Seth Meyers

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Seth Meyers said : “It’s great to be at Radio City — what a historic room to be able to tell people you got Covid in,” External link

nytimes Sunday, May 22, 2022 12:16:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “It’s great to be at Radio City — what a historic room to be able to tell people you got Covid in,” External link

nytimes Saturday, May 21, 2022 1:19:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “You know, when I started this show I poured exactly one shot of whiskey and left it in the drawer of my desk in case of emergency,” “And throughout the entirety of the Trump presidency, I resisted using it, but you know what? F―k it” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, May 20, 2022 11:46:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I will say, it’s a rare treat to watch Republicans tear each other apart, because when Republicans decide to knife each other, they hold nothing back,” “Democrats just snipe at each other on cable news about who’s responsible for their poll numbers” External link

guardian Thursday, May 19, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Normally I would’ve dismissed that all as ridiculous, except the GOP freaked out ,” External link

guardian Thursday, May 19, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers concluded ( about Donald Trump ) : “Cawthorn’s loss proves that the GOP establishment, if it wanted to, could easily ostracize its most toxic members,” “It just chooses not to. It has actively chosen to collude with Trump and his ilk, no matter how dangerous they are to democracy, because they think that’s the path to power” External link

guardian Thursday, May 19, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “You know, guys, politics is a rough and tumble business and D.C. can be a cruel town,” External link

thedailybeast Thursday, May 19, 2022 7:16:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “Did you get good feedback via fax?” External link

independent-UK Thursday, May 19, 2022 3:16:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Also today, a tree fell in the forest,” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 7:41:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “because they need somewhere to put all the people too embarrassing for Dancing with the Stars” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 7:41:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “First of all, you don’t have to be a card-carrying member of a white supremacist organization to be a white supremacist,” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 4:26:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “But of course, he wants to pretend it’s not a problem. Because he’s also openly and repeatedly promoted replacement theory on his show,” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 4:26:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers concluded : “Prominent figures on the right have been parroting this depraved and deeply racist ideology for years now,” “And on top of being bigoted, dehumanizing and dangerous, it’s also just breathtakingly dumb. It’s so dumb even they can’t actually explain the logic” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 4:26:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “First of all, you don’t have to be a card-carrying member of a white supremacist organization to be a white supremacist,” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022 6:53:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “But of course, he wants to pretend it’s not a problem. Because he’s also openly and repeatedly promoted replacement theory on his show,” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022 6:53:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers concluded : “Prominent figures on the right have been parroting this depraved and deeply racist ideology for years now,” “And on top of being bigoted, dehumanizing and dangerous, it’s also just breathtakingly dumb. It’s so dumb even they can’t actually explain the logic” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022 6:53:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “They had to work backwards to realize he was bragging about you,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Tuesday, May 17, 2022 5:23:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Just to be clear, I’m not saying inflation is somehow the Democrats’ fault,” External link

guardian Friday, May 13, 2022 6:23:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers concluded : “Call Manchin’s bluff and ask him what he wants,” “If Manchin’s bullshitting and his answer is actually that he’s opposed to everything – which is very possible – then at least we’ll know. And we can move on” External link

guardian Friday, May 13, 2022 6:23:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “Imagine you’re Mexico. The U.S. just had an election where they chose a visibly insane game show host who said horrible things about Mexicans and suddenly missiles start raining down on you. Would you be mystified?” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, May 13, 2022 3:58:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Clarence Thomas ) : “and just in time – did you see how close that lunatic got to Clarence Thomas?” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 11, 2022 7:45:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Rudolph Giuliani ) : “Rudy records himself saying incriminating things all the time,” “Before he talks to anyone, he should pat himself down to make sure he’s not wearing a wire” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 10, 2022 6:40:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Hey committee, I don’t know how any of this works, but can you stop waiting until people don’t show up before you start considering what their punishment will be?” “Why can’t you just say, before they don’t show up, either be here at the appointed time or you’re going to jail” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 10, 2022 6:40:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about President Obama ) : "Do all these pundits whining about the leak really think this is what will shatter the integrity of the court? Not the fact that Republicans stole a seat from President Obama, or the fact that several of their nominees apparently lied to the Senate about their positions on Roe," External link

foxnews Friday, May 6, 2022 8:12:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “It is very telling that you think ‘over-educated’ is a burn,” “And when they’re not mocking protesters,” External link

guardian Friday, May 6, 2022 7:09:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “There is no duo in history worse than Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham,” External link

guardian Friday, May 6, 2022 7:09:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “It doesn’t surprise me at all that Trump says he can’t find the documents they want,” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “If you ask me, there’s a decent chance the reason he doesn’t have them is he flushed them down the toilet,” “This is the guy the Republican party is in lockstep behind” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted : “This is how much you have to forfeit your dignity to succeed in today’s Republican party,” “You have to grovel and debase yourself to earn the endorsement of a guy who can’t even remember your name” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained : “Your claim is that you weren’t lying when you denied that you said you had urged Trump to resign, because the reporter asked you if you had urged Trump to resign, which you claimed you didn’t,” “And if we want to know if you told your members you would urge Trump to resign, we should ask your members if you told them you would urge him to resign, instead of just listening to the audio where you told them that you would urge Trump to resign” External link

guardian Friday, April 29, 2022 7:25:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump has been saying he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke” External link

independent-UK Friday, April 29, 2022 5:11:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told ( about Donald Trump ) : “I wasn’t aware how it was playing with Donald Trump,” External link

independent-UK Friday, April 29, 2022 5:11:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “What do you mean ‘do fruit’?” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, April 29, 2022 2:35:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I’m sorry, but there’s no way Trump won’t immediately go back to tweeting if he’s given the chance,” “Trump doesn’t have the self-restraint to stay off Twitter. Offering his Twitter back is like offering Keith Richards a cigarette” External link

guardian Thursday, April 28, 2022 6:52:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted ( about Brian Kilmeade ) : “Every time you think your life is bad, just remember: you could be a former congressman begging Brian Kilmeade, a man with the eyes of a cabbage patch doll, to send out truths,” External link

guardian Thursday, April 28, 2022 6:52:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “A waiting list? Isn’t the whole point of the internet that everything is instant?” “This is like if you clicked on Apple maps and it was just a list of places where you could buy a map” External link

guardian Thursday, April 28, 2022 6:52:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Oof, that’s gotta hurt. That’s not even a good lie,” External link

guardian Wednesday, April 27, 2022 7:12:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Well, I feel a lot better knowing that Twitter wasn’t in great hands before,” External link

guardian Wednesday, April 27, 2022 7:12:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted : “She’s trying to overturn the results of the election with the tone of a Peloton instructor,” “Also, just a tip: if you’re planning a coup, maybe don’t do it via group chat” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 26, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Republicans have made it clear they will debase themselves in the most humiliating ways possible to slink back to Trump and earn his support,” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 26, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained ( about Donald Trump ) : “now come crawling back to Trump’s endorsement by mindlessly parroting his various lies and conspiracy theories” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 26, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained : “These guys just make shit up and don’t bother to explain it with made-up details because they don’t have to,” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 26, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “That’s a terrible, terrible thing to do to people on 4/20,” External link

guardian Friday, April 22, 2022 7:02:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I’m sure he was surprised,” External link

guardian Friday, April 22, 2022 7:02:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “As we have said many times on this show, the modern Republican party is, among many other things, a collection of some of the weirdest people in the world,” External link

guardian Thursday, April 21, 2022 7:55:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers mocked : “You can? Which Cinemax package do you have?” “Just remember: anytime you come up with some kinky idea involving two cartoon characters, pornography has beat you to it. I bet if you googled Mickey and Pluto the top auto-complete options would be ‘go on a picnic’, ‘go on a drive’ and ‘go to town on each other’” External link

guardian Thursday, April 21, 2022 7:55:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Is it already time to resort to tanning your balls? Nothing is crazier than a conservative’s second idea. I don’t trust vaccines but I’ll eat some horse paste. Are there ever solutions somewhere between plan ‘a’ and the craziest shit you’ve ever heard?” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 19, 2022 6:16:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “Also, even if there was some sort of massive global testosterone crisis, is it already time to start tanning your balls?!” External link

thedailybeast Tuesday, April 19, 2022 5:59:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “It’s not like we think he’s a comedy gold mine,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Monday, April 11, 2022 2:19:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “At this point, it’s easier to list the Trump aides who aren’t in legal trouble,” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “like a drunk aunt at a comedy show who thinks everyone’s there to see her” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Buddy, if people are standing and talking you can’t bitch about it, you’ve got to grow a spine and plow right through,” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “dangerous and pathetic at the same time, which is true of so much of the GOP these days,” “It’s honestly bewildering. Trump’s like one of those cats who gets stuck on a Roomba but then if you go near it he’ll hiss and claw your eyes out” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “It’s like if instead of a shack in the woods, the Unabomber had a residency at Caesar’s Palace,” “And he’s still walking around repeating the lie that the election was stolen, and that’s where dangerous meets pathetic” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, April 8, 2022 10:08:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Sarah Palin ) : “I think Palin is in for a rude awakening if she thinks she’s still on the vanguard of wild and crazy Republicans,” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 8:48:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added ( about Matt Gaetz ) : “I have no problem with tough questioning of our national security officials, and I’m all for cutting the defense budget,” “It’s massively inflated and we could absolutely spend it better elsewhere, but that’s not even what the scam artists like Gaetz are asking for. They just want to whine about woke-ism and critical race theory. They don’t actually want to cut defense spending” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 8:48:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “These Trump toadies are all such obsequious little worms, but Pence’s faux gravitas makes him that much more insufferable,” “The head-shaking, the solemn tone, the put-on folksy demeanor – he looks and moves like a Chuck-E-Cheese robot who tells the band to keep it down” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 5, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Dude, you worked in New York real estate for decades. I bet every phone he used was a burner phone,” External link

guardian Friday, April 1, 2022 7:07:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Holy shit, that sounds like something Saruman would say in Lord of the Rings,” External link

guardian Tuesday, March 29, 2022 8:40:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “He sided with Trump in a case to block the release of records that could’ve potentially implicated his own wife,” External link

guardian Tuesday, March 29, 2022 8:40:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Of course Ted Cruz was involved,” “If there’s a rotting, insidious idea somewhere, anywhere, it’s more likely than not that Ted Cruz had a role in it” External link

guardian Tuesday, March 29, 2022 8:40:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : "You recently got to know Joe Burrow a little bit?" External link

wlwt Monday, March 21, 2022 10:08:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : "You recently got to know Joe Burrow a little bit?" External link

wlwt Monday, March 21, 2022 10:08:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I can say with absolute certainty that’s the warmest reception anyone has ever received on Zoom,” External link

guardian Thursday, March 17, 2022 8:12:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained : “The consequences for Russia have been intense, and there’s likely more coming,” “On top of that, it seems like Putin did not expect that his barbaric invasion of Ukraine would go this badly or take this long” External link

guardian Thursday, March 17, 2022 8:12:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “That is an incredibly brave protest knowing the likely consequences,” “In fact, it’s hard to fully grasp just how brave that is, because we take free speech for granted here” External link

guardian Thursday, March 17, 2022 8:12:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “All right, that sentence right there is how you know you’re about to hear some bullshit,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Tuesday, March 15, 2022 11:40:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “What on earth are you talking about? You think Biden sees Putin as a partner?” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Tuesday, March 15, 2022 11:40:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “There’s no good outcomes for anyone here, including Russia,” External link

guardian Friday, March 11, 2022 8:29:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “That’s really incredible – even a guy who’s being hunted by one of the world’s most barbaric autocrats still believes in the power of dialogue,” External link

guardian Friday, March 11, 2022 8:29:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added ( about Donald Trump ) : “That’s what Trump does — he floats crazy shit and sees how far he can take it,” “If one idea gets rejected, he just tries another one” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, March 11, 2022 7:08:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added ( about Donald Trump ) : “That’s what Trump does, he floats crazy shit and sees how far he can take it,” “If one idea gets rejected, he just tries another one” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, March 11, 2022 12:38:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted ( about Saudi ) : “which might make this a good time to pause and acknowledge how insane it is that we continue to buy oil from brutal regimes like Russia and Saudi Arabia,” External link

guardian Thursday, March 10, 2022 8:35:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “so much better for so many obvious reasons” External link

guardian Thursday, March 10, 2022 8:35:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “This person should not be an elected official,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Thursday, March 10, 2022 5:07:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Dude, I salute your courage, but it’s fine if you hide,” External link

guardian Wednesday, March 9, 2022 8:14:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Look, we came very close, very close to a world where Trump was still in charge during Russia’s brutal and illegal invasion of Ukraine, which is scary for many reasons,” External link

nytimes Tuesday, March 8, 2022 3:28:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “How much of a dick do you have to be to yell at a bunch of high school students who are just trying to be safe?” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, March 5, 2022 2:37:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers claimed : "Students were like, ‘Somehow you make our principal seem chill.’ When their parents asked how their day was they were like, ‘I got bullied by the governor.’" External link

foxnews Friday, March 4, 2022 10:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "You certainly don't seem happy to be there," External link

foxnews Friday, March 4, 2022 10:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “How much of a [expletive] do you have to be to yell at a bunch of high school students who are just trying to be safe?” External link

nytimes Friday, March 4, 2022 4:19:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “First of all, who would buy a pillow from a man who so obviously has never slept?” External link

thedailybeast Tuesday, March 1, 2022 6:22:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Nothing is funnier than a person saying ‘you’re not smart’ and then the best way they can come up to describe the opposite of smart are the words ‘opposite of smart,’” External link

thedailybeast Tuesday, March 1, 2022 6:22:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The entire world is aghast and horrified,” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, February 26, 2022 12:31:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The entire world is aghast and horrified,” External link

news-yahoo Friday, February 25, 2022 2:12:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The entire world is aghast and horrified,” External link

guardian Thursday, February 24, 2022 7:56:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Man, Trump tried everything: the justice department, homeland security, swing state lawmakers, even Rudy Giuliani,” “Of all people, I can’t believe and yet I can believe that he had Rudy call the Department of Homeland Security. Although, who knows with Rudy – it could’ve been a butt dial” External link

guardian Thursday, February 3, 2022 9:01:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump made it clear this weekend that he’s leading a pro-coup movement intent on dismantling American democracy,” External link

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 2, 2022 5:33:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “One thing you can always count on with Trump is that eventually he’ll tire himself out and just confess,” External link

guardian Tuesday, February 1, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “There’s no crime Trump could commit that he wouldn’t later confess to,” External link

guardian Tuesday, February 1, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers argued : “At some point you just have to admit this is a pro-insurrection movement,” External link

guardian Tuesday, February 1, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump made it clear this weekend that he’s leading a pro-coup movement intent on dismantling American democracy,” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 1, 2022 7:34:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump made it clear this weekend that he’s leading a pro-coup movement intent on dismantling American democracy,” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 1, 2022 7:55:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers recalled : "We undressed her and the baby was just out," External link

usaToday Tuesday, February 1, 2022 2:29:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “there’s no reason to ever take seriously anything these guys say ever again,” External link

guardian Friday, January 28, 2022 8:03:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Seth Meyers ) : “Now that is a show that would make college-age Seth Meyers very happy,” External link

wftv Thursday, January 27, 2022 7:11:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about David Letterman ) : “There are a lot of things I can’t believe about the fact that I get to do this job, but the thing I truly can’t believe above all of the others is that this show, ‘Late Night,’ this is David Letterman’s show,” External link

wftv Thursday, January 27, 2022 7:11:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers dijo ( about Seth Meyers ) : “Ese es un show que haría muy feliz a Seth Meyers en edad universitaria” External link

orlandosentinel Thursday, January 27, 2022 12:57:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Wow, so it could’ve been a high-level government executive, or a general, or literally anyone at Mar-a-Lago,” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 25, 2022 8:27:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Sometimes I feel like we’re going to be hearing revelations like this one for the rest of our lives,” “Some day I’ll be sitting in a nursing home, looking out the window at my favorite tree, and a nurse will come in and say ‘did you hear? Trump was training an army of rats to chew the wires out of voting machines” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 25, 2022 8:27:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained ( about Donald Trump ) : “For some reason, Trump thought it would be a good idea to call into NPR,” External link

guardian Thursday, January 13, 2022 7:50:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Inskeep came prepared with basic facts to debunk Trump’s claims, and Trump clearly had no idea how to handle it,” External link

guardian Thursday, January 13, 2022 7:50:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted ( about Donald Trump ) : “You know it’s bad when Donald Trump, who will drone on endlessly for as long as you let him, willingly ends an interview before it’s supposed to be over,” “When these deranged lies are subjected to even a modicum of scrutiny they collapse because they’re absurd on their face” External link

guardian Thursday, January 13, 2022 7:50:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “so pathetic, I honestly thought I was delirious from the Covid” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 11, 2022 8:32:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted : “Look, we all know Ted Cruz has a thing for self-humiliation,” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 11, 2022 8:32:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained ( about Ted Cruz ) : “I mean, it’s the right thing to say, even though it’s definitely a little weird to condemn an attack you helped whip up by spreading the very lies that fueled that mob,” “It’s like when OJ promised to find the real killer, except in Cruz’s case it’s arguably worse because he’s doing it at the scene of the crime” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 11, 2022 8:32:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Ted ) : “Wow, I knew Ted had a thing for self-humiliation, but that is next-level,” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 11, 2022 8:32:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Ted ) : “Wow, I knew Ted had a thing for self-humiliation, but that is next-level,” “Imagine begging for forgiveness from a cable news host while he sits there with that look he always has on his face like he’s trying to remember the name of the other guy from Wham” External link

nytimes Tuesday, January 11, 2022 3:13:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “We didn’t have a shovel. All Safeway had was a kid shovel so I had to shovel the whole walkway with a kid shovel” External link

baltimore-cbslocal Friday, January 7, 2022 11:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers wrote : "The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)," External link

thehill Friday, January 7, 2022 6:11:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers wrote : “Tune in next Monday to see what cool location we will try and pass off as a studio!” External link

theepochtimes Thursday, January 6, 2022 5:37:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)” External link

bostonglobe Wednesday, January 5, 2022 9:39:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)” External link

bostonglobe Wednesday, January 5, 2022 6:34:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)” External link

bostonglobe Wednesday, January 5, 2022 4:33:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!)" External link

npr Wednesday, January 5, 2022 2:06:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "The good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)" External link

npr Wednesday, January 5, 2022 2:06:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added : "Tune in next Monday to see what cool location we will try and pass off as a studio!!!" External link

npr Wednesday, January 5, 2022 2:06:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "According to the latest numbers, the U.S is averaging 386,000 cases of the coronavirus each day," External link

CBSnews Wednesday, January 5, 2022 1:30:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “The good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)” External link

whittierdailynews Tuesday, January 4, 2022 10:58:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told : “When you’re a talk show host, and not just me but my colleagues as well, people really feel like they know you. And through this year they felt like they knew us even more than before, because they were seeing us in our homes, they were seeing our children, they were seeing our spouses,” External link

whittierdailynews Tuesday, January 4, 2022 10:58:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers wrote : “The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)” External link

nytimes Tuesday, January 4, 2022 10:25:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “Regardless of how you feel about the ethics of kicking politicians off Twitter, it’s just a huge quality of life improvement, like when Trump got kicked off Twitter,” “Trying to live in a world where people like Trump and Greene are constantly screaming insane shit on Twitter is like trying to have a conversation with a friend on the street next to a jackhammer” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 4, 2022 8:03:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about President Trump ) : “House Democrats today concluded their impeachment case against former President Trump,” External link

nytimes Wednesday, December 22, 2021 8:15:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Anytime someone starts a text with the words ‘here’s an aggressive strategy’, don’t open the attachment,” “Also the random capitalization is a hint that whatever that person is telling you is going to be super insane” External link

guardian Friday, December 17, 2021 8:24:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Recently, the White House said the blame for rising meat prices rests in part with meat conglomerates, and then Fox News decided to repeat a term for those companies to deride Biden that — well, let’s just say the term was a little distracting,” External link

nytimes Friday, December 17, 2021 3:28:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained : “They did everything they could, left no stone unturned, looked for every crack and crevice in our democracy they could possibly find,” External link

guardian Tuesday, December 14, 2021 8:19:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I guess he forgot to tell his underlings before they started emailing a powerpoint around detailing their crimes,” “Even the mafia knows to use code words. If the mafia ever made a powerpoint presentation, it would say something vague, like ‘Plan For The Guys At The Place To Do The Thing’” External link

guardian Tuesday, December 14, 2021 8:19:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Republicans are, as usual, lying about lockdowns and vaccines,” External link

guardian Friday, December 10, 2021 7:39:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I don’t even want to imagine what’s next,” External link

guardian Friday, December 10, 2021 7:39:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “That might seem like a short answer, but it’s probably how much he talked when he brought the idea up with Trump before Trump cut him off,” “These people’s depravity truly knows no bounds,” External link

guardian Thursday, December 9, 2021 7:56:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers reported : “is dismissing it as some sort of liberal hoax” External link

guardian Tuesday, December 7, 2021 8:27:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Are you out of your fucking mind?” “You think anyone wants this pandemic to keep going? Do you think that’s good for Democrats politically? Everyone is miserable. No one wants this thing to keep going. We all desperately want life to go back to normal” External link

guardian Tuesday, December 7, 2021 8:27:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told : “We had another one, you guys,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Saturday, November 27, 2021 1:48:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “the amped-up energy of a fifth grader telling you about a classmate” External link

guardian Tuesday, November 23, 2021 11:29:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Kevin McCarthy ) : “All that stuff is apparently so unacceptable to McCarthy, he lost his mind in a tantrum that went past 5am while being heckled by Democrats in the back row,” External link

guardian Tuesday, November 23, 2021 11:29:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “the amped-up energy of a fifth grader telling you about a classmate” External link

guardian Tuesday, November 23, 2021 8:01:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Kevin McCarthy ) : “All that stuff is apparently so unacceptable to McCarthy, he lost his mind in a tantrum that went past 5am while being heckled by Democrats in the back row,” External link

guardian Tuesday, November 23, 2021 8:01:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “For one thing, I would be terrified of hearing you rap,” External link

guardian Friday, November 19, 2021 8:23:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “No one is objecting to the existence of cartoons in general,” External link

guardian Friday, November 19, 2021 8:23:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted : “casting himself as some sort of straight shooter when it comes to the 2020 election” External link

guardian Thursday, November 18, 2021 8:54:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers mocked ( about Donald Trump ) : “Oh yes, let’s see which Donald Trump will show up,” External link

guardian Thursday, November 18, 2021 8:54:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told : "I feel like I want to confirm if it's real or a rumor. This is something you've been reading about a lot in the press," External link

foxnews Thursday, November 18, 2021 2:23:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers mocked ( about Steve Bannon ) : “I’m sorry, you call yourself ‘Captain Bannon’ now?” External link

guardian Tuesday, November 16, 2021 8:28:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers observed : “Also it really undercuts your attempt at defiance and bravado when there’s a guy behind you holding up a sign that says ‘Coup Plotter’,” External link

guardian Tuesday, November 16, 2021 8:28:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “This is something you’ve been reading about a lot in the press,” External link

independent-UK Wednesday, November 10, 2021 6:59:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I want to address something. I feel like I want to confirm if it’s real,” External link

ngrguardiannews Tuesday, November 9, 2021 5:18:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I want to address something. I feel like I want to confirm if it’s real,” External link

guardian-ng Tuesday, November 9, 2021 5:02:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “So, yes, the results were bad for Democrats and, yes, they absolutely need to learn some real lessons from it, but you didn’t need an election result in Virginia to tell you that things aren’t exactly great for Democrats right now,” External link

guardian Friday, November 5, 2021 7:27:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Don’t let that vest fool you,” External link

guardian Friday, November 5, 2021 7:27:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "You might of heard that Democrats lost the race for governor of Virginia on Tuesday, although, if you were to judge from the tenor of cable news coverage you might have gotten the impression that an asteroid was about to destroy all life on earth," External link

foxnews Friday, November 5, 2021 7:08:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "Look, the results were obviously bad for Democrats. And there are plenty of reasons for them to be worried about what it portends but let’s not lose sight of the fact that this is common in American politics," External link

foxnews Friday, November 5, 2021 7:08:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “just kinda how American public opinion works” External link

guardian Thursday, November 4, 2021 7:14:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained : “Youngkin enthusiastically welcomed Trump’s endorsement while also keeping him at arm’s length and declining to stand onstage with him,” “At one point, he happily accepted Trump’s endorsement, and then at another, he said he had nothing to do with the tele-rally Trump held for him and acted like he barely even talked to Trump” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, November 4, 2021 7:10:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added ( about Donald Trump ) : “When they actually have to appeal to swing voters in a state like Virginia, they talk about Trump the way parents talk to their kids about The Babadook,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, November 4, 2021 7:10:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers responded ( about Jeanine Pirro ) : “Jeanine, I’m pretty sure you meant to say ‘kingmaker,’ which is a good thing, not ‘kingpin,’ which is usually reserved for criminals,” “That’s a very revealing clip. I’d say it’s Freudian, but with you it’s probably Franzian” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 2, 2021 7:11:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “And there’s an obvious reason Trump wants to keep those records hidden,” “Trump and his cronies had a detailed plan for overturning election results and they tried to execute that plan. And they almost succeeded. It wasn’t an impulse or a whim, it was a plot” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 2, 2021 7:11:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “have been, and this is the exact political science term originally coined by historian Doris Kearns Goodwin, in her prize-winning study Power and Influence in the 19th Century, a shit-covered ass over tea kettle clusterfuck,” External link

guardian Friday, October 29, 2021 6:48:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “who decided to hold the bill hostage and turn it into a public melodrama to feed their own egos and to protect their corporate patrons” External link

guardian Friday, October 29, 2021 6:48:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Taylor Swift ) : “You would definitely remember talking to Marjorie Taylor Greene, the same way you’d remember being attacked by Chucky,” External link

guardian Thursday, October 28, 2021 8:04:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Her denial is itself a damning admission – she claims she wasn’t involved in planning the protest because she was too busy trying to overturn the election results,” External link

guardian Thursday, October 28, 2021 8:04:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told : “that hasn’t stopped some on the right from spreading the baseless claim anyway,” External link

news-yahoo Friday, October 15, 2021 11:11:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about President Trump ) : “I do like that Trump is constantly making life difficult for Republicans who just want to use him to win power,” “Sorry you guys bought a ticket on this train, Rick, and now you can’t get off” External link

guardian Friday, October 15, 2021 6:48:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Wow, he’s been out of office so long, he’s forgotten how threats work,” External link

nytimes Friday, October 15, 2021 2:23:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told : “that hasn’t stopped some on the right from spreading the baseless claim anyway,” External link

news-yahoo Friday, October 15, 2021 8:36:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers told : “that hasn’t stopped some on the right from spreading the baseless claim anyway,” External link

news-yahoo Friday, October 15, 2021 7:36:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “But that hasn’t stopped some on the right from spreading the baseless claim anyway,” External link

guardian Thursday, October 14, 2021 7:16:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told : “that hasn’t stopped some on the right from spreading the baseless claim anyway,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, October 14, 2021 1:56:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “And you can tell Trump was waiting for a crowd reaction, too. I mean, look at him — it’s like watching an open-mic night at the senior center,” External link

nytimes Tuesday, October 12, 2021 2:16:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “What was wrong with the days before Trump? Too many alive people? Not enough breaking news alerts?” External link

guardian Friday, October 8, 2021 7:24:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I’ve long wanted to write a story about a bear and am grateful that Penguin gave me the opportunity,” External link

suntimes Monday, October 4, 2021 10:28:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "Yep, she is a very good sport, and a very handsome woman," External link

CBSnews Sunday, June 20, 2021 5:25:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The very same people who approve of Donald Trump’s friendly attitude towards Putin are claiming Biden wasn’t tough enough,” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, June 19, 2021 5:41:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The very same people who approve of Donald Trump’s friendly attitude towards Putin are claiming Biden wasn’t tough enough,” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, June 19, 2021 1:09:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The very same people who approve of Donald Trump’s friendly attitude towards Putin are claiming Biden wasn’t tough enough,” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, June 19, 2021 5:03:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers noted : “It would take more than a fire alarm to drown out Trump,” “The guy spent four years giving press conferences next to a whirring helicopter blade” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, June 17, 2021 7:18:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted : “It would take more than a fire alarm to drown out Trump,” “The guy spent four years giving press conferences next to a whirring helicopter blade” External link

guardian Thursday, June 17, 2021 6:25:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers afirma : "A deficiência de ferro e zinco nos alimentos hoje já faz com que cerca de 60 milhões de anos de vida sejam perdidos anualmente. Então essas deficiências já provocam grandes cargas globais de doenças" External link

noticias-terra-br Thursday, September 5, 2019 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explica : "E isso não deixa de ser meio irônico, já que essas são as pessoas que têm menos responsabilidade pela emissão de dióxido de carbono que está tornando os alimentos menos nutritivos" External link

noticias-terra-br Thursday, September 5, 2019 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers afirmou ( about Donald Trump ) : "Trump diz que vai candidatar-se como republicano, achei que se ia candidatar como uma piada" External link

dn Monday, February 27, 2017 7:32:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers diz : “Minha dissertação escolar está uma verdadeira ‘olimpíadas do Rio’. Tenho que entregar amanhã e ainda nem comecei a fazer a pesquisa. Acho que vou ligar para o professor e dizer que contrai o vírus da zika” External link

folha Thursday, August 4, 2016 7:07:00 PM EAT



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Seth Meyers said : “It’s great to be at Radio City — what a historic room to be able to tell people you got Covid in,” External link

nytimes Sunday, May 22, 2022 12:16:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “It’s great to be at Radio City — what a historic room to be able to tell people you got Covid in,” External link

nytimes Saturday, May 21, 2022 1:19:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “You know, when I started this show I poured exactly one shot of whiskey and left it in the drawer of my desk in case of emergency,” “And throughout the entirety of the Trump presidency, I resisted using it, but you know what? F―k it” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, May 20, 2022 11:46:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I will say, it’s a rare treat to watch Republicans tear each other apart, because when Republicans decide to knife each other, they hold nothing back,” “Democrats just snipe at each other on cable news about who’s responsible for their poll numbers” External link

guardian Thursday, May 19, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Normally I would’ve dismissed that all as ridiculous, except the GOP freaked out ,” External link

guardian Thursday, May 19, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers concluded ( about Donald Trump ) : “Cawthorn’s loss proves that the GOP establishment, if it wanted to, could easily ostracize its most toxic members,” “It just chooses not to. It has actively chosen to collude with Trump and his ilk, no matter how dangerous they are to democracy, because they think that’s the path to power” External link

guardian Thursday, May 19, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “You know, guys, politics is a rough and tumble business and D.C. can be a cruel town,” External link

thedailybeast Thursday, May 19, 2022 7:16:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “Did you get good feedback via fax?” External link

independent-UK Thursday, May 19, 2022 3:16:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Also today, a tree fell in the forest,” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 7:41:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “because they need somewhere to put all the people too embarrassing for Dancing with the Stars” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 7:41:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “First of all, you don’t have to be a card-carrying member of a white supremacist organization to be a white supremacist,” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 4:26:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “But of course, he wants to pretend it’s not a problem. Because he’s also openly and repeatedly promoted replacement theory on his show,” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 4:26:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers concluded : “Prominent figures on the right have been parroting this depraved and deeply racist ideology for years now,” “And on top of being bigoted, dehumanizing and dangerous, it’s also just breathtakingly dumb. It’s so dumb even they can’t actually explain the logic” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 18, 2022 4:26:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “First of all, you don’t have to be a card-carrying member of a white supremacist organization to be a white supremacist,” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022 6:53:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “But of course, he wants to pretend it’s not a problem. Because he’s also openly and repeatedly promoted replacement theory on his show,” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022 6:53:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers concluded : “Prominent figures on the right have been parroting this depraved and deeply racist ideology for years now,” “And on top of being bigoted, dehumanizing and dangerous, it’s also just breathtakingly dumb. It’s so dumb even they can’t actually explain the logic” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 17, 2022 6:53:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “They had to work backwards to realize he was bragging about you,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Tuesday, May 17, 2022 5:23:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Just to be clear, I’m not saying inflation is somehow the Democrats’ fault,” External link

guardian Friday, May 13, 2022 6:23:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers concluded : “Call Manchin’s bluff and ask him what he wants,” “If Manchin’s bullshitting and his answer is actually that he’s opposed to everything – which is very possible – then at least we’ll know. And we can move on” External link

guardian Friday, May 13, 2022 6:23:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “Imagine you’re Mexico. The U.S. just had an election where they chose a visibly insane game show host who said horrible things about Mexicans and suddenly missiles start raining down on you. Would you be mystified?” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, May 13, 2022 3:58:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Clarence Thomas ) : “and just in time – did you see how close that lunatic got to Clarence Thomas?” External link

guardian Wednesday, May 11, 2022 7:45:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Rudolph Giuliani ) : “Rudy records himself saying incriminating things all the time,” “Before he talks to anyone, he should pat himself down to make sure he’s not wearing a wire” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 10, 2022 6:40:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Hey committee, I don’t know how any of this works, but can you stop waiting until people don’t show up before you start considering what their punishment will be?” “Why can’t you just say, before they don’t show up, either be here at the appointed time or you’re going to jail” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 10, 2022 6:40:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about President Obama ) : "Do all these pundits whining about the leak really think this is what will shatter the integrity of the court? Not the fact that Republicans stole a seat from President Obama, or the fact that several of their nominees apparently lied to the Senate about their positions on Roe," External link

foxnews Friday, May 6, 2022 8:12:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “It is very telling that you think ‘over-educated’ is a burn,” “And when they’re not mocking protesters,” External link

guardian Friday, May 6, 2022 7:09:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “There is no duo in history worse than Ted Cruz and Lindsey Graham,” External link

guardian Friday, May 6, 2022 7:09:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “It doesn’t surprise me at all that Trump says he can’t find the documents they want,” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “If you ask me, there’s a decent chance the reason he doesn’t have them is he flushed them down the toilet,” “This is the guy the Republican party is in lockstep behind” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted : “This is how much you have to forfeit your dignity to succeed in today’s Republican party,” “You have to grovel and debase yourself to earn the endorsement of a guy who can’t even remember your name” External link

guardian Tuesday, May 3, 2022 6:15:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained : “Your claim is that you weren’t lying when you denied that you said you had urged Trump to resign, because the reporter asked you if you had urged Trump to resign, which you claimed you didn’t,” “And if we want to know if you told your members you would urge Trump to resign, we should ask your members if you told them you would urge him to resign, instead of just listening to the audio where you told them that you would urge Trump to resign” External link

guardian Friday, April 29, 2022 7:25:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump has been saying he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke” External link

independent-UK Friday, April 29, 2022 5:11:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told ( about Donald Trump ) : “I wasn’t aware how it was playing with Donald Trump,” External link

independent-UK Friday, April 29, 2022 5:11:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “What do you mean ‘do fruit’?” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, April 29, 2022 2:35:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I’m sorry, but there’s no way Trump won’t immediately go back to tweeting if he’s given the chance,” “Trump doesn’t have the self-restraint to stay off Twitter. Offering his Twitter back is like offering Keith Richards a cigarette” External link

guardian Thursday, April 28, 2022 6:52:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted ( about Brian Kilmeade ) : “Every time you think your life is bad, just remember: you could be a former congressman begging Brian Kilmeade, a man with the eyes of a cabbage patch doll, to send out truths,” External link

guardian Thursday, April 28, 2022 6:52:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “A waiting list? Isn’t the whole point of the internet that everything is instant?” “This is like if you clicked on Apple maps and it was just a list of places where you could buy a map” External link

guardian Thursday, April 28, 2022 6:52:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Oof, that’s gotta hurt. That’s not even a good lie,” External link

guardian Wednesday, April 27, 2022 7:12:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Well, I feel a lot better knowing that Twitter wasn’t in great hands before,” External link

guardian Wednesday, April 27, 2022 7:12:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted : “She’s trying to overturn the results of the election with the tone of a Peloton instructor,” “Also, just a tip: if you’re planning a coup, maybe don’t do it via group chat” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 26, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Republicans have made it clear they will debase themselves in the most humiliating ways possible to slink back to Trump and earn his support,” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 26, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained ( about Donald Trump ) : “now come crawling back to Trump’s endorsement by mindlessly parroting his various lies and conspiracy theories” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 26, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained : “These guys just make shit up and don’t bother to explain it with made-up details because they don’t have to,” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 26, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “That’s a terrible, terrible thing to do to people on 4/20,” External link

guardian Friday, April 22, 2022 7:02:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I’m sure he was surprised,” External link

guardian Friday, April 22, 2022 7:02:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “As we have said many times on this show, the modern Republican party is, among many other things, a collection of some of the weirdest people in the world,” External link

guardian Thursday, April 21, 2022 7:55:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers mocked : “You can? Which Cinemax package do you have?” “Just remember: anytime you come up with some kinky idea involving two cartoon characters, pornography has beat you to it. I bet if you googled Mickey and Pluto the top auto-complete options would be ‘go on a picnic’, ‘go on a drive’ and ‘go to town on each other’” External link

guardian Thursday, April 21, 2022 7:55:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Is it already time to resort to tanning your balls? Nothing is crazier than a conservative’s second idea. I don’t trust vaccines but I’ll eat some horse paste. Are there ever solutions somewhere between plan ‘a’ and the craziest shit you’ve ever heard?” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 19, 2022 6:16:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “Also, even if there was some sort of massive global testosterone crisis, is it already time to start tanning your balls?!” External link

thedailybeast Tuesday, April 19, 2022 5:59:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “It’s not like we think he’s a comedy gold mine,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Monday, April 11, 2022 2:19:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “At this point, it’s easier to list the Trump aides who aren’t in legal trouble,” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “like a drunk aunt at a comedy show who thinks everyone’s there to see her” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Buddy, if people are standing and talking you can’t bitch about it, you’ve got to grow a spine and plow right through,” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “dangerous and pathetic at the same time, which is true of so much of the GOP these days,” “It’s honestly bewildering. Trump’s like one of those cats who gets stuck on a Roomba but then if you go near it he’ll hiss and claw your eyes out” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “It’s like if instead of a shack in the woods, the Unabomber had a residency at Caesar’s Palace,” “And he’s still walking around repeating the lie that the election was stolen, and that’s where dangerous meets pathetic” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, April 8, 2022 10:08:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Sarah Palin ) : “I think Palin is in for a rude awakening if she thinks she’s still on the vanguard of wild and crazy Republicans,” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 8:48:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added ( about Matt Gaetz ) : “I have no problem with tough questioning of our national security officials, and I’m all for cutting the defense budget,” “It’s massively inflated and we could absolutely spend it better elsewhere, but that’s not even what the scam artists like Gaetz are asking for. They just want to whine about woke-ism and critical race theory. They don’t actually want to cut defense spending” External link

guardian Friday, April 8, 2022 8:48:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “These Trump toadies are all such obsequious little worms, but Pence’s faux gravitas makes him that much more insufferable,” “The head-shaking, the solemn tone, the put-on folksy demeanor – he looks and moves like a Chuck-E-Cheese robot who tells the band to keep it down” External link

guardian Tuesday, April 5, 2022 7:39:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Dude, you worked in New York real estate for decades. I bet every phone he used was a burner phone,” External link

guardian Friday, April 1, 2022 7:07:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Holy shit, that sounds like something Saruman would say in Lord of the Rings,” External link

guardian Tuesday, March 29, 2022 8:40:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “He sided with Trump in a case to block the release of records that could’ve potentially implicated his own wife,” External link

guardian Tuesday, March 29, 2022 8:40:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Of course Ted Cruz was involved,” “If there’s a rotting, insidious idea somewhere, anywhere, it’s more likely than not that Ted Cruz had a role in it” External link

guardian Tuesday, March 29, 2022 8:40:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : "You recently got to know Joe Burrow a little bit?" External link

wlwt Monday, March 21, 2022 10:08:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : "You recently got to know Joe Burrow a little bit?" External link

wlwt Monday, March 21, 2022 10:08:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I can say with absolute certainty that’s the warmest reception anyone has ever received on Zoom,” External link

guardian Thursday, March 17, 2022 8:12:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained : “The consequences for Russia have been intense, and there’s likely more coming,” “On top of that, it seems like Putin did not expect that his barbaric invasion of Ukraine would go this badly or take this long” External link

guardian Thursday, March 17, 2022 8:12:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “That is an incredibly brave protest knowing the likely consequences,” “In fact, it’s hard to fully grasp just how brave that is, because we take free speech for granted here” External link

guardian Thursday, March 17, 2022 8:12:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “All right, that sentence right there is how you know you’re about to hear some bullshit,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Tuesday, March 15, 2022 11:40:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “What on earth are you talking about? You think Biden sees Putin as a partner?” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Tuesday, March 15, 2022 11:40:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “There’s no good outcomes for anyone here, including Russia,” External link

guardian Friday, March 11, 2022 8:29:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “That’s really incredible – even a guy who’s being hunted by one of the world’s most barbaric autocrats still believes in the power of dialogue,” External link

guardian Friday, March 11, 2022 8:29:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added ( about Donald Trump ) : “That’s what Trump does — he floats crazy shit and sees how far he can take it,” “If one idea gets rejected, he just tries another one” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, March 11, 2022 7:08:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added ( about Donald Trump ) : “That’s what Trump does, he floats crazy shit and sees how far he can take it,” “If one idea gets rejected, he just tries another one” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Friday, March 11, 2022 12:38:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted ( about Saudi ) : “which might make this a good time to pause and acknowledge how insane it is that we continue to buy oil from brutal regimes like Russia and Saudi Arabia,” External link

guardian Thursday, March 10, 2022 8:35:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “so much better for so many obvious reasons” External link

guardian Thursday, March 10, 2022 8:35:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “This person should not be an elected official,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Thursday, March 10, 2022 5:07:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Dude, I salute your courage, but it’s fine if you hide,” External link

guardian Wednesday, March 9, 2022 8:14:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Look, we came very close, very close to a world where Trump was still in charge during Russia’s brutal and illegal invasion of Ukraine, which is scary for many reasons,” External link

nytimes Tuesday, March 8, 2022 3:28:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “How much of a dick do you have to be to yell at a bunch of high school students who are just trying to be safe?” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, March 5, 2022 2:37:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers claimed : "Students were like, ‘Somehow you make our principal seem chill.’ When their parents asked how their day was they were like, ‘I got bullied by the governor.’" External link

foxnews Friday, March 4, 2022 10:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "You certainly don't seem happy to be there," External link

foxnews Friday, March 4, 2022 10:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “How much of a [expletive] do you have to be to yell at a bunch of high school students who are just trying to be safe?” External link

nytimes Friday, March 4, 2022 4:19:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “First of all, who would buy a pillow from a man who so obviously has never slept?” External link

thedailybeast Tuesday, March 1, 2022 6:22:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Nothing is funnier than a person saying ‘you’re not smart’ and then the best way they can come up to describe the opposite of smart are the words ‘opposite of smart,’” External link

thedailybeast Tuesday, March 1, 2022 6:22:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The entire world is aghast and horrified,” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, February 26, 2022 12:31:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The entire world is aghast and horrified,” External link

news-yahoo Friday, February 25, 2022 2:12:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The entire world is aghast and horrified,” External link

guardian Thursday, February 24, 2022 7:56:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Man, Trump tried everything: the justice department, homeland security, swing state lawmakers, even Rudy Giuliani,” “Of all people, I can’t believe and yet I can believe that he had Rudy call the Department of Homeland Security. Although, who knows with Rudy – it could’ve been a butt dial” External link

guardian Thursday, February 3, 2022 9:01:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump made it clear this weekend that he’s leading a pro-coup movement intent on dismantling American democracy,” External link

news-yahoo Wednesday, February 2, 2022 5:33:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “One thing you can always count on with Trump is that eventually he’ll tire himself out and just confess,” External link

guardian Tuesday, February 1, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “There’s no crime Trump could commit that he wouldn’t later confess to,” External link

guardian Tuesday, February 1, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers argued : “At some point you just have to admit this is a pro-insurrection movement,” External link

guardian Tuesday, February 1, 2022 8:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump made it clear this weekend that he’s leading a pro-coup movement intent on dismantling American democracy,” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 1, 2022 7:34:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “Donald Trump made it clear this weekend that he’s leading a pro-coup movement intent on dismantling American democracy,” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, February 1, 2022 7:55:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers recalled : "We undressed her and the baby was just out," External link

usaToday Tuesday, February 1, 2022 2:29:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “there’s no reason to ever take seriously anything these guys say ever again,” External link

guardian Friday, January 28, 2022 8:03:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Seth Meyers ) : “Now that is a show that would make college-age Seth Meyers very happy,” External link

wftv Thursday, January 27, 2022 7:11:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about David Letterman ) : “There are a lot of things I can’t believe about the fact that I get to do this job, but the thing I truly can’t believe above all of the others is that this show, ‘Late Night,’ this is David Letterman’s show,” External link

wftv Thursday, January 27, 2022 7:11:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers dijo ( about Seth Meyers ) : “Ese es un show que haría muy feliz a Seth Meyers en edad universitaria” External link

orlandosentinel Thursday, January 27, 2022 12:57:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Wow, so it could’ve been a high-level government executive, or a general, or literally anyone at Mar-a-Lago,” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 25, 2022 8:27:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Sometimes I feel like we’re going to be hearing revelations like this one for the rest of our lives,” “Some day I’ll be sitting in a nursing home, looking out the window at my favorite tree, and a nurse will come in and say ‘did you hear? Trump was training an army of rats to chew the wires out of voting machines” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 25, 2022 8:27:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained ( about Donald Trump ) : “For some reason, Trump thought it would be a good idea to call into NPR,” External link

guardian Thursday, January 13, 2022 7:50:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Inskeep came prepared with basic facts to debunk Trump’s claims, and Trump clearly had no idea how to handle it,” External link

guardian Thursday, January 13, 2022 7:50:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted ( about Donald Trump ) : “You know it’s bad when Donald Trump, who will drone on endlessly for as long as you let him, willingly ends an interview before it’s supposed to be over,” “When these deranged lies are subjected to even a modicum of scrutiny they collapse because they’re absurd on their face” External link

guardian Thursday, January 13, 2022 7:50:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “so pathetic, I honestly thought I was delirious from the Covid” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 11, 2022 8:32:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted : “Look, we all know Ted Cruz has a thing for self-humiliation,” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 11, 2022 8:32:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained ( about Ted Cruz ) : “I mean, it’s the right thing to say, even though it’s definitely a little weird to condemn an attack you helped whip up by spreading the very lies that fueled that mob,” “It’s like when OJ promised to find the real killer, except in Cruz’s case it’s arguably worse because he’s doing it at the scene of the crime” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 11, 2022 8:32:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Ted ) : “Wow, I knew Ted had a thing for self-humiliation, but that is next-level,” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 11, 2022 8:32:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Ted ) : “Wow, I knew Ted had a thing for self-humiliation, but that is next-level,” “Imagine begging for forgiveness from a cable news host while he sits there with that look he always has on his face like he’s trying to remember the name of the other guy from Wham” External link

nytimes Tuesday, January 11, 2022 3:13:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “We didn’t have a shovel. All Safeway had was a kid shovel so I had to shovel the whole walkway with a kid shovel” External link

baltimore-cbslocal Friday, January 7, 2022 11:22:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers wrote : "The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)," External link

thehill Friday, January 7, 2022 6:11:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers wrote : “Tune in next Monday to see what cool location we will try and pass off as a studio!” External link

theepochtimes Thursday, January 6, 2022 5:37:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)” External link

bostonglobe Wednesday, January 5, 2022 9:39:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)” External link

bostonglobe Wednesday, January 5, 2022 6:34:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)” External link

bostonglobe Wednesday, January 5, 2022 4:33:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!)" External link

npr Wednesday, January 5, 2022 2:06:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "The good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)" External link

npr Wednesday, January 5, 2022 2:06:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added : "Tune in next Monday to see what cool location we will try and pass off as a studio!!!" External link

npr Wednesday, January 5, 2022 2:06:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "According to the latest numbers, the U.S is averaging 386,000 cases of the coronavirus each day," External link

CBSnews Wednesday, January 5, 2022 1:30:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “The good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)” External link

whittierdailynews Tuesday, January 4, 2022 10:58:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told : “When you’re a talk show host, and not just me but my colleagues as well, people really feel like they know you. And through this year they felt like they knew us even more than before, because they were seeing us in our homes, they were seeing our children, they were seeing our spouses,” External link

whittierdailynews Tuesday, January 4, 2022 10:58:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers wrote : “The bad news is, I tested positive for COVID (thanks, 2022!) the good news is, I feel fine (thanks vaccines and booster!)” External link

nytimes Tuesday, January 4, 2022 10:25:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “Regardless of how you feel about the ethics of kicking politicians off Twitter, it’s just a huge quality of life improvement, like when Trump got kicked off Twitter,” “Trying to live in a world where people like Trump and Greene are constantly screaming insane shit on Twitter is like trying to have a conversation with a friend on the street next to a jackhammer” External link

guardian Tuesday, January 4, 2022 8:03:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about President Trump ) : “House Democrats today concluded their impeachment case against former President Trump,” External link

nytimes Wednesday, December 22, 2021 8:15:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Anytime someone starts a text with the words ‘here’s an aggressive strategy’, don’t open the attachment,” “Also the random capitalization is a hint that whatever that person is telling you is going to be super insane” External link

guardian Friday, December 17, 2021 8:24:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Recently, the White House said the blame for rising meat prices rests in part with meat conglomerates, and then Fox News decided to repeat a term for those companies to deride Biden that — well, let’s just say the term was a little distracting,” External link

nytimes Friday, December 17, 2021 3:28:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained : “They did everything they could, left no stone unturned, looked for every crack and crevice in our democracy they could possibly find,” External link

guardian Tuesday, December 14, 2021 8:19:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I guess he forgot to tell his underlings before they started emailing a powerpoint around detailing their crimes,” “Even the mafia knows to use code words. If the mafia ever made a powerpoint presentation, it would say something vague, like ‘Plan For The Guys At The Place To Do The Thing’” External link

guardian Tuesday, December 14, 2021 8:19:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Republicans are, as usual, lying about lockdowns and vaccines,” External link

guardian Friday, December 10, 2021 7:39:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I don’t even want to imagine what’s next,” External link

guardian Friday, December 10, 2021 7:39:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Donald Trump ) : “That might seem like a short answer, but it’s probably how much he talked when he brought the idea up with Trump before Trump cut him off,” “These people’s depravity truly knows no bounds,” External link

guardian Thursday, December 9, 2021 7:56:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers reported : “is dismissing it as some sort of liberal hoax” External link

guardian Tuesday, December 7, 2021 8:27:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Are you out of your fucking mind?” “You think anyone wants this pandemic to keep going? Do you think that’s good for Democrats politically? Everyone is miserable. No one wants this thing to keep going. We all desperately want life to go back to normal” External link

guardian Tuesday, December 7, 2021 8:27:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told : “We had another one, you guys,” External link

huffingtonpost-us-en Saturday, November 27, 2021 1:48:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “the amped-up energy of a fifth grader telling you about a classmate” External link

guardian Tuesday, November 23, 2021 11:29:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Kevin McCarthy ) : “All that stuff is apparently so unacceptable to McCarthy, he lost his mind in a tantrum that went past 5am while being heckled by Democrats in the back row,” External link

guardian Tuesday, November 23, 2021 11:29:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “the amped-up energy of a fifth grader telling you about a classmate” External link

guardian Tuesday, November 23, 2021 8:01:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Kevin McCarthy ) : “All that stuff is apparently so unacceptable to McCarthy, he lost his mind in a tantrum that went past 5am while being heckled by Democrats in the back row,” External link

guardian Tuesday, November 23, 2021 8:01:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “For one thing, I would be terrified of hearing you rap,” External link

guardian Friday, November 19, 2021 8:23:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “No one is objecting to the existence of cartoons in general,” External link

guardian Friday, November 19, 2021 8:23:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted : “casting himself as some sort of straight shooter when it comes to the 2020 election” External link

guardian Thursday, November 18, 2021 8:54:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers mocked ( about Donald Trump ) : “Oh yes, let’s see which Donald Trump will show up,” External link

guardian Thursday, November 18, 2021 8:54:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told : "I feel like I want to confirm if it's real or a rumor. This is something you've been reading about a lot in the press," External link

foxnews Thursday, November 18, 2021 2:23:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers mocked ( about Steve Bannon ) : “I’m sorry, you call yourself ‘Captain Bannon’ now?” External link

guardian Tuesday, November 16, 2021 8:28:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers observed : “Also it really undercuts your attempt at defiance and bravado when there’s a guy behind you holding up a sign that says ‘Coup Plotter’,” External link

guardian Tuesday, November 16, 2021 8:28:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers added : “This is something you’ve been reading about a lot in the press,” External link

independent-UK Wednesday, November 10, 2021 6:59:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I want to address something. I feel like I want to confirm if it’s real,” External link

ngrguardiannews Tuesday, November 9, 2021 5:18:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I want to address something. I feel like I want to confirm if it’s real,” External link

guardian-ng Tuesday, November 9, 2021 5:02:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “So, yes, the results were bad for Democrats and, yes, they absolutely need to learn some real lessons from it, but you didn’t need an election result in Virginia to tell you that things aren’t exactly great for Democrats right now,” External link

guardian Friday, November 5, 2021 7:27:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Don’t let that vest fool you,” External link

guardian Friday, November 5, 2021 7:27:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "You might of heard that Democrats lost the race for governor of Virginia on Tuesday, although, if you were to judge from the tenor of cable news coverage you might have gotten the impression that an asteroid was about to destroy all life on earth," External link

foxnews Friday, November 5, 2021 7:08:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "Look, the results were obviously bad for Democrats. And there are plenty of reasons for them to be worried about what it portends but let’s not lose sight of the fact that this is common in American politics," External link

foxnews Friday, November 5, 2021 7:08:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “just kinda how American public opinion works” External link

guardian Thursday, November 4, 2021 7:14:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explained : “Youngkin enthusiastically welcomed Trump’s endorsement while also keeping him at arm’s length and declining to stand onstage with him,” “At one point, he happily accepted Trump’s endorsement, and then at another, he said he had nothing to do with the tele-rally Trump held for him and acted like he barely even talked to Trump” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, November 4, 2021 7:10:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers added ( about Donald Trump ) : “When they actually have to appeal to swing voters in a state like Virginia, they talk about Trump the way parents talk to their kids about The Babadook,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, November 4, 2021 7:10:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers responded ( about Jeanine Pirro ) : “Jeanine, I’m pretty sure you meant to say ‘kingmaker,’ which is a good thing, not ‘kingpin,’ which is usually reserved for criminals,” “That’s a very revealing clip. I’d say it’s Freudian, but with you it’s probably Franzian” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 2, 2021 7:11:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “And there’s an obvious reason Trump wants to keep those records hidden,” “Trump and his cronies had a detailed plan for overturning election results and they tried to execute that plan. And they almost succeeded. It wasn’t an impulse or a whim, it was a plot” External link

news-yahoo Tuesday, November 2, 2021 7:11:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “have been, and this is the exact political science term originally coined by historian Doris Kearns Goodwin, in her prize-winning study Power and Influence in the 19th Century, a shit-covered ass over tea kettle clusterfuck,” External link

guardian Friday, October 29, 2021 6:48:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “who decided to hold the bill hostage and turn it into a public melodrama to feed their own egos and to protect their corporate patrons” External link

guardian Friday, October 29, 2021 6:48:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about Taylor Swift ) : “You would definitely remember talking to Marjorie Taylor Greene, the same way you’d remember being attacked by Chucky,” External link

guardian Thursday, October 28, 2021 8:04:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Her denial is itself a damning admission – she claims she wasn’t involved in planning the protest because she was too busy trying to overturn the election results,” External link

guardian Thursday, October 28, 2021 8:04:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told : “that hasn’t stopped some on the right from spreading the baseless claim anyway,” External link

news-yahoo Friday, October 15, 2021 11:11:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said ( about President Trump ) : “I do like that Trump is constantly making life difficult for Republicans who just want to use him to win power,” “Sorry you guys bought a ticket on this train, Rick, and now you can’t get off” External link

guardian Friday, October 15, 2021 6:48:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “Wow, he’s been out of office so long, he’s forgotten how threats work,” External link

nytimes Friday, October 15, 2021 2:23:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told : “that hasn’t stopped some on the right from spreading the baseless claim anyway,” External link

news-yahoo Friday, October 15, 2021 8:36:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers told : “that hasn’t stopped some on the right from spreading the baseless claim anyway,” External link

news-yahoo Friday, October 15, 2021 7:36:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “But that hasn’t stopped some on the right from spreading the baseless claim anyway,” External link

guardian Thursday, October 14, 2021 7:16:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers told : “that hasn’t stopped some on the right from spreading the baseless claim anyway,” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, October 14, 2021 1:56:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “And you can tell Trump was waiting for a crowd reaction, too. I mean, look at him — it’s like watching an open-mic night at the senior center,” External link

nytimes Tuesday, October 12, 2021 2:16:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers asked : “What was wrong with the days before Trump? Too many alive people? Not enough breaking news alerts?” External link

guardian Friday, October 8, 2021 7:24:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “I’ve long wanted to write a story about a bear and am grateful that Penguin gave me the opportunity,” External link

suntimes Monday, October 4, 2021 10:28:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : "Yep, she is a very good sport, and a very handsome woman," External link

CBSnews Sunday, June 20, 2021 5:25:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The very same people who approve of Donald Trump’s friendly attitude towards Putin are claiming Biden wasn’t tough enough,” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, June 19, 2021 5:41:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The very same people who approve of Donald Trump’s friendly attitude towards Putin are claiming Biden wasn’t tough enough,” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, June 19, 2021 1:09:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers said : “The very same people who approve of Donald Trump’s friendly attitude towards Putin are claiming Biden wasn’t tough enough,” External link

news-yahoo Saturday, June 19, 2021 5:03:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers noted : “It would take more than a fire alarm to drown out Trump,” “The guy spent four years giving press conferences next to a whirring helicopter blade” External link

news-yahoo Thursday, June 17, 2021 7:18:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers noted : “It would take more than a fire alarm to drown out Trump,” “The guy spent four years giving press conferences next to a whirring helicopter blade” External link

guardian Thursday, June 17, 2021 6:25:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers afirma : "A deficiência de ferro e zinco nos alimentos hoje já faz com que cerca de 60 milhões de anos de vida sejam perdidos anualmente. Então essas deficiências já provocam grandes cargas globais de doenças" External link

noticias-terra-br Thursday, September 5, 2019 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers explica : "E isso não deixa de ser meio irônico, já que essas são as pessoas que têm menos responsabilidade pela emissão de dióxido de carbono que está tornando os alimentos menos nutritivos" External link

noticias-terra-br Thursday, September 5, 2019 7:00:00 PM EAT

Seth Meyers afirmou ( about Donald Trump ) : "Trump diz que vai candidatar-se como republicano, achei que se ia candidatar como uma piada" External link

dn Monday, February 27, 2017 7:32:00 AM EAT

Seth Meyers diz : “Minha dissertação escolar está uma verdadeira ‘olimpíadas do Rio’. Tenho que entregar amanhã e ainda nem comecei a fazer a pesquisa. Acho que vou ligar para o professor e dizer que contrai o vírus da zika” External link

folha Thursday, August 4, 2016 7:07:00 PM EAT



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