tonight, we learned of the unspeakable shooting in Uvalde, Texas today. And while we can add our prayers for the dead,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, May 26, 2022 1:33:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Prayers won’t end this, voting might,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, May 26, 2022 1:33:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Shortly before I came out here tonight, we learned of the unspeakable shooting in Uvalde, Texas today. And while we can add our prayers for the dead,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, May 26, 2022 12:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Prayers won’t end this, voting might,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, May 26, 2022 12:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "But while we’re at it, let's pray this time our leaders show a modicum of courage in trying to prevent this from ever happening again," External link

foxnews Wednesday, May 25, 2022 8:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : "When you vote ask yourself this question: who running for office has publicly stated that they are willing to do anything and everything in their power to protect your children from the criminally insane number of guns in America," External link

foxnews Wednesday, May 25, 2022 8:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded : "OK, I’ll take that deal," External link

foxnews Wednesday, May 25, 2022 8:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Shortly before I came out here tonight, we learned of the unspeakable shooting in Uvalde, Texas today. And while we can add our prayers for the dead,” External link

news-yahoo Wednesday, May 25, 2022 1:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Prayers won’t end this, voting might,” External link

news-yahoo Wednesday, May 25, 2022 1:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “It’s hip to be a nerd now,” External link

beaumontenterprise Sunday, May 22, 2022 7:12:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Scott Morrison ) : "Ever since Morrison was elected, the Australian PM has been dogged by scandal, everything from allegations of racism to his friendship with a prominent QAnon conspiracy theorist," External link

nzherald Sunday, May 22, 2022 3:55:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Scott Morrison ) : "Morrison's press got so bad that last year the Prime Minister went on the radio to deny he'd ever pooped his pants at McDonald's," External link

nzherald Sunday, May 22, 2022 3:55:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “It’s hip to be a nerd now,” External link

nytimes Saturday, May 21, 2022 8:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted ( about Dr Oz ) : “but one Dr Oz supporter sees a way around that” External link

guardian Thursday, May 19, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “OK, that’s an obvious lie,” “If members of Congress were on cocaine, they would get a lot more done” External link

guardian Thursday, May 19, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “We wish him a speedy recovery,” “But I do wanna point out, getting COVID twice is kinda my thing” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Thursday, May 19, 2022 2:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “While Cawthorn had the ex-president’s support, Edwards was endorsed by the ex-president’s top adviser,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Thursday, May 19, 2022 12:12:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted : “Ok 10 years, but keep in mind: Kathy Barnette is a 50-year-old woman,” “That’s like saying ‘look, we all say and do stupid things when we turn 40! It’s that carefree 22nd summer after high school” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 7:41:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted : “Obviously that is racist and hateful and crazy,” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 4:26:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Tucker Carlson ) : “That doesn’t mean Tucker’s responsible for what happened,” “But I would hope it would give anyone pause to find out that their browser history matches that of a mass murderer” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 4:26:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted : “Obviously that is racist and hateful and crazy,” “Also, if you think white people are being replaced, then who’s shopping at Vineyard Vines” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022 6:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Tucker Carlson ) : “That doesn’t mean Tucker’s responsible for what happened,” “But I would hope it would give anyone pause to find out that their browser history matches that of a mass murderer” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022 6:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : “We want to share our experience of this tradition which helped form who we are as comedians and artists and help encourage a new generation to make that tradition their own,” External link

thegrio Tuesday, May 10, 2022 11:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded : “He thinks we don’t call him stupid? What a moron,” “He’s been bragging about this for years as some sort of remarkable achievement on what he thinks is an IQ test, which it’s not,” External link

guardian Friday, May 6, 2022 7:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Mitch McConnell ) : “Mitch, is everything ok in the old squirrel cage? You been snacking on paint chips? Because you’re ignoring the important part,” External link

guardian Thursday, May 5, 2022 6:37:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Of course, after years of packing the supreme court with the expressed intention of overturning Roe v Wade, Republicans in Congress took a victory lap,” External link

guardian Thursday, May 5, 2022 6:37:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert declared : “They knew, that if they were honest, they wouldn’t get the job. So they lied, which I think is perjury. But what do I know? I’m no Supreme Court justice, I’m not a good enough liar” External link

zerohedge Thursday, May 5, 2022 12:40:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That’s a lot of messages,” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That is a shocking level of toadyism, even for a guy who looks like a bullfrog,” “But he’s just living up to the Fox News slogan: ‘We report. You decide what we should say, and by the way, your boot tastes delicious today, Mr President” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted ( about Sean Hannity ) : “Yes, Sean Hannity is just like a newspaper – out of date, bad for the planet, only relevant to people over 70, and I’d love to see a puppy poop on him,” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "I'm a simple man with a simple mind," "I hold a simple set of beliefs that I live by" External link

gazette Saturday, April 30, 2022 1:45:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert wrote : "12:30 won’t be the same without you," External link

usaToday Friday, April 29, 2022 7:55:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I know now that what I was really saying to you was the best job on television was working for you,” “I meant that when I said it in 2000. And 22 years later, I no longer mean that,” External link

rappler Monday, April 25, 2022 11:08:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I know now that what I was really saying to you was the best job on television was working for you,” “I meant that when I said it in 2000. And 22 years later, I no longer mean that,” External link

wsau Monday, April 25, 2022 8:49:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "I know now that what I was really saying to you was the best job on television was working for you," "I meant that when I said it in 2000. And 22 years later, I no longer mean that," External link

JakartaPost Monday, April 25, 2022 8:13:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert says : “We were these hacking pirates launching ourselves into legitimate news circles and making fun of everything around us,” External link

WashingtonPost Friday, April 22, 2022 5:05:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Uh, counsel will approach the bench and explain to me what this tiny wooden hammer is for. Am I supposed to tenderize the jury," External link

foxnews Wednesday, April 20, 2022 7:44:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I’ve always hoped to live to see the end of the Covid safety precautions,” External link

guardian Wednesday, April 20, 2022 7:38:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “You can’t let Florida make health decisions for the entire country!” “That’s not smart! The Florida food pyramid is just gator jerky and meth” External link

guardian Wednesday, April 20, 2022 7:38:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted : “Look, people can take this news however they want, but it’s unfair for people who might be immunocompromised or traveling with unvaccinated children to change the rules mid-flight,” “That’s like being told halfway through a dinner party that it’s an orgy” External link

guardian Wednesday, April 20, 2022 7:38:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Well, I would like to apologize to my wife for not saying ‘kissing,’” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Tuesday, April 19, 2022 10:00:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Hey you dingaling—Twitter is already an international platform for free speech," External link

foxnews Monday, April 18, 2022 11:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “You hear that MTA, cameras work so much better when they work … at all,” External link

guardian Friday, April 15, 2022 9:25:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “He could do so much with that money,” “Fix world hunger. Address climate change. Get a decent haircut” External link

guardian Friday, April 15, 2022 9:25:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “It’s never a good sign when the celibate guy calls you impotent,” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “You can tell he didn’t expect to go on stage because he wore his most casual rhinestone bishop’s vestments,” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 5, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I’m going to save everybody some time and pull the ‘possible’ out of that sentence,” “It’s for sure war crimes. Investigation done. It’s settled” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 5, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert afirmou : "Muita gente acha que ele quis falar o enviado americano para o Clima, John Kerry, mas eu acho que ele quis dizer Jim Carrey" External link

bonde Thursday, November 4, 2021 3:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert declarou : "Sei que muitas pessoas gostariam de fazer isso e me sinto honrado de que o presidente tenha convidado a nossa equipe para sua esfera privada" External link

correiodopovo Friday, July 28, 2017 10:14:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert commenté : "Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée" External link

Europe1 Friday, July 28, 2017 5:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert comentó : "Sé que mucha gente quería hacerlo y me siento honrado de que el presidente animado haya invitado a nuestro equipo a su esfera privada" External link

teletica Friday, July 28, 2017 4:35:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert commenté : «Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée» External link

lematin-CH Friday, July 28, 2017 1:43:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert declarou : "Sei que muitas pessoas gostariam de fazer isso e me sinto honrado de que o presidente tenha convidado a nossa equipe para sua esfera privada" External link

correiobraziliense Friday, July 28, 2017 1:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert commenté : «Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée» External link

24heures Friday, July 28, 2017 11:44:00 AM EAT



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former boss0.09%EN08/16/201616/08/2016
boss0.09%EN08/16/201616/08/2016
executive producer0.36%EN08/12/201612/08/2016
producer0.18%EN08/12/201612/08/2016
waiter0.09%EN08/08/201608/08/2016
Names Lang Count
Stephen ColbertEN76.32%
Stephen ColbertFR7.30%
Stephen ColbertPT4.94%
Stephen ColbertAR1.47%
Stephen ColbertES1.41%
Stephen ColbertNL1.31%
Stephen ColbertDE1.31%
Stephen ColbertHU1.31%
Stephen ColbertEU1.31%
Stephen ColbertNO1.31%
Stephen ColbertSV1.31%
STEPHEN COLBERTEN0.59%
STEPHEN COLBERTFR0.05%
Stephen ColbertIS0.03%
Stephen ColbertCS0.03%
סטיבן קולברHE0.00%
স্টিফেন কোল‌বেয়ারBN0.00%
史蒂芬·科拜尔ZH0.00%


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Tucker Carlson said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : “This isn’t comedy, it’s a very sad midlife crisis,” “But even more than that, it’s an information war being waged against television viewers on behalf of the Democratic Party. At least when the White House press secretary does it, she admits what she’s doing. Colbert hides behind his former job as a comedian. It’s all a joke. When people we don’t like break into the Capitol, it’s an insurrection; when we do it, it’s sketch comedy” External link

dailycaller Wednesday, June 22, 2022 4:39:00 PM EAT

Tucker Carlson said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : “And that’s why, in the end, Stephen Colbert has not a single Hispanic viewer. His audience is entirely self-hating white liberals like him,” External link

dailycaller Wednesday, June 22, 2022 4:39:00 PM EAT

Tucker Carlson said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : “It is likely that some members of Stephen Colbert’s team will be held in solitary confinement for a year and half without being charged, and why? Because this is an insurrection,” External link

washtimes Tuesday, June 21, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Tucker Carlson asked ( about Stephen Colbert ) : "It is likely that some members of Stephen Colbert's team will be held in solitary confinement for a year and a half without being charged" External link

zerohedge Saturday, June 18, 2022 6:05:00 PM EAT

Tucker Carlson said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : “It is likely that some members of Stephen Colbert’s team will be held in solitary confinement for a year and a half without being charged. Why? Because this is an insurrection,” External link

thedailybeast Saturday, June 18, 2022 8:29:00 AM EAT

Rodney Davis said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : "The only people arrested by Capitol police for touring the House office buildings are the people who work for Stephen Colbert," External link

nbcnews Saturday, June 18, 2022 7:05:00 AM EAT

Jacinda Ardern said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : "does she stand by her statement on Stephen Colbert in relation to dangerous firearms 'so we got rid of them'; if so, is she aware there were about 20 gang shootings... while she was out of the country?" External link

tvnz Tuesday, June 7, 2022 10:35:00 AM EAT

Jake Shields said ( about Stephen Colbert ) : “Or you’d have to be like Stephen Colbert It’s sad seeing Stephen Colbert because I used to think he was funny. And seeing him now is cringe,” “The vax thing is like, oh my god, this is so hard to watch” External link

dailycaller Thursday, April 21, 2022 6:39:00 PM EAT