Stephen Colbert said : “So it is official, our next commander in chief will be President Biden,” “Which means somewhere right now, Rudy Giuliani is filing a last ditch legal claim that our current president’s legal name has always been Joe Biden”

guardian Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:48:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Rudolph Giuliani ) : “Yes, she doesn’t work for them at all, it’s just a coincidence that during Giuliani’s two-hour press conference, she was on stage the entire time,”

guardian Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:48:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:05:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:05:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:05:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:05:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 7:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 7:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 7:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 7:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 6:38:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 6:38:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 6:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 6:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 5:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 5:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 3:31:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 3:31:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 3:31:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 3:31:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 3:31:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 3:31:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert observed : “Well, history famously holds happy endings for autocrats who lose and then retreat to their bunker”

guardian Saturday, November 21, 2020 1:47:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : "Can I start using that excuse?"

wrcbtv Friday, November 20, 2020 11:26:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : "Can I start using that excuse?"

nbcnews Friday, November 20, 2020 10:02:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Dolly Parton ) : "Like a lot of Americans, I'm under a lot of stress right now, Dolly,"

smh Thursday, November 19, 2020 1:49:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Two weeks to the day since the election and I’m beginning to breathe easier,”

guardian Wednesday, November 18, 2020 10:17:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Ten thousand, a million – it’s just how they count,”

guardian Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “You only survived this [until] now because a lot of voters didn’t want to believe everything that was obvious to so many of us, that Donald Trump is a fascist,”

aljazeera-en Sunday, November 15, 2020 9:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Since the election, the great dreamer has been hunkered down in the underwater city of R’lyeh weighing his legal options,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Thursday, November 12, 2020 1:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert explained ( about Joseph Biden ) : “On Monday, our soon-to-be former president, citing baseless charges of non-existent fraud, instructed government leaders to block cooperation with President-elect Biden’s transition team,”

guardian Thursday, November 12, 2020 1:58:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert mocked : “All he’s saying is that yes, people are concerned about that stick of dynamite, but the president is fully within his legal rights to light the fuse,” “Scissors are in place to cut the fuse if it gets too close, OK? Great, who’s got the scissors? Oh wait, we gave them to the president – I’m sure he’ll do the right thing”

guardian Thursday, November 12, 2020 1:58:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Osama bin Laden ) : “It is never a good sign when the majority of Americans react to you losing your job the way they did to us getting Bin Laden . It feels like America is — what's the word — great again,”

ibtimes Wednesday, November 11, 2020 6:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “One of the things that I've found about this job is that I tend to reflect back the national tone, and that tone comes from the top. The president's only emotions are 'I'm angry,' 'Look at me,' and 'I'm angry you're not looking at me.' And because he was the only thing we were focused on for the last four years, and this was entirely my responsibility, I've done harsher jokes than I've ever done in my entire life,”

ibtimes Wednesday, November 11, 2020 6:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Joseph Biden ) : “The president would like you to believe that we will never know who won the election. But we do know, we know it’s Joe and come January 20th the president will know it too,”

ibtimes Wednesday, November 11, 2020 6:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert explained : “I tend to reflect back the national tone, and that tone comes from the top,” “The president’s only emotions are angry, look-at-me, and ‘I’m angry you’re not looking at me,’ and because he was the only thing we were focused on for the last four years – and this is entirely my responsibility – I’ve done harsher jokes than I’ve ever done in my entire life”

guardian Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The president came out into the White House briefing room and lied for 15 minutes,” “Just nonsensical stuff about illegal vote dumps and corrupt election officials and secret Democratic counting cabals and, I don’t know, long-form birth certificates probably. It’s all the same”

ibtimes Friday, November 6, 2020 7:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “So we all knew this was coming…”

ibtimes Friday, November 6, 2020 7:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “For all the predictable behavior of the last few days, and the last four years,”

ibtimes Friday, November 6, 2020 7:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “You only survived this up ’til now because a lot of voters didn’t want to believe everything that was obvious to so many of us: That Donald Trump is a fascist,” “And when it comes to democracy versus fascism, I’m sorry, there are not fine people on both sides. So you need to choose, Donald Trump or the American people”

ibtimes Friday, November 6, 2020 7:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Americans are gonna count something else staring right now,” “They are gonna count who was willing to speak up against Donald Trump trying to kill democracy. And they’ll count who will stay silent in the face of this desperate attack on the bedrock institution of this truly great nation”

ibtimes Friday, November 6, 2020 7:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added ( about Joseph Biden ) : "For weeks, we've been talking about how there'd be a red mirage, and how all those outstanding Biden mail-in ballots might let Joe catch up. And that Trump would then probably come out around, I don't know, Thursday maybe evening news time, and pretend that he won and accuse everybody else of cheating. The guy does not have another gear. Get a new act!"

beaumontenterprise Friday, November 6, 2020 7:08:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "This is heartbreaking for the same reason that I didn't want him to get covid. Certainly why I wanted him to survive. Because he is the president of the United States," "That office means something. And that office should have some shred of decency"

beaumontenterprise Friday, November 6, 2020 7:08:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "He let that guy spew his crazy till he was tired and then watched him walk away. And then Joe Gloria took a deep breath and did his job. Which is what we should all do. Just stay cool,"

beaumontenterprise Friday, November 6, 2020 7:08:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : "We're taping this just a little while after Donald Trump walked into the White House briefing room actually and tried to poison American democracy,"

foxnews Friday, November 6, 2020 5:47:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : "So we all knew he would do this. What I didn't know is that it would hurt so much. I didn't expect this to break my heart," "For him to cast a dark shadow on our most sacred right, from the briefing room in the White House ‒ our House, not his ‒ that is devastating. This is heartbreaking for the same reason that I didn't want him to get COVID — certainly why I wanted him to survive. Because he is the president of the United States. That office means something and that office should have some shred of decency"

foxnews Friday, November 6, 2020 5:47:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “So we all knew he would do this,”

msn-uk Friday, November 6, 2020 3:55:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “By the way, if Donald Trump is right — if Joe Biden did pull the strings behind the scenes in Republican states like Arizona and Georgia while coordinating with Democratic states like Pennsylvania and Nevada and Wisconsin and Michigan and throwing in the red herring of letting the Republicans keep the Senate and gain a few seats in the House while just barely removing Donald Trump — wow!” “I mean, kudos to that level of interstate coordination. I mean, anyone who could accomplish that many things at once right now really would be the president we need during a global pandemic”

nytimes Friday, November 6, 2020 1:32:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “So we all knew he would do this,”

msn-uk Friday, November 6, 2020 12:58:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Twenty-four hours later, we still don’t know the winner of the presidential election,”

guardian Thursday, November 5, 2020 9:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “There it is: a power grab by a terrified strongman in the dead of night,” “Classic. If there’s anything 2am is known for, it’s desperate moves by sad little men who are afraid to go home feeling like a loser”

guardian Thursday, November 5, 2020 9:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Trump’s mishandling of the virus may have played a large part in Biden’s win, because recently, Wisconsin has become a COVID-19 hot spot. But with this win, Democrats across the country can breathe a little easier – except for the ones in Wisconsin, because, again, it’s a COVID-19 hot spot"

watoday Thursday, November 5, 2020 4:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Sun Belt ) : “It’s all coming down to a few states where they’re still counting votes, in North Carolina, Georgia, Nevada and Pennsylvania — a hybrid mix of the Sun Belt and the Rust Belt that I’m calling the ‘Does Anyone Have a Xanax? Belt,’ ”

WashingtonPost Thursday, November 5, 2020 4:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert : “There it is: a power grab by a terrified strongman in the dead of night. Classic. If there’s anything 2 a.m. is known for, it’s desperate moves by sad little men who are afraid to go home feeling like a loser”

WashingtonPost Thursday, November 5, 2020 4:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Florida’s officially America’s cheating boyfriend,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Thursday, November 5, 2020 11:51:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The point is: this year millions of you braved the pandemic, an army of poll watchers, even the post office, just to make sure you got to vote,”

guardian Wednesday, November 4, 2020 11:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "The president's message of a COVID in every pot is not polling great, and things are looking pretty good for Vice President Joe Biden,"

news-yahoo Friday, October 30, 2020 5:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Amy Coney Barrett ) : “not everything about Barrett’s confirmation had to happen the way it happened”

guardian Wednesday, October 28, 2020 7:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Or, as the conservative justices called it, a good start,”

guardian Wednesday, October 28, 2020 7:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Exactly! If we don’t count all the votes, we’re not declaring a winner, we’re just saying who’s ahead at midnight,”

guardian Wednesday, October 28, 2020 7:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "has denied that he was actually doing anything untoward toward this girl, this 24-year-old woman playing your 15-year-old daughter,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, October 28, 2020 2:31:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert reported : “spent the weekend blaming the pandemic on the media”

guardian Tuesday, October 27, 2020 8:34:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “of course, the most infectious part of the country is the Trump administration,”

guardian Tuesday, October 27, 2020 8:34:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "has denied that he was actually doing anything untoward toward this girl, this 24-year-old woman playing your 15-year-old daughter,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, October 27, 2020 3:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert suggested ( about Rudolph Giuliani ) : "You don't want Maria left alone with Giuliani,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, October 27, 2020 3:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : “The president has numbers even though the numbers don’t make any sense?”

guardian Friday, October 23, 2020 7:24:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “It’s like dental surgery, and tonight was like getting our last wisdom tooth taken out,”

WashingtonPost Friday, October 23, 2020 2:17:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted : “Trump’s closing with the line he opened this entire nightmare with,”

WashingtonPost Friday, October 23, 2020 2:17:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Rudolph Giuliani ) : "Now, this doesn't look great , but Rudy says he has a perfectly innocent explanation,"

news-yahoo Friday, October 23, 2020 7:15:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "we should never let his stupidity overshadow the fact that he's also a heartless monster who must be driven from office,"

news-yahoo Friday, October 23, 2020 7:15:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Every four years, around this time of the election, people start to worry about an October surprise,”

guardian Thursday, October 22, 2020 8:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “OK, I would buy that, but I watched the footage,” “Why did you go into a bedroom at the suggestion of a young woman to have cocktails to take off a mic? I take off a mic every night. Never once have I reclined on a king-sized bed and then launched a fact-finding mission to my own groin”

guardian Thursday, October 22, 2020 8:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “but we should never let [Trump’s] stupidity overshadow the fact that he’s also a heartless monster who must be driven from office and eventually dragged in manacles before the Hague”

guardian Thursday, October 22, 2020 8:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “We have two weeks to decide what kind of country this is gonna be,”

guardian Thursday, October 22, 2020 8:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert says : “You will notice a lot of references from the ’90s in this script, so do enjoy those,”

nytimes Thursday, October 22, 2020 8:08:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : "Isn't it funny that sometimes there's nothing happier than a cry?"

newshub Thursday, October 22, 2020 1:05:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “As the election day barrels down on us like an out-of-control manure spreader, one of the last chances to influence the race is this Thursday’s presidential debate,”

guardian Wednesday, October 21, 2020 9:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded : “Enforcing the rules isn’t giving someone an advantage,”

guardian Wednesday, October 21, 2020 9:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Hold on, NOW they’re trying to make Trump more likable?”

guardian Wednesday, October 21, 2020 9:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : “I don’t want to beat a dead horse,”

guardian Tuesday, October 20, 2020 7:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Yeah remember the idiot who said it would go away in April?”

guardian Tuesday, October 20, 2020 7:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about President Trump ) : "One of Trump's biggest problems is that suburban women in battleground states don't like him,"

msn-uk Tuesday, October 20, 2020 2:12:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "the most trusted person on coronavirus in the United States,"

msn-uk Tuesday, October 20, 2020 2:12:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I can’t wait for this thing to be over,”

nytimes Tuesday, October 20, 2020 10:34:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “It’s going to be a great night although my therapist has reminded me America has to WANT to change,”

baltimore-cbslocal Monday, October 19, 2020 6:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded : “That’s not how any of this works,”

guardian Friday, October 9, 2020 8:28:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "No one even knew you were pregnant!"

khaleejtimes Friday, October 9, 2020 4:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “proved once and for all, by comparison, what a flaming turd pile last week’s debate was”

guardian Thursday, October 8, 2020 7:20:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert pointed out : “I’ve seen better sneeze guards at the Sizzler’s salad bar”

guardian Thursday, October 8, 2020 7:20:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “My thoughts and prayers go out to everyone he’s about to infect,”

guardian Tuesday, October 6, 2020 9:44:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : “For the last eight months, I’ve heard about millions of people getting infected with covid, hundreds of thousands of [them] dying. But how could I know these people were real if they weren’t me? But now they are me. My thoughts and prayers go to all of myself”

WashingtonPost Tuesday, October 6, 2020 1:01:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Trump administration is now the hot zone,”

WashingtonPost Tuesday, October 6, 2020 1:01:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Say what you will about the president – and I do – this is a serious moment for our nation. And we all wish the president and the first lady of the United States a speedy and a full recovery,"

usaToday Saturday, October 3, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "I really think it’s important for all of us to separate the man from the office. And I hope on Nov. 3, we literally do," "But for now, I find it troubling, moving even, to see the president of the United States being taken to the hospital"

usaToday Saturday, October 3, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "A lot of people are calling this an October Surprise. I think it’s more like an October well, yeah"

usaToday Saturday, October 3, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “clearly and definitively took a pass”

guardian Thursday, October 1, 2020 8:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “gave new meaning to the term ‘white noise’”

guardian Thursday, October 1, 2020 8:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Well, it seems like somebody in the White House started looking at the numbers and realized that siding with a violent hate group doesn’t poll well with suburban women,”

guardian Thursday, October 1, 2020 8:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded : “Notice he didn’t actually denounce the Proud Boys,” “So his walkback still had a hint of goose step”

guardian Thursday, October 1, 2020 8:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Tonight was the opening round of Donald Trump versus Joe Biden; the Battle of the Boomers; the Showman versus the Joe-Man,”

nytimes Thursday, October 1, 2020 4:36:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I come to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, an empty vessel,”

guardian Wednesday, September 30, 2020 8:01:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “After one and a half hours of chaos and lies, I can say there’s one statement tonight that is absolutely true,”

WashingtonPost Wednesday, September 30, 2020 1:34:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I’m glad I’ve already had my children, because I think just watching that sterilized me,”

WashingtonPost Wednesday, September 30, 2020 1:34:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Tonight was the opening round of Donald Trump versus Joe Biden; the Battle of the Boomers; the Showman versus the Joe-Man,”

nytimes Wednesday, September 30, 2020 11:21:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert added ( about President Trump ) : “there’s a good ole chance that good ole fake billionaire President Trump wouldn’t be able to pay that bill,”

guardian Tuesday, September 29, 2020 8:34:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “To put that in layman’s terms – I can’t,”

guardian Tuesday, September 29, 2020 8:34:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Regardless of whatever the grand jury considered in this particular case, this was an innocent woman, sleeping in her own bed, shot dead by police,” “It does not seem like too much to ask for someone to be held responsible”

guardian Thursday, September 24, 2020 7:14:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I’m not entirely sure where to begin there. This is unspeakably monstrous,”

guardian Friday, September 18, 2020 7:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “so he’s just saying if you don’t count the states with people, he’s done a great job,” “Forget the presidency – I wouldn’t trust Trump to run a middle school field trip”

guardian Friday, September 18, 2020 7:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Hell yeah, it is about damn time we had a debate moderated by the former host of Fear Factor,”

guardian Wednesday, September 16, 2020 7:23:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded ( about Joe Rogan ) : “Don’t get your hopes up, Rogan,”

guardian Wednesday, September 16, 2020 7:23:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added ( about Donald Trump ) : “shouldn’t be a surprise that Trump is downplaying the devastating fires out west” “He spent six months ignoring a pandemic”

guardian Tuesday, September 15, 2020 8:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “we’ve reached the point where Donald Trump is dictating our health regulations”

guardian Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:32:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Once again, we are watching a basic function of our government, that has always been apolitical, die in front of our eyes,” “We are one news cycle away from the CDC warning that mail-in ballots give you chlamydia”

guardian Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:32:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “This is the first time in my life I had to turn down the volume on C-SPAN,”

citynews-ca Thursday, August 27, 2020 7:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “This is the first time in my life I had to turn down the volume on C-SPAN,”

TorontoStar Thursday, August 27, 2020 5:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Because right now in America, we’re facing a global pandemic that has killed 180,000 Americans, heavily armed Rambo wannabes are murdering people in our streets, the strongest hurricane in the history of the Gulf Coast is making landfall as I speak,”

nytimes Thursday, August 27, 2020 1:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “This is the first time in my life I had to turn down the volume on C-SPAN,”

nbcnewyork Thursday, August 27, 2020 4:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “This is the first time in my life I had to turn down the volume on C-SPAN,”

nbcbayarea Thursday, August 27, 2020 3:44:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “This is the first time in my life I had to turn down the volume on C-SPAN,”

clickondetroit Thursday, August 27, 2020 12:52:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “This is the first time in my life I had to turn down the volume on C-SPAN,”

therepublic Thursday, August 27, 2020 12:37:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “looked like a racist spelling bee”

guardian Wednesday, August 26, 2020 8:18:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : “Partying with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell – we wish her well,”

guardian Wednesday, August 26, 2020 8:18:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “darkness gets their turn at bat”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That’s not a party, that’s a cult!”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert replied : “I’m trying to look at California, but there’s fire everywhere because of climate change,”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I’m guessing that was not an amicable split,” “But I think I know who was awarded custody of the rage, because when it came to the president’s agenda, she had some very nuanced screams”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Just like the Democrats, the GOP has given each night of the convention a different theme — I believe the four nights are 'Famine,' 'Pestilence,' 'War,' and 'Death,'"

msn-uk Tuesday, August 25, 2020 11:49:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : "what else does the GOP stand for?" "No one knows, because it was announced last night that the GOP will not write a 2020 platform . Well, that makes sense, given how much Trump struggles to get down from platforms"

msn-uk Tuesday, August 25, 2020 11:49:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "sweaty face and wet, bloodshot eyes," "Either he's high or that's what happens when you live in the splash zone of Screamin' Guilfoyle"

msn-uk Tuesday, August 25, 2020 11:49:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Joseph Biden ) : “The Democratic National Convention closed with Joe Biden’s warning that we have to overcome a season of darkness,” “Well, this week, darkness gets their turn at bat”

nytimes Tuesday, August 25, 2020 11:28:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : “This is the grown-up version of the college essay that asks you to write about a challenge you’ve faced,”

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 8:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “a man who is decent, compassionate, flawed but honest – and that is water in the desert”

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 8:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Tonight was the dramatic season finale of our DNC spectacular,"

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 12:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "told an endearing story about his mom standing up for him ,"

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 12:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Are you sure there's no miracle, because Mr. Vice President, you're kind of ,"

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 12:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "This evening Joe Biden showed himself to be a man who is decent, compassionate, flawed but honest, and that is water in the desert," "He's the sort of person who thinks before he says things, and when he gaffes — which he does, often — it's because his heart gets ahead of his words. He cares. And he tries his hardest. ... And when Trump tweets his all-caps rebuke tomorrow morning it's just gonna show how our president is not presidential, but Joe Biden is"

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 12:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "While the Democrats have been laying out a case that Trump is grossly unfit for office, Trump has been focused on his top priority: Proving that he is grossly unfit for office,"

news-yahoo Friday, August 21, 2020 1:57:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded ( about Bill Clinton ) : “That’s a good point, but I don’t think Bill Clinton gets to lecture anyone on what should happen in the Oval Office,” “Those in glass houses should not be allowed near the interns”

msn-uk Wednesday, August 19, 2020 8:25:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Fun fact: my mother was born three days after women could vote for the first time,”

msn-uk Wednesday, August 19, 2020 8:25:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert replied ( about Bill Clinton ) : “All right, that’s true, that’s a good point,” “But I don’t think Bill Clinton gets to lecture anyone on what should happen in the Oval Office. Those in glass houses should not be allowed near the interns”

washtimes Wednesday, August 19, 2020 7:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded ( about Bill Clinton ) : “That’s a good point, but I don’t think Bill Clinton gets to lecture anyone on what should happen in the Oval Office,” “Those in glass houses should not be allowed near the interns”

guardian Wednesday, August 19, 2020 7:07:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Fun fact: my mother was born three days after women could vote for the first time,”

guardian Wednesday, August 19, 2020 7:07:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Folks, for four years we’ve looked on in horror as Donald Trump tore down every norm in American life, from the Constitution to English syntax to the definition of food pyramid,”

nytimes Tuesday, August 18, 2020 12:59:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Trump despises mail-in voting – and just regular voting, too – because he’s way behind in the polls and he knows that due to the pandemic, tens of millions of us will have to vote by mail,”

msn-uk Friday, August 14, 2020 8:45:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “even for him, this is a bold move”

msn-uk Friday, August 14, 2020 8:45:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Of course she’s ambitious! She’s running for vice-president! Who does that without ambition?”

guardian Thursday, August 13, 2020 6:59:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Trump’s gonna have a hard time deciding exactly how to be racist about her,”

guardian Wednesday, August 12, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “As much as it’s nice to see my crew here in the building, I do want to thank my wife and kids again, for everything they did to help produce the show while I was home,”

guardian Tuesday, August 11, 2020 8:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I can understand why he’s in favor of providing that,”

guardian Tuesday, August 11, 2020 8:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Uh, buddy, that’s a pretty small carrot,”

guardian Tuesday, August 11, 2020 8:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I’m gonna need something stronger than ‘probably’ for the person who has the nuclear codes,”

guardian Friday, July 24, 2020 7:36:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Just to remind you, it’s not a hard test,”

guardian Friday, July 24, 2020 7:36:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert disse : "Wow, isso, realmente acalma o meu ego frágil"

dn Monday, September 18, 2017 10:42:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert declarou : "Sei que muitas pessoas gostariam de fazer isso e me sinto honrado de que o presidente tenha convidado a nossa equipe para sua esfera privada"

correiodopovo Friday, July 28, 2017 10:14:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert commenté : "Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée"

Europe1 Friday, July 28, 2017 5:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert comentó : "Sé que mucha gente quería hacerlo y me siento honrado de que el presidente animado haya invitado a nuestro equipo a su esfera privada"

teletica Friday, July 28, 2017 4:35:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert commenté : «Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée»

lematin-CH Friday, July 28, 2017 1:43:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert declarou : "Sei que muitas pessoas gostariam de fazer isso e me sinto honrado de que o presidente tenha convidado a nossa equipe para sua esfera privada"

correiobraziliense Friday, July 28, 2017 1:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert commenté : «Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée»

24heures Friday, July 28, 2017 11:44:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “So it is official, our next commander in chief will be President Biden,” “Which means somewhere right now, Rudy Giuliani is filing a last ditch legal claim that our current president’s legal name has always been Joe Biden”

guardian Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:48:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Rudolph Giuliani ) : “Yes, she doesn’t work for them at all, it’s just a coincidence that during Giuliani’s two-hour press conference, she was on stage the entire time,”

guardian Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:48:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:05:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:05:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:05:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 8:05:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 7:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 7:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 7:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 7:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 6:38:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 6:38:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 6:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 6:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 5:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 5:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 4:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 3:31:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 3:31:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 3:31:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 3:31:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "The president's slow-moving coup is not going that well,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 3:31:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "With so many people humiliated by the absolute incompetence of his legal team, the president did what had to be done and fired someone named Sidney Powell," "If you don't know who she is, congratulations, now you don't have to know. But I'm going to tell you anyway"

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 24, 2020 3:31:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert observed : “Well, history famously holds happy endings for autocrats who lose and then retreat to their bunker”

guardian Saturday, November 21, 2020 1:47:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : "Can I start using that excuse?"

wrcbtv Friday, November 20, 2020 11:26:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : "Can I start using that excuse?"

nbcnews Friday, November 20, 2020 10:02:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Dolly Parton ) : "Like a lot of Americans, I'm under a lot of stress right now, Dolly,"

smh Thursday, November 19, 2020 1:49:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Two weeks to the day since the election and I’m beginning to breathe easier,”

guardian Wednesday, November 18, 2020 10:17:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Ten thousand, a million – it’s just how they count,”

guardian Tuesday, November 17, 2020 10:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “You only survived this [until] now because a lot of voters didn’t want to believe everything that was obvious to so many of us, that Donald Trump is a fascist,”

aljazeera-en Sunday, November 15, 2020 9:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Since the election, the great dreamer has been hunkered down in the underwater city of R’lyeh weighing his legal options,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Thursday, November 12, 2020 1:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert explained ( about Joseph Biden ) : “On Monday, our soon-to-be former president, citing baseless charges of non-existent fraud, instructed government leaders to block cooperation with President-elect Biden’s transition team,”

guardian Thursday, November 12, 2020 1:58:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert mocked : “All he’s saying is that yes, people are concerned about that stick of dynamite, but the president is fully within his legal rights to light the fuse,” “Scissors are in place to cut the fuse if it gets too close, OK? Great, who’s got the scissors? Oh wait, we gave them to the president – I’m sure he’ll do the right thing”

guardian Thursday, November 12, 2020 1:58:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Osama bin Laden ) : “It is never a good sign when the majority of Americans react to you losing your job the way they did to us getting Bin Laden . It feels like America is — what's the word — great again,”

ibtimes Wednesday, November 11, 2020 6:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “One of the things that I've found about this job is that I tend to reflect back the national tone, and that tone comes from the top. The president's only emotions are 'I'm angry,' 'Look at me,' and 'I'm angry you're not looking at me.' And because he was the only thing we were focused on for the last four years, and this was entirely my responsibility, I've done harsher jokes than I've ever done in my entire life,”

ibtimes Wednesday, November 11, 2020 6:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Joseph Biden ) : “The president would like you to believe that we will never know who won the election. But we do know, we know it’s Joe and come January 20th the president will know it too,”

ibtimes Wednesday, November 11, 2020 6:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert explained : “I tend to reflect back the national tone, and that tone comes from the top,” “The president’s only emotions are angry, look-at-me, and ‘I’m angry you’re not looking at me,’ and because he was the only thing we were focused on for the last four years – and this is entirely my responsibility – I’ve done harsher jokes than I’ve ever done in my entire life”

guardian Tuesday, November 10, 2020 11:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The president came out into the White House briefing room and lied for 15 minutes,” “Just nonsensical stuff about illegal vote dumps and corrupt election officials and secret Democratic counting cabals and, I don’t know, long-form birth certificates probably. It’s all the same”

ibtimes Friday, November 6, 2020 7:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “So we all knew this was coming…”

ibtimes Friday, November 6, 2020 7:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “For all the predictable behavior of the last few days, and the last four years,”

ibtimes Friday, November 6, 2020 7:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “You only survived this up ’til now because a lot of voters didn’t want to believe everything that was obvious to so many of us: That Donald Trump is a fascist,” “And when it comes to democracy versus fascism, I’m sorry, there are not fine people on both sides. So you need to choose, Donald Trump or the American people”

ibtimes Friday, November 6, 2020 7:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Americans are gonna count something else staring right now,” “They are gonna count who was willing to speak up against Donald Trump trying to kill democracy. And they’ll count who will stay silent in the face of this desperate attack on the bedrock institution of this truly great nation”

ibtimes Friday, November 6, 2020 7:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added ( about Joseph Biden ) : "For weeks, we've been talking about how there'd be a red mirage, and how all those outstanding Biden mail-in ballots might let Joe catch up. And that Trump would then probably come out around, I don't know, Thursday maybe evening news time, and pretend that he won and accuse everybody else of cheating. The guy does not have another gear. Get a new act!"

beaumontenterprise Friday, November 6, 2020 7:08:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "This is heartbreaking for the same reason that I didn't want him to get covid. Certainly why I wanted him to survive. Because he is the president of the United States," "That office means something. And that office should have some shred of decency"

beaumontenterprise Friday, November 6, 2020 7:08:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "He let that guy spew his crazy till he was tired and then watched him walk away. And then Joe Gloria took a deep breath and did his job. Which is what we should all do. Just stay cool,"

beaumontenterprise Friday, November 6, 2020 7:08:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : "We're taping this just a little while after Donald Trump walked into the White House briefing room actually and tried to poison American democracy,"

foxnews Friday, November 6, 2020 5:47:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : "So we all knew he would do this. What I didn't know is that it would hurt so much. I didn't expect this to break my heart," "For him to cast a dark shadow on our most sacred right, from the briefing room in the White House ‒ our House, not his ‒ that is devastating. This is heartbreaking for the same reason that I didn't want him to get COVID — certainly why I wanted him to survive. Because he is the president of the United States. That office means something and that office should have some shred of decency"

foxnews Friday, November 6, 2020 5:47:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “So we all knew he would do this,”

msn-uk Friday, November 6, 2020 3:55:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “By the way, if Donald Trump is right — if Joe Biden did pull the strings behind the scenes in Republican states like Arizona and Georgia while coordinating with Democratic states like Pennsylvania and Nevada and Wisconsin and Michigan and throwing in the red herring of letting the Republicans keep the Senate and gain a few seats in the House while just barely removing Donald Trump — wow!” “I mean, kudos to that level of interstate coordination. I mean, anyone who could accomplish that many things at once right now really would be the president we need during a global pandemic”

nytimes Friday, November 6, 2020 1:32:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “So we all knew he would do this,”

msn-uk Friday, November 6, 2020 12:58:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Twenty-four hours later, we still don’t know the winner of the presidential election,”

guardian Thursday, November 5, 2020 9:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “There it is: a power grab by a terrified strongman in the dead of night,” “Classic. If there’s anything 2am is known for, it’s desperate moves by sad little men who are afraid to go home feeling like a loser”

guardian Thursday, November 5, 2020 9:13:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Trump’s mishandling of the virus may have played a large part in Biden’s win, because recently, Wisconsin has become a COVID-19 hot spot. But with this win, Democrats across the country can breathe a little easier – except for the ones in Wisconsin, because, again, it’s a COVID-19 hot spot"

watoday Thursday, November 5, 2020 4:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Sun Belt ) : “It’s all coming down to a few states where they’re still counting votes, in North Carolina, Georgia, Nevada and Pennsylvania — a hybrid mix of the Sun Belt and the Rust Belt that I’m calling the ‘Does Anyone Have a Xanax? Belt,’ ”

WashingtonPost Thursday, November 5, 2020 4:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert : “There it is: a power grab by a terrified strongman in the dead of night. Classic. If there’s anything 2 a.m. is known for, it’s desperate moves by sad little men who are afraid to go home feeling like a loser”

WashingtonPost Thursday, November 5, 2020 4:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Florida’s officially America’s cheating boyfriend,”

huffingtonpost-us-en Thursday, November 5, 2020 11:51:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The point is: this year millions of you braved the pandemic, an army of poll watchers, even the post office, just to make sure you got to vote,”

guardian Wednesday, November 4, 2020 11:00:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Joseph Biden ) : "The president's message of a COVID in every pot is not polling great, and things are looking pretty good for Vice President Joe Biden,"

news-yahoo Friday, October 30, 2020 5:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Amy Coney Barrett ) : “not everything about Barrett’s confirmation had to happen the way it happened”

guardian Wednesday, October 28, 2020 7:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Or, as the conservative justices called it, a good start,”

guardian Wednesday, October 28, 2020 7:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Exactly! If we don’t count all the votes, we’re not declaring a winner, we’re just saying who’s ahead at midnight,”

guardian Wednesday, October 28, 2020 7:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "has denied that he was actually doing anything untoward toward this girl, this 24-year-old woman playing your 15-year-old daughter,"

news-yahoo Wednesday, October 28, 2020 2:31:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert reported : “spent the weekend blaming the pandemic on the media”

guardian Tuesday, October 27, 2020 8:34:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “of course, the most infectious part of the country is the Trump administration,”

guardian Tuesday, October 27, 2020 8:34:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "has denied that he was actually doing anything untoward toward this girl, this 24-year-old woman playing your 15-year-old daughter,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, October 27, 2020 3:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert suggested ( about Rudolph Giuliani ) : "You don't want Maria left alone with Giuliani,"

news-yahoo Tuesday, October 27, 2020 3:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : “The president has numbers even though the numbers don’t make any sense?”

guardian Friday, October 23, 2020 7:24:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “It’s like dental surgery, and tonight was like getting our last wisdom tooth taken out,”

WashingtonPost Friday, October 23, 2020 2:17:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert noted : “Trump’s closing with the line he opened this entire nightmare with,”

WashingtonPost Friday, October 23, 2020 2:17:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Rudolph Giuliani ) : "Now, this doesn't look great , but Rudy says he has a perfectly innocent explanation,"

news-yahoo Friday, October 23, 2020 7:15:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "we should never let his stupidity overshadow the fact that he's also a heartless monster who must be driven from office,"

news-yahoo Friday, October 23, 2020 7:15:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Every four years, around this time of the election, people start to worry about an October surprise,”

guardian Thursday, October 22, 2020 8:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “OK, I would buy that, but I watched the footage,” “Why did you go into a bedroom at the suggestion of a young woman to have cocktails to take off a mic? I take off a mic every night. Never once have I reclined on a king-sized bed and then launched a fact-finding mission to my own groin”

guardian Thursday, October 22, 2020 8:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “but we should never let [Trump’s] stupidity overshadow the fact that he’s also a heartless monster who must be driven from office and eventually dragged in manacles before the Hague”

guardian Thursday, October 22, 2020 8:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “We have two weeks to decide what kind of country this is gonna be,”

guardian Thursday, October 22, 2020 8:52:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert says : “You will notice a lot of references from the ’90s in this script, so do enjoy those,”

nytimes Thursday, October 22, 2020 8:08:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : "Isn't it funny that sometimes there's nothing happier than a cry?"

newshub Thursday, October 22, 2020 1:05:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “As the election day barrels down on us like an out-of-control manure spreader, one of the last chances to influence the race is this Thursday’s presidential debate,”

guardian Wednesday, October 21, 2020 9:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded : “Enforcing the rules isn’t giving someone an advantage,”

guardian Wednesday, October 21, 2020 9:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Hold on, NOW they’re trying to make Trump more likable?”

guardian Wednesday, October 21, 2020 9:57:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : “I don’t want to beat a dead horse,”

guardian Tuesday, October 20, 2020 7:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Yeah remember the idiot who said it would go away in April?”

guardian Tuesday, October 20, 2020 7:09:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about President Trump ) : "One of Trump's biggest problems is that suburban women in battleground states don't like him,"

msn-uk Tuesday, October 20, 2020 2:12:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "the most trusted person on coronavirus in the United States,"

msn-uk Tuesday, October 20, 2020 2:12:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I can’t wait for this thing to be over,”

nytimes Tuesday, October 20, 2020 10:34:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “It’s going to be a great night although my therapist has reminded me America has to WANT to change,”

baltimore-cbslocal Monday, October 19, 2020 6:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded : “That’s not how any of this works,”

guardian Friday, October 9, 2020 8:28:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "No one even knew you were pregnant!"

khaleejtimes Friday, October 9, 2020 4:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “proved once and for all, by comparison, what a flaming turd pile last week’s debate was”

guardian Thursday, October 8, 2020 7:20:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert pointed out : “I’ve seen better sneeze guards at the Sizzler’s salad bar”

guardian Thursday, October 8, 2020 7:20:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “My thoughts and prayers go out to everyone he’s about to infect,”

guardian Tuesday, October 6, 2020 9:44:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : “For the last eight months, I’ve heard about millions of people getting infected with covid, hundreds of thousands of [them] dying. But how could I know these people were real if they weren’t me? But now they are me. My thoughts and prayers go to all of myself”

WashingtonPost Tuesday, October 6, 2020 1:01:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “The Trump administration is now the hot zone,”

WashingtonPost Tuesday, October 6, 2020 1:01:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Say what you will about the president – and I do – this is a serious moment for our nation. And we all wish the president and the first lady of the United States a speedy and a full recovery,"

usaToday Saturday, October 3, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "I really think it’s important for all of us to separate the man from the office. And I hope on Nov. 3, we literally do," "But for now, I find it troubling, moving even, to see the president of the United States being taken to the hospital"

usaToday Saturday, October 3, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "A lot of people are calling this an October Surprise. I think it’s more like an October well, yeah"

usaToday Saturday, October 3, 2020 7:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “clearly and definitively took a pass”

guardian Thursday, October 1, 2020 8:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “gave new meaning to the term ‘white noise’”

guardian Thursday, October 1, 2020 8:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Well, it seems like somebody in the White House started looking at the numbers and realized that siding with a violent hate group doesn’t poll well with suburban women,”

guardian Thursday, October 1, 2020 8:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded : “Notice he didn’t actually denounce the Proud Boys,” “So his walkback still had a hint of goose step”

guardian Thursday, October 1, 2020 8:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Tonight was the opening round of Donald Trump versus Joe Biden; the Battle of the Boomers; the Showman versus the Joe-Man,”

nytimes Thursday, October 1, 2020 4:36:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I come to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, an empty vessel,”

guardian Wednesday, September 30, 2020 8:01:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “After one and a half hours of chaos and lies, I can say there’s one statement tonight that is absolutely true,”

WashingtonPost Wednesday, September 30, 2020 1:34:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I’m glad I’ve already had my children, because I think just watching that sterilized me,”

WashingtonPost Wednesday, September 30, 2020 1:34:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Tonight was the opening round of Donald Trump versus Joe Biden; the Battle of the Boomers; the Showman versus the Joe-Man,”

nytimes Wednesday, September 30, 2020 11:21:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert added ( about President Trump ) : “there’s a good ole chance that good ole fake billionaire President Trump wouldn’t be able to pay that bill,”

guardian Tuesday, September 29, 2020 8:34:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “To put that in layman’s terms – I can’t,”

guardian Tuesday, September 29, 2020 8:34:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Regardless of whatever the grand jury considered in this particular case, this was an innocent woman, sleeping in her own bed, shot dead by police,” “It does not seem like too much to ask for someone to be held responsible”

guardian Thursday, September 24, 2020 7:14:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I’m not entirely sure where to begin there. This is unspeakably monstrous,”

guardian Friday, September 18, 2020 7:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “so he’s just saying if you don’t count the states with people, he’s done a great job,” “Forget the presidency – I wouldn’t trust Trump to run a middle school field trip”

guardian Friday, September 18, 2020 7:30:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Hell yeah, it is about damn time we had a debate moderated by the former host of Fear Factor,”

guardian Wednesday, September 16, 2020 7:23:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded ( about Joe Rogan ) : “Don’t get your hopes up, Rogan,”

guardian Wednesday, September 16, 2020 7:23:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added ( about Donald Trump ) : “shouldn’t be a surprise that Trump is downplaying the devastating fires out west” “He spent six months ignoring a pandemic”

guardian Tuesday, September 15, 2020 8:53:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “we’ve reached the point where Donald Trump is dictating our health regulations”

guardian Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:32:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Once again, we are watching a basic function of our government, that has always been apolitical, die in front of our eyes,” “We are one news cycle away from the CDC warning that mail-in ballots give you chlamydia”

guardian Thursday, August 27, 2020 8:32:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “This is the first time in my life I had to turn down the volume on C-SPAN,”

citynews-ca Thursday, August 27, 2020 7:51:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “This is the first time in my life I had to turn down the volume on C-SPAN,”

TorontoStar Thursday, August 27, 2020 5:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Because right now in America, we’re facing a global pandemic that has killed 180,000 Americans, heavily armed Rambo wannabes are murdering people in our streets, the strongest hurricane in the history of the Gulf Coast is making landfall as I speak,”

nytimes Thursday, August 27, 2020 1:16:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “This is the first time in my life I had to turn down the volume on C-SPAN,”

nbcnewyork Thursday, August 27, 2020 4:07:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “This is the first time in my life I had to turn down the volume on C-SPAN,”

nbcbayarea Thursday, August 27, 2020 3:44:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “This is the first time in my life I had to turn down the volume on C-SPAN,”

clickondetroit Thursday, August 27, 2020 12:52:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “This is the first time in my life I had to turn down the volume on C-SPAN,”

therepublic Thursday, August 27, 2020 12:37:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “looked like a racist spelling bee”

guardian Wednesday, August 26, 2020 8:18:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : “Partying with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell – we wish her well,”

guardian Wednesday, August 26, 2020 8:18:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “darkness gets their turn at bat”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “That’s not a party, that’s a cult!”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert replied : “I’m trying to look at California, but there’s fire everywhere because of climate change,”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I’m guessing that was not an amicable split,” “But I think I know who was awarded custody of the rage, because when it came to the president’s agenda, she had some very nuanced screams”

guardian Tuesday, August 25, 2020 8:23:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Just like the Democrats, the GOP has given each night of the convention a different theme — I believe the four nights are 'Famine,' 'Pestilence,' 'War,' and 'Death,'"

msn-uk Tuesday, August 25, 2020 11:49:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert asked : "what else does the GOP stand for?" "No one knows, because it was announced last night that the GOP will not write a 2020 platform . Well, that makes sense, given how much Trump struggles to get down from platforms"

msn-uk Tuesday, August 25, 2020 11:49:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "sweaty face and wet, bloodshot eyes," "Either he's high or that's what happens when you live in the splash zone of Screamin' Guilfoyle"

msn-uk Tuesday, August 25, 2020 11:49:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Joseph Biden ) : “The Democratic National Convention closed with Joe Biden’s warning that we have to overcome a season of darkness,” “Well, this week, darkness gets their turn at bat”

nytimes Tuesday, August 25, 2020 11:28:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert added : “This is the grown-up version of the college essay that asks you to write about a challenge you’ve faced,”

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 8:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “a man who is decent, compassionate, flawed but honest – and that is water in the desert”

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 8:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Tonight was the dramatic season finale of our DNC spectacular,"

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 12:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "told an endearing story about his mom standing up for him ,"

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 12:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "Are you sure there's no miracle, because Mr. Vice President, you're kind of ,"

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 12:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "This evening Joe Biden showed himself to be a man who is decent, compassionate, flawed but honest, and that is water in the desert," "He's the sort of person who thinks before he says things, and when he gaffes — which he does, often — it's because his heart gets ahead of his words. He cares. And he tries his hardest. ... And when Trump tweets his all-caps rebuke tomorrow morning it's just gonna show how our president is not presidential, but Joe Biden is"

msn-uk Friday, August 21, 2020 12:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : "While the Democrats have been laying out a case that Trump is grossly unfit for office, Trump has been focused on his top priority: Proving that he is grossly unfit for office,"

news-yahoo Friday, August 21, 2020 1:57:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded ( about Bill Clinton ) : “That’s a good point, but I don’t think Bill Clinton gets to lecture anyone on what should happen in the Oval Office,” “Those in glass houses should not be allowed near the interns”

msn-uk Wednesday, August 19, 2020 8:25:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Fun fact: my mother was born three days after women could vote for the first time,”

msn-uk Wednesday, August 19, 2020 8:25:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert replied ( about Bill Clinton ) : “All right, that’s true, that’s a good point,” “But I don’t think Bill Clinton gets to lecture anyone on what should happen in the Oval Office. Those in glass houses should not be allowed near the interns”

washtimes Wednesday, August 19, 2020 7:56:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert responded ( about Bill Clinton ) : “That’s a good point, but I don’t think Bill Clinton gets to lecture anyone on what should happen in the Oval Office,” “Those in glass houses should not be allowed near the interns”

guardian Wednesday, August 19, 2020 7:07:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Fun fact: my mother was born three days after women could vote for the first time,”

guardian Wednesday, August 19, 2020 7:07:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Folks, for four years we’ve looked on in horror as Donald Trump tore down every norm in American life, from the Constitution to English syntax to the definition of food pyramid,”

nytimes Tuesday, August 18, 2020 12:59:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Trump despises mail-in voting – and just regular voting, too – because he’s way behind in the polls and he knows that due to the pandemic, tens of millions of us will have to vote by mail,”

msn-uk Friday, August 14, 2020 8:45:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “even for him, this is a bold move”

msn-uk Friday, August 14, 2020 8:45:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Of course she’s ambitious! She’s running for vice-president! Who does that without ambition?”

guardian Thursday, August 13, 2020 6:59:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Trump’s gonna have a hard time deciding exactly how to be racist about her,”

guardian Wednesday, August 12, 2020 8:04:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “As much as it’s nice to see my crew here in the building, I do want to thank my wife and kids again, for everything they did to help produce the show while I was home,”

guardian Tuesday, August 11, 2020 8:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I can understand why he’s in favor of providing that,”

guardian Tuesday, August 11, 2020 8:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Uh, buddy, that’s a pretty small carrot,”

guardian Tuesday, August 11, 2020 8:21:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “I’m gonna need something stronger than ‘probably’ for the person who has the nuclear codes,”

guardian Friday, July 24, 2020 7:36:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert said : “Just to remind you, it’s not a hard test,”

guardian Friday, July 24, 2020 7:36:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert disse : "Wow, isso, realmente acalma o meu ego frágil"

dn Monday, September 18, 2017 10:42:00 AM EAT

Stephen Colbert declarou : "Sei que muitas pessoas gostariam de fazer isso e me sinto honrado de que o presidente tenha convidado a nossa equipe para sua esfera privada"

correiodopovo Friday, July 28, 2017 10:14:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert commenté : "Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée"

Europe1 Friday, July 28, 2017 5:11:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert comentó : "Sé que mucha gente quería hacerlo y me siento honrado de que el presidente animado haya invitado a nuestro equipo a su esfera privada"

teletica Friday, July 28, 2017 4:35:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert commenté : «Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée»

lematin-CH Friday, July 28, 2017 1:43:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert declarou : "Sei que muitas pessoas gostariam de fazer isso e me sinto honrado de que o presidente tenha convidado a nossa equipe para sua esfera privada"

correiobraziliense Friday, July 28, 2017 1:22:00 PM EAT

Stephen Colbert commenté : «Je sais que beaucoup de gens voulaient le faire et je suis honoré que le président animé ait invité notre équipe dans sa sphère privée»

24heures Friday, July 28, 2017 11:44:00 AM EAT